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neotatsu
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posted June 14, 2002 14:42     Click Here to See the Profile for neotatsu   Click Here to Email neotatsu     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ilovemydualg4:

i'm not the z... but for someone who hasn't played dungeons and dragons or something similar should start with diablo2, baulders is really an rpg based on dungeons and dragons


aye if you don't have a pretty good knowledge of rpg's already Go with diablo2...actually...start with diablo1 it was a good game....I dunno that I PREFER diablo1 it's more of a storyline thing....anywho

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neotatsu
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posted June 14, 2002 15:26     Click Here to See the Profile for neotatsu   Click Here to Email neotatsu     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by uilleann:

SpikeSpiegel:
Try this for the time being:
http://3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592.jp/

- Uilleann


wow...it's been 10 minutes and I'm still whatching it load.....that's a fecking lot of numbers....

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posted June 14, 2002 15:45     Click Here to See the Profile for LifetimeTrekker   Click Here to Email LifetimeTrekker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by neotatsu:
wow...it's been 10 minutes and I'm still whatching it load.....that's a fecking lot of numbers....

Yeah, but it left off the 3.

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greycat
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posted June 14, 2002 17:34     Click Here to See the Profile for greycat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by GameMaster:
What is that men with big feet have?

I'm terribly disappointed that nobody got the right answer on this one. Men with big feet have big shoes!

quote:
Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
but yea the ppl really deserved 9/11 were the palestinians... those assfucks were dancing around all joyous and shit during that sad time.. they should all die

At the risk of beating a dead horse, let me phrase this as a set of questions, to be answered by Zorro or whomever wishes:

  • What country allegedly broadcast video footage of joyous celebrations after the structure hits of Sept. 11?
  • When was this joyous celebration alleged to occur?
  • When was this video footage actually filmed?
  • Who told you that this video footage was actually made on Sept. 11?
  • Why did they tell you that?
  • What did bin Laden originally say when accused of masterminding the structure hits of Sept. 11?
  • At what point did bin Laden finally decide that, if he was going to be cast as the official villain behind the Sept. 11 structure hits, he might as well accept the blame for them?
  • What would he have gained if he had not given in and changed his mind? What would he have lost?
  • Why was the damage to downtown New York City consistent with the outcome of a controlled demolition, and so inconsistent with the official story?
  • Who created the official story? And why?
  • Who disseminated the official story to the world? And why?
  • Now, for the grand prize: who actually planned the structure hits on Sept. 11, and what was that person or group's ultimate goal?

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snupy
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posted June 14, 2002 18:08     Click Here to See the Profile for snupy   Click Here to Email snupy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
does the bad snupy need a spanking, I just got a cutting board made for cheeses. It is just right......Z


Oh, thanks alot, Zorro-now I've got some 'splainin to do....

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ilovemydualg4
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posted June 14, 2002 18:11     Click Here to See the Profile for ilovemydualg4   Click Here to Email ilovemydualg4     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by greycat:
men with big feet have big shoes

rotflmao

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uilleann
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posted June 14, 2002 18:24     Click Here to See the Profile for uilleann   Click Here to Email uilleann     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
neotatsu: wow...it's been 10 minutes and I'm still whatching it load...[/QUOTE]
When I last tried that, months ago, it was downloading pretty slowly; I think I left my work PC on all weekend at it. I still think I only got 30/40 Mb in the end (on a connection that maxes out at least 1.3 Mbytes/sec), so that's not the trillian d.p. that was asked, but it's still huge.

Anyone had it actually complete downloading yet? And how many d.p.?

- Uilleann

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snupy
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posted June 14, 2002 18:34     Click Here to See the Profile for snupy   Click Here to Email snupy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Q: Z, are your answers on this thread embellished at all, or are they 100% true?

Q: What could you possibly feel are "indecent liberties"???

Q: 65?????????????????????!!!! How old were you?

Q: What's the deal with pearls?

BTW, ever think of doing a PSA for the gynecological association? That odor story would be hysterical.(sick and twisted, but hysterical)

Disclaimer: I blame the warping of my mind on spungo

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posted June 15, 2002 00:21     Click Here to See the Profile for LifetimeTrekker   Click Here to Email LifetimeTrekker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by GameMaster:
Alright, sex aside for a moment let's look at other morals.... muahahahahaha....

What is the worst thing you've ever done to a friend?

What is the worst thing you've ever done to anyone?

Have you ever hit a parent or grandparent?

Have you ever killed an intelligent warm blooded creature for sport or pleasure?
Do lawyers or politicians count?


What, if anything, is the largest thing you've stolen?

A city bus. I actually dropped it four blocks away.

What is the worst law you've broken and gotten away with?
If I told you, I'd have to shoot you.

Have you ever knocked someone out? Who? Why?
My sister. We were messing around in the kitchen, I pushed her and she hit her head on the kitchen table. Oh, I wasn't able to sit for a week after that one. I think I was eight at the time.
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Some odd ones just for old time sake....

What does this button do?
It lights up a sign telling you no to push this button.

If I write a letter to the easter bunny, and e-mail it to [email protected] (someone ehome I never meet, and randomly picked his e-mail... alright, not randomly as nothing is random.... blah) what are the chances he will write back?

Pretty slim. The Easter Bunny doesn't have a computer and he's banned from using mine anymore--I grew tired of having to clean up the eggs after he visits. He's not really house-trained!


Have you ever enjoyed the music of *dare I even speak the evil name* John Tesch(sp?)?

That's Tesh.
Yes! Just before the last seismographic report of movement on R'lyeh.
Cthulhu Saves..He might want a snack later on.

What is 6 times 7?
That was the wrong question.

Who was resposible for sacking the people who made the opening cedits?

That was the producers.

Did you sack them?
No, the Llamas did!

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Twinkle Toes
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posted June 15, 2002 03:59     Click Here to See the Profile for Twinkle Toes   Click Here to Email Twinkle Toes     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Mas preguntas para Zorro - they're very mixed up:

1) What is the color of my bra?

2) Do I think you want to know?

3) Has ANYONE made you blush yet or gotten you close to blushing? Who?

4) Would you like to touch something of mine? (Yes, it means the first thing that comes to your mind)

5) Where?

6) Do I think you'll give me a phony answer instead of the one I really wanted?

7) How did I get to be so evil and naughty?

8) Who do I consider my best friend so far? Why?

9) Do I wear thongs? Why do you think that?

10) What am I wearing?

11) What are my top 2 favorite bands?

12) Why do I like Tom Liccus and enjoy listening to him? (you know, from 100.7 The Buzz - Tom Liccus Show)

13) What's your favorite radio station?

14) What am I doing right now besides thinking random thoughts and typing?

15) If I could be any type of food, what would I be? Why?

16) Do you amuse me? How little/much?

17) How many friends do I have on GC?

18) Which do I like better, 'Haloween' or 'Friday the 13th'?

19) How come I strongly associate food with sex?

20) Have you ever met anyone like me?

21) What's my favorite word, according to these boards?

22) Can you guess what my IQ is?

23) Fill in the blank: '...for inside, I am eternally ____________.'

24) What's the wildest thing you think I've done?

25) What's the wildest thing you think I'd do?

26) Who do I think is better, Ozzy or Metallica? What would my exact response be as to why?

27) What body part did my favorite Hallmark card involve?

28) Why did I think it was so funny?

29) What do you look like? (No, I can't see it in your profile, and if you've posted it somewhere else, I'm not going to go look for it)

30) Would I rather be a slave or a Dominatrix?

31) What did neotatsu do to me?

32) Did I like it or was I angry?

33) Could he help it?

34) What weapon do I like better, a sword or a gun? Why?

35) If I were a mythical creature, what would I be? Why?

36) Are you rubbing it? (of course you know what I mean)

37) Should I lick it?

38) Would you want to watch me?

39) Is this a turn-on?

40) Isn't this funny?

41) How come you don't like girls with piercings?

42) What about small tattoos? (rose, butterfly, etc.)

43) Do I like going to the doctor or the dentist? Why?

44) Have you figured out what type of animal I am yet?

45) What have you figured out about me?

46) What's the strangest supernatural thing that's ever happened to you?

47) Do you like my temper? Why/why not?

48) Do you think I give a dingleberry if Nayt has sex before he's married?

49) Isn't the gofer in 'Caddy Shack' funny when he dances? (Of course that's not really what you were paying attention to, now was it *nudge nudge*)

50) Are my questions fun to answer to?

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snupy
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posted June 15, 2002 05:46     Click Here to See the Profile for snupy   Click Here to Email snupy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i think it's time to start getting in shape now, Z.(to run from the authorities)

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mephisto
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posted June 15, 2002 06:29     Click Here to See the Profile for mephisto   Click Here to Email mephisto     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by mephisto:
[B]A: actually you reacted by saying the exact same kind of thing about My country. I guess you are no better than I. I can't believe you would say the very thing that made you mad. It is that kind of behaviour that starts most of the messes in this world.


true. well said. very true.

Hell, if you had something like that to my face, it wouldn't have been pretty.

A; I'll say, at 5'11" and 250lbs I can be pretty mean to contend with.


haa haa. You americans and your obsession with size. Size, my dear friend is not everything, skill is everything. "It is not the weapon, it is the warrior that matter",it was said in feudal china a long time ago, but by whom exactly i do not remember. I'm 5'8", 180 pounds at 8 - 10 % body fat and i used to be a bouncer. And I managed the club some nights as one of only two bouncers. And I have taken down guys who are way bigger than you without blinking. Remember z, a pressure point is always a pressure point and joints snap easily on any human being. You know the only reason bigger guys are easier to take down, they think "i'm big, I'm a bad ass mofo...no one can take me down......" ahhhahahah....*laughs hard enough to hurt spleen.

Though you are the easiest one to anger I have ever encountered.

zorro, i never said i was quiet or even tempered. I've never led others to believe i'm nice in any sort of way.

For christmas our company purchased cows for a village in India in our Employers name. I have heard they are quite valuable in India and hard to acquire for some villages. I hope it went to a village with more even tempered individuals.

yep, me too.......

Next time you wish to critisize My methods, look in the mirror. You wished the exact same thing I did, you can't call Me bad without calling yourself the same thing.

Z, i'm an ruthless, soul-less, asshole and i know that. i never denied it. I just got pissed that anyone would say anything like that, so i replied in the same coin.

Now cheer up and have a nice day, life's too short to spend all your time picking fights..........Z

i picked all my fights. In rl, i haven't so much as made a fist in years. My reputation is enough to keep people from starting fights with me. Plus, I'm too old for this anyways. Now, I look forward to finishing my phD and becoming a prof at a university like UW and i couldn't do that if i was in jail.
also i figured that being completely and totally passive agressive is the best, i do nothing immediately anymore. I wait for years to take revenge.
plus, people who piss me off enough have to contend with others who are more deadly than me......there is much to be said about being a Moriarty.
Plus my days of doing "Favours" are long done. seniority has its perks.............


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platypus
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posted June 15, 2002 06:35     Click Here to See the Profile for platypus   Click Here to Email platypus     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
*sigh* children, children.

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snupy
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posted June 15, 2002 06:52     Click Here to See the Profile for snupy   Click Here to Email snupy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
**cough, cough** The testosterone in here is choking me...oops, poor choice of words-how 'bout "gagging me". No, even worse. How 'bout "killing me".

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ZorroTheFox
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posted June 15, 2002 07:48     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by macadddikt18:
i think i read the first few lines of that last post. i thought i was saved till i saw the last answer. I think i need to quit reading this forum. Buti had a question anyway.

Zorro, which game would be a good first RPG? Diablo 2 or Bualder's gate?
Nayt


diablo 2, I have a friend who is heavy into RPG's and he thought it was a better start........Z

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ZorroTheFox
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posted June 15, 2002 07:52     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
ppl ppl lets get this thru our heads... diablo2 is not an rpg...
and besides what ever fun rpg like portions of it were there are now gone becuz of n00bs like ilovemydualg4... you wouldnt believe the stuff he did..


Spikey, you ruined all the fun. Don't always give out correct information, sometimes it is mure fun to mislead someone and wait for their report after they find out you sne them in the wrong direction >;o)...........Z

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posted June 15, 2002 07:52     Click Here to See the Profile for SpikeSpiegel   Click Here to Email SpikeSpiegel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
what exactly do you mean by gagging?

if sooo how long is it?

ok i have one more question...

according to brodie from mallrats
the cookie stand is not part of the foodcourt
while his friend says it is... which is correct and why?

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ZorroTheFox
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posted June 15, 2002 08:30     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

**sorry I missed these, GM, but they didn't show up on My response screen. In the future try not to seperate them .**

Alright, sex aside for a moment let's look at other morals.... muahahahahaha....

What is the worst thing you've ever done to a friend?

A: told the police where to find him.

What is the worst thing you've ever done to anyone?

A: told them the truth, that they were terrible in bed.

Have you ever hit a parent or grandparent?

A: nope

Have you ever killed an intelligent warm blooded creature for sport or pleasure?

A: I never killed anything I consider intelligent, but anything not human is possibly on the menu. Aliens are not excluded.

What, if anything, is the largest thing you've stolen?

A: a bulldozer, but I left it after It got stuck in a ditch.

What is the worst law you've broken and gotten away with?

A: I can't say that one without getting in trouble, but it involves sex and she was the initiator. It was 9 years ago, but I think the statute of limitations had not yet expired.

Have you ever knocked someone out?

A: yes

Who?

A: a friend

Why?

A: it was an accident, we were playing football in the snow and I got the better of the collision.

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Some odd ones just for old time sake....

What does this button do?

A: that is the history erase button, don't push it.

If I write a letter to the easter bunny, and e-mail it to [email protected] (someone ehome I never meet, and randomly picked his e-mail... alright, not randomly as nothing is random.... blah) what are the chances he will write back?

A: 50%

What are the washing instructions for the shirt your wearing now?

A: I'm naked, just use soap and water.

Does the golpher we killed with the hypothetical tree have a post-mortim examination?

A: no, it would be a waste of time.

If so, does it tell weather or not if it heard the tree?

A: nope

Are you a necrophobaphile?

A: no, it repulses Me, but I can joke about it.

Have you ever enjoyed the music of *dare I even speak the evil name* John Tesch(sp?)?

A: when I was little I enjoyed any music that was played.

If Homo means same (as in Homosapian) then does Homoerectous mean errect at the same time?

A: it means your woody looks the same erect as it does limp >;o)

I train leaves the New Mexico travling east at 90mph, and in New York there is a train that travels east at 60 mph. The trian leaving New York (prior to leaving) was parked at a station that had an area that happened to be equal some unknowen interger times the weight of the major of Georgia to the sixteenth power. If I eat an entire pizza and bread sticks from Domino's, what color is the sky?

A: black, it is night time when proper geeks eat domino's

Did you answer that las one correctly? And did you do any math to arrive at your answer?

A: yes, no

What is 6 times 7?

A: 42

How many roads must a man walk down?

A: none if he owns a car

Who was resposible for sacking the people who made the opening cedits?

A: the defensive line

Did you sack them?

A: If I worked for Monty Python I would have.

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Let's have some more fun, fill in the blanks.

I Zorro, love most in the place that grow virgins in bondage.

It was the end of times it was the beginning of times.

It was a hot and stormy night the schoolgirl screamed as the sound of eardrums shattered the unbearable lust that was bulding all night. As we engaged in the dark pleasures, I couldn't help but think "is she ever tight".

Once upon a time there was a Fox who lived in Hell near the old sacrificial altar. He was a great and wise Demon, but he had a problem. The angels always hid his ticket to heaven, and so he was despondent.


and last but not least....

(I really shouldn't do this one, but het it's all for the fun of it)

I, GameMaster, do hereby admit My lust for stuffed animals. In doing so I raped and sodomized in a way that can be described only as a furry moment. That being said I will now take Cheer Bear as My lawfully wedded wife.


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ZorroTheFox
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posted June 15, 2002 08:39     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
[QUOTE]Originally posted by greycat:
[B] At the risk of beating a dead horse, let me phrase this as a set of questions, to be answered by Zorro or whomever wishes:

  • What country allegedly broadcast video footage of joyous celebrations after the structure hits of Sept. 11? A:We did for one here in the US.
  • When was this joyous celebration alleged to occur? A:The same day, but we all know how reliable the News is.
  • When was this video footage actually filmed? A:If we knew that, we'd exterminated, or rewarded.
  • Who told you that this video footage was actually made on Sept. 11? A: the media of course, we must believe all that we see >;o) .
  • Why did they tell you that? A: you are a co-conspirator.
  • What did bin Laden originally say when accused of masterminding the structure hits of Sept. 11? A: bring Me another cup of Starbucks.
  • At what point did bin Laden finally decide that, if he was going to be cast as the official villain behind the Sept. 11 structure hits, he might as well accept the blame for them? A: when his PR man told him his ratings would be through the roof.
  • What would he have gained if he had not given in and changed his mind? A: a slow and painful death. What would he have lost? A: the virgins he promised everyone else.
  • Why was the damage to downtown New York City consistent with the outcome of a controlled demolition, and so inconsistent with the official story? A: nobody had ever crashed a jetliner into a building before, the results could never have been correctly predicted with the buffoons in the Govt.
  • Who created the official story? A: an official. And why? A: it his job.
  • Who disseminated the official story to the world? A: the news people. And why? A: it's their job.
  • Now, for the grand prize: who actually planned the structure hits on Sept. 11, and what was that person or group's ultimate goal? A: Osama's right hand man, to reminf the world what happens when you wake a sleeping giant.

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posted June 15, 2002 08:41     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by snupy:
Oh, thanks alot, Zorro-now I've got some 'splainin to do....

tell him I was suggesting that he could borrow the paddle and give the spankings in My honor...........Z

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posted June 15, 2002 08:49     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
[QUOTE]Originally posted by snupy:
[B]Q: Z, are your answers on this thread embellished at all, or are they 100% true?

A: it depends, there are truths to all My answers, it depends on your point of view. I am a master of wording things in a way that makes them true yet sound the way I want them to be heard. I think the joke answers are rather obvious though.

Q: What could you possibly feel are "indecent liberties"???

A: stuff that I didn't want, I believe in consent. She wanted to go the wrong way on a one way street.

Q: 65?????????????????????!!!! How old were you?

A: 19

Q: What's the deal with pearls?

A: which ones I forgot the reference but can explain it better if you revive My memory. There are a lot of pearl references in My life.

BTW, ever think of doing a PSA for the gynecological association?

A: not sure they would accept Me.

That odor story would be hysterical.(sick and twisted, but hysterical)

**sick and twiseted is some of the best comedy >;o) **

Disclaimer: I blame the warping of my mind on spungo

A: he has sone a wonderful job, what a great man he is *two thumbs up for spungo*


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posted June 15, 2002 08:57     Click Here to See the Profile for snupy   Click Here to Email snupy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
tell him I was suggesting that he could borrow the paddle and give the spankings in My honor...........Z


Brilliant!!!! I mean, of course you were-it was obvious to all of us, wasn't it?**wipes sweat off brow**

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posted June 15, 2002 09:24     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Twinkle Toes:
[B]Mas preguntas para Zorro - they're very mixed up:

1) What is the color of my bra?

A: if I answer correctly I think I'd be arrested.

2) Do I think you want to know?

A: I think you just enjoy tormenting Me, not that that is a bad thing.

3) Has ANYONE made you blush yet or gotten you close to blushing? Who?

A: an ex girlfriend, she played shy until she got Me alone. She let Me think I was intimidating her, then she did a 360 and took control forcing Me to the floor. I was shocked at first, but then as she described all the things I was thinking about doing to her, I could't help but turn bright red. At least she let Me do them. I miss her but she joined the air force and I didn't want to follow a military girl around the globe.

4) Would you like to touch something of mine? (Yes, it means the first thing that comes to your mind)

A: evil, evil, I can hear the sirens approaching My mouse now.

5) Where?

A: how about just a handshake for now, I enjoy freedom.

6) Do I think you'll give me a phony answer instead of the one I really wanted?

A: of course, if I tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth....so help Me God >;o)

7) How did I get to be so evil and naughty?

A: maybe a good teacher.

8) Who do I consider my best friend so far? Why?

A: your computer, it lets you meet the interesting people you can't meet in person.

9) Do I wear thongs? Why do you think that?

A: yes, all girls do these days. It is in style, even abercrombie and fitch (sp?) are selling them to girls as young as 10.

10) What am I wearing?

A: a smile

11) What are my top 2 favorite bands?

A: am and fm

12) Why do I like Tom Liccus and enjoy listening to him? (you know, from 100.7 The Buzz - Tom Liccus Show)

A: he is a prophet for all mankind, and he lets the girls know what "real men" want instead of those girly boys.

13) What's your favorite radio station?

A: KUFO in portland, but the Buzz is number 2

14) What am I doing right now besides thinking random thoughts and typing?

A: looking at the screen

15) If I could be any type of food, what would I be? Why?

A: poison, your going to leave a trail of devestation behind you

16) Do you amuse me? How little/much?

A: probably, and a whole lot too, I can be entertaining compared to all the "vanilla" flavored people around here.

17) How many friends do I have on GC?

a: all of the except the ones that are traumatized by your naughtiness. don't worry, they will come around.

18) Which do I like better, 'Haloween' or 'Friday the 13th'?

A: halloween, it is more fun to dress up on.

19) How come I strongly associate food with sex?

A: probably an oral fixation.

20) Have you ever met anyone like me?

A: a few, but it has been a while. I don't get out much anymore.

21) What's my favorite word, according to these boards?

A: is there really only one?

22) Can you guess what my IQ is?

A: no, IQ ratings are always inaccurate, they are biased to certain types of knowlege.

23) Fill in the blank: '...for inside, I am eternally searching.'

A: no enough lines to get a better answer.

24) What's the wildest thing you think I've done?

A: something that would get most people arrested I bet

25) What's the wildest thing you think I'd do?

A: the sky's the limit

26) Who do I think is better, Ozzy or Metallica? What would my exact response be as to why?

A: ozzy, Metallica is a bunch of money grubbing sell-out losers now

27) What body part did my favorite Hallmark card involve?

A: grrrrrr, the mind >;o)

28) Why did I think it was so funny?

A: it was funny to look at

29) What do you look like? (No, I can't see it in your profile, and if you've posted it somewhere else, I'm not going to go look for it)

A: I was once told I looked a bit like Ozzy, but that was a while back.

30) Would I rather be a slave or a Dominatrix?

A: Dom, they have more fun

31) What did neotatsu do to me?

a: crumble in your presence

32) Did I like it or was I angry?

A: it was amusing

33) Could he help it?

a: no, he couldn't have been prepared for you

34) What weapon do I like better, a sword or a gun? Why?

A: sword, guns are for the weak

35) If I were a mythical creature, what would I be? Why?

A: a siren, you will lead many men to their demise

36) Are you rubbing it? (of course you know what I mean)

A: no I have to type quickly so I can help the old man clean out the garage.

37) Should I lick it?

A: yes

38) Would you want to watch me?

A: only if it something legal

39) Is this a turn-on?

a: well, it isn't a turn off

40) Isn't this funny?

A: it is making me smile

41) How come you don't like girls with piercings?

a: some of the piercings look kinda gross. I wouldn't turn someone down for it, but I prefer to avoid it. My eyes get fixated on annoying piercings.

42) What about small tattoos? (rose, butterfly, etc.)

A: if they are put in a tasteful place they are great, but most girls with tattoos look like the girls on the naked movies I have and I don't want to think about the movies when I have an interesting girl with Me.

43) Do I like going to the doctor or the dentist? Why?

A: yes, playing doctor is fun so going to the doctor is the next best thing.

44) Have you figured out what type of animal I am yet?

a: no, I need to have something to think about

45) What have you figured out about me?

A: you are a younger female version of Me

46) What's the strangest supernatural thing that's ever happened to you?

a: I got to see My body from outside My body

47) Do you like my temper? Why/why not?

A: yes, it is a refreshing change

48) Do you think I give a dingleberry if Nayt has sex before he's married?

A: nope, it really doesn't matter, he's gonna end up woman's slave anyway

49) Isn't the gofer in 'Caddy Shack' funny when he dances? (Of course that's not really what you were paying attention to, now was it *nudge nudge*)

a: caddy shack is one of My fav movies, woo hooooo

50) Are my questions fun to answer to?

a: yes, but having to tiptoe through them is sometimes difficult

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posted June 15, 2002 09:26     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by snupy:
i think it's time to start getting in shape now, Z.(to run from the authorities)

I am a baaaadddd boy..........Z

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posted June 15, 2002 09:28     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mephisto:

yaaaaawwwwnnnnn...........Z

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posted June 15, 2002 09:41     Click Here to See the Profile for snupy   Click Here to Email snupy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Blah, blah, blah...double posted by mistake

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quote:
Originally posted by LifetimeTrekker:
Yeah, but it left off the 3.

No it didn't look at the title of the page its "Pi is 3." etc etc..anywho

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posted June 15, 2002 13:14     Click Here to See the Profile for neotatsu   Click Here to Email neotatsu     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:

according to brodie from mallrats
the cookie stand is not part of the foodcourt
while his friend says it is... which is correct and why?


No it isnt it's an autonomous station for midmall snacking damnit...now About that damn kid that was always on the elevator!.....did you know there's a deleted scene in which he actually get's caught in the elevator? the things you learn from dvd versions of movies....

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oi I'm quite pissed now...I wrote a nice reply to twinkies list answering them because zorro got some wrong but It wouldn't let me post ...damnit...maybe I'll rewrite it later....it won't let there be anymore than 8 pages in the thread so theres no room for anything else here

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posted June 15, 2002 16:46     Click Here to See the Profile for SpikeSpiegel   Click Here to Email SpikeSpiegel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ok what about these questions...

can lois clark have superman's baby?

does he blow a load like a shotgun?

if she gets a tan will the kid kick thru her uterus?

is wonderwomans uterus strong enuff to handle his kid?
if so why?

can he stretch every part of his body? every part?

is everything on the thing orange including you know what?
(if you have never seen mallrats you wouldnt understand the questions)
has mj ever given a bj to spiderman?

are you even supposed to be here today?

my girlfriend licked 37 dicks... in a row?

how long does it take willem to see the picture?

whats whoopie?(detailed explanation plz)

what noises would u make during it?

would anybody shake hands with jason lee after what he did mallrats?

can silent bob really use the force?

does jay really think about men when he masturbates?

do randall and dante really get married at the unitarian church dressed as stormtroopers?

if so is dante really the bitch?

is it true that if you blast chicks up the ass they fart?

is god really a woman?

is jesus black?

are morris day and the time the best band of all time?

have you ever participated in the finger cuffs position?

if so which of the three ppl were you?

how did my cousin walter get a gerbil up his ass?

what makes him think that shoving a cat up there will get it out?

so did he cum?

if all these ppl went to high school together does that mean that it was an entire school filled with people that look like ben affleck and jason lee.. etc.?

ok thats all the kevin smith movie questions i could think of...


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posted June 15, 2002 20:10     Click Here to See the Profile for mephisto   Click Here to Email mephisto     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
yaaaaawwwwnnnnn...........Z


atleast i'm not just a geek.......

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posted June 15, 2002 22:52     Click Here to See the Profile for GameMaster   Click Here to Email GameMaster     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Zorro's just 19!?!?!?!? By his answers I know I can't make him blush with a post.
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Greycat, correct answer to the "big feet" question, and your right I messed the math up, the question was supposed to be 6 * 9, and the answer is obvious now that I had to post the correction.
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Twinkle, you like pushing the limits of the laws, don't you? I suppose since it isn't your ass on the line, you have nothing to worry about.
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Zorro, nice handling her questions without stepping into the realm of leagalities. I knew you'd take the oppertunity I gave you with the fill in the blanks, nice job.

On to the questions... These are of course clean questions, but I still think I'll end up with dirty answers...

What is the largest animal you've ever killed?

What is the best food you've ever had?

What is the fastest thing you've ever driven?

What is the fastest thing you've ever driven without a licence for?

How far is the farthest you've ever traveled in one trip?

What does a normal days diet consist of for you?

Who is you current celebrity crush?

What would you like to steal (and pawn) more a grammy or a Cleo?

A grammy or an Emmy?

An Emmy or a Golden Globe?

What state is rummored to have passed a law making the offical legal value for PI equal to exsactly 3? What were the origins of the rumor?

If you could receive a dime for everytime someone said a certian word, what word would you want it to be? *note you saying it or paying someone to say it doesn't cout*

Why 50% chances on the Easter Bunny at [email protected]?

Replaceing you middle name with the binary representations of the ASCII values for each char, what would your middle name looklike?

When did you have your OBE (Out of Body Experience)?

How far did you get, before you ran into the "silver thread" (how far did you get before being pulled back to your body)?

Do you believe in ghosts?

(I can't resist)Do you see dead people?

What am I drinking? *there are some clues on the boards as to what is might be and what it isn't*

Stupid oldies, which I typically hate, let's see how Zorro warps them...

What do you put in a toaster?

There is a one story green house, everything is green (walls, windows, stove... it's all green). What color are the stairs?

If a rooster lays an egg, and the wind is blowing from the west, which way will the egg roll?


Now that Neo is using my digression, what should I use to end my posts?
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mephisto, I have a question for you. Could you give me a phonetic spelling (preferable not using the phentic alphabet, but rather using words) for how this might be pronuonced: Vijaylakshmi

I would be MUCH appreciated, and would grant you my service in your army of dark forces that will sweep over this earth. *Pointing at demonic horns in forehead* ...or something.

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hrm..I've always used the term "I digress"...fine be that way I'll stop just for you, but only cause you can actually program a game and I can't..damn....anywho, I uh....fuck I'm finished so I'm leaving goddamnit...O..I know, ciao...hehe it's like aloha!.hahahaha...anywho....ciao for now

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What's SpikeSpiegal's iq????

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by GameMaster:
Zorro's just 19!?!?!?!? By his answers I know I can't make him blush with a post.

No. he's 28(?). I asked how old he was when he was taught by the 65 year old.
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Twinkle, you like pushing the limits of the laws, don't you? I suppose since it isn't your ass on the line, you have nothing to worry about.

Ditto.

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Zorro, nice handling her questions without stepping into the realm of leagalities.

But you're living dangerously by answering yes to the "lick" question, aren't you???????

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posted June 16, 2002 12:02     Click Here to See the Profile for SpikeSpiegel   Click Here to Email SpikeSpiegel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
last time i got my iq checked it wuz 145... so yea...

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posted June 16, 2002 12:04     Click Here to See the Profile for SpikeSpiegel   Click Here to Email SpikeSpiegel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
its not that im stupid.. i just like acting like a retard... its fun

its an e not an a

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Neo, 'tis ok, use the digress, I don't mind. I have my shamless plug for a sig, so I need not anything else. As for the Game I wrote, I didn't write all of it, and it was just a MUD that used the TTYs of computers to create several iostreams that were used to display and retreive information from the players. It wasn't anything to fancy, and most of the underlying work was done already... What an assignment that was. I am just now learing to write code for peer to peer network games that would run on win/dos over the network and still have to worry about learning Vissual programing, seems the university likes to teach everything using commandline programs *grumbles.* I can write basic Vissual C++ programs, but nothing to fancy (yet).

Snuppy, I read "were" as "are", thanks for the clarification. I don't think the Licking question was all that leading, as it didn't say what he were licking, and so he should be safe.

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If I drop a cookie on the floor, and 2.5 seconds later I pick it up, take a byte, and then drop it again on the floor, and pick it up after 3 seconds, how does the 5 second rule aply?

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posted June 16, 2002 18:51     Click Here to See the Profile for SpikeSpiegel   Click Here to Email SpikeSpiegel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
it applies that you should shut up for asking stupid questions like that.. dont waste zorros time.. let gamemaster do his stuff with da perverted/messed up questions

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