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neotatsu
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posted August 06, 2002 01:33     Click Here to See the Profile for neotatsu   Click Here to Email neotatsu     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
yes, but is that reall a worthwhile question

yes, as it was relavent(though not the answer to) to GM's question about me and TT

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posted August 06, 2002 17:12     Click Here to See the Profile for GameMaster   Click Here to Email GameMaster     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Alright, I'll bite, Yes, I have seen New Radio.

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Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
Why do people like Slipknot?
Where do you keep your secret stash (everybody has one)?
Where do you see yourself in 267 years time?

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posted August 06, 2002 17:50     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
[QUOTE]Originally posted by GameMaster:
[B]This time on Madlib with Zorro: The playing of Doom.

The fox found that the third and hardest challenge was indeed vary hand cramping, it involed the playing of Doom. In and of it's self the repetitive motion is not a very difficult feat, but the fox had paws and stubby digits which made this feat particularly hard. The fox mustered all his grit and channeled all his violence into that first level of Doom. He found that in the last moment of the level he had a cramp which made it hard to play on the bed of foxy pleasures. It took his last ounce of strength to fight the boss, which in the end wasn't enough to win. The fox was disapointed at his inability to perform, So the fox took up the challenge again with new resolve, more courage and more mountain dew than ever a fox had seen. He killed and slaughtered untill at last the third chanlenge was overcome by a particularly long cheat code. The mighty fox had gotten the magic fleas, and was back on his way to the vet, when he was ambushed by a vixen who wanted to dominate the fox. the fox was stunned and confused by the dominatrix, but still he managed to ingauge this foe in a twisted battle of tongue wrestling.

Can the fox survive the meeting with this sinister vixen, and manage to get back to the vet? Who is this dark lady fox, and what does she want with the bag of naughty toys? Find out to all the answers to this and more on the next exciting installment of Zorro's Madlibs, same fox thread same fox forum.

Why would my hat be in the hamper?

A: you left it with your clothes and your mommy put the clothes pile in the hamper.

What makes you think Neo likes spankings?

A: with a name like Neo, you better like spankings.

What type of crust would I like on my Pizza?

A: thin

What type of noodle should I make this pasta with?

A; egg

*alright now for a couple serious questions (my god askin' Zorro for advice on ladies (and I don't mean pleasuring them))*
How do I ask Sanja out, and what do I ask her to?

A; just ask if she'd like to go to a movie. It is usually better to start small if you really are interested in keeping her. make sure it isn't an action, horror, or comedy. Those will usually get you in trouble on the first date. Let her pick the movie.

Is it wrong of me not to tell Vijay that I'm intrested in Sanja?

A: yes, if she knows she has competition she will either leave or try to compete. it is a win-win situation. I find that if women know they have competition then they try harder to win you over,. if they know you have no one else, then they dont feel the need to put an effort into the relationship.

It seems to me that it is wrong not to, since Vijay is definatly, unmistakably intrested in me, and not telling her seems a lot like keeping her in the wings in case things don't work out.

A: just tell her, she needs to know

And if it is what I am doing, is that immoral?

A: no it is very much ok. it's not like you are married

Why do I obessess so much about what might happen?

A: you put to much value into things that really aren't that big of a deal. With a little more experience you will be able to do things without feeling the least big guilty.

Why in the world am I asking THE FOX this question?

A: because I will tell you the truth that everyone else will deny but know in their hearts is true

I mean, it just seems that our goals for a relationship a lot different. What are your goals for a relationship?

A: I have no wish to ever get trapped into a long term relationshi[p. I really don't even want a short-term one. I prefer the overnite variety, they are a lot less to maintain.

Are you looking for "the one" anymore?

A: no, I figure if I stop looking then maybe she will get off her butt and find Me

Should I stop rambling now?

A: sure, why not........Z

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posted August 06, 2002 17:53     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
[QUOTE]Originally posted by skylar:
[B]Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

A: they are usually a pair of small flightless birds, people just feel the need to attempt ridicule in My direction.

Why do people like Slipknot?

A: they are different and kids these days lack taste >;o)

Where do you keep your secret stash (everybody has one)?

A: I need something to call My own.

Where do you see yourself in 267 years time?

A: slaughtering the rest of humanity who has refused to change over to the way of cyborgs......Z

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posted August 06, 2002 22:44     Click Here to See the Profile for chicgeek   Click Here to Email chicgeek     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Can this thread be any longer?

With all the great geeks out there, why can't I get HIM off my mind?
(HIM being that one guy who left my life years ago, whom I have little/no chance of ever seeing again, who was such a jerk to me in the past that I should know better than to pine over...)

Why do they play so much crappy music on the radio?

Who would you like to see become the next Prez of the U.S.?
What is your life's biggest regret?
Where would you most like to live right now?
Why do I feel like someone's watching me, even when I'm alone in my apartment?
When do you usually get up in the morning?
How often do you work out?

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posted August 06, 2002 22:57     Click Here to See the Profile for neotatsu   Click Here to Email neotatsu     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by GameMaster:
Alright, I'll bite, Yes, I have seen New Radio.

and do you know why the relationship between dave and lisa was so odd, and yet a great match?

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They were work-a-holics and he was a square and she was welllll...... OH I GET IT!!!!!

Heh, Neo the square.

Chickgeek, don't pine after jerks, their not worth it. If you spend your days living in the past, you'll lose sight of tommarow. Remember Carpe Geekium, seize the Geek... Not Carpe Deim a Karp a day.

It's late and I have to be up in a few hours I don't want to not sleep but if I do sleep I'll oversleep.... What is a guy to do, Zorro?

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posted August 07, 2002 02:51     Click Here to See the Profile for neotatsu   Click Here to Email neotatsu     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
nope, not quite GM, nice try though.. I'll give you a hint: it has to do with why, even though they constantly fought, they still wanted to have a relationship with eachother..

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Do squirrels ever die? And if so, where do the bodies go?(I've seen dead rabbits, dead birds, etc-never a dead squirrel)

Why do men like blondes so much??

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I eat the dead squirrels. That's why you can never find 'em.

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posted August 08, 2002 15:24     Click Here to See the Profile for SpikeSpiegel   Click Here to Email SpikeSpiegel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by candypants:
Do squirrels ever die? And if so, where do the bodies go?(I've seen dead rabbits, dead birds, etc-never a dead squirrel)
well cockroach and his fellow southern cohorts eat them in squirrel stew...

Why do men like blondes so much??
we just do?


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posted August 08, 2002 18:59     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
[QUOTE]Originally posted by chicgeek:
[B]Can this thread be any longer?

A: it is starting to seem as though it won't end for a very long time.

With all the great geeks out there, why can't I get HIM off my mind?

A: you still have unfinished business with HIM. Until you figure out what it is you won't ever get over HIM.
(HIM being that one guy who left my life years ago, whom I have little/no chance of ever seeing again, who was such a jerk to me in the past that I should know better than to pine over...)

Why do they play so much crappy music on the radio?

A: they don't make good music anymore. try listening to one of the classic or oldies stations.

Who would you like to see become the next Prez of the U.S.?

A: Powell, we need at least one black president in My lifetime.

What is your life's biggest regret?

A: not being able to regret the things I should regret

Where would you most like to live right now?

A: Japan, they seem to be more like Me than most other cultures. The S&M scene there is incredible.

Why do I feel like someone's watching me, even when I'm alone in my apartment?

A: thanks to those tiny cameras they have now even I feel like I am being watched.

When do you usually get up in the morning?

A: 4am, I have to be at work by 5

How often do you work out?

A: rarely right now, but I have been checking the local gym's trying to find a reasonable priced membership.

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posted August 08, 2002 19:00     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by neotatsu:
and do you know why the relationship between dave and lisa was so odd, and yet a great match?

not really, but I don't keep up with that show anyway .........Z

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posted August 08, 2002 19:02     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by GameMaster:
They were work-a-holics and he was a square and she was welllll...... OH I GET IT!!!!!

Heh, Neo the square.

Chickgeek, don't pine after jerks, their not worth it. If you spend your days living in the past, you'll lose sight of tommarow. Remember Carpe Geekium, seize the Geek... Not Carpe Deim a Karp a day.

It's late and I have to be up in a few hours I don't want to not sleep but if I do sleep I'll oversleep.... What is a guy to do, Zorro?


take two Mt. Dews and face the morning without sleep ............Z

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posted August 08, 2002 19:04     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by candypants:
Do squirrels ever die? And if so, where do the bodies go?(I've seen dead rabbits, dead birds, etc-never a dead squirrel)

A: scavengers eat them, there are several animals and insects out there who are happy to find a nice carcass.......Z

Why do men like blondes so much??

A: they are told to by the media. Personally I prefer reds. Light browns are nice and raven haired girls are hottttt.......Z


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posted August 09, 2002 21:37     Click Here to See the Profile for uilleann   Click Here to Email uilleann     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ah, the question of how much the media really does alter one's thought patterns.

Personally, all I know is that I just find that blonde hair catches my attention more. Other hair colours are also nice, but somehow blonde hair is more noticeable. Actually, blonde is a wide range of colours and textures, and within that I'm actually pretty fussy. I don't think the media did anything - I think it's just the way I am; I don't know that for certain, though.

- uilleann

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posted August 09, 2002 21:58     Click Here to See the Profile for neotatsu   Click Here to Email neotatsu     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I've always preffered dark brown or red hair personally..

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Zorro, what kind of job do you have that you have to be there at 5 a.m.?

(I've had two like that: I used to be a morning receptionist at Bally Total Fitness, and then I was a visual sales person at The Container Store.) BTW -- the retail industry is evil!!!!

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posted August 10, 2002 16:53     Click Here to See the Profile for Janeway   Click Here to Email Janeway     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
....we should live long enough to see it so keep your pants on.

Is that the first time you ever told someone to keep their pants on?

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posted August 11, 2002 21:18     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by chicgeek:
Zorro, what kind of job do you have that you have to be there at 5 a.m.?

(I've had two like that: I used to be a morning receptionist at Bally Total Fitness, and then I was a visual sales person at The Container Store.) BTW -- the retail industry is evil!!!!


I repair aerospace hydraulic components, because of Boeing traffic our company gets a tax break for starting earlier in the morning. On the plus side I get out by 1330, then I get home before the boeing traffic starts up in the afternoon.....Z

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posted August 11, 2002 21:28     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Janeway:
Is that the first time you ever told someone to keep their pants on?


No, I have told several people that. It's one of My favorite sayings, though there were a few times when I had to use it literally. Twice I had to tell it to a gay guy, eeewwwww. If it is a hot babe or an aggressive geekette though, I would never even think to utter those words. I'd probably be too stunned by her pair of photon torpedoes >;o) ..........Z

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posted August 13, 2002 14:48     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I think it is about time to wrap this baby up, unless of course there are any more questions..........Z

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posted August 13, 2002 15:42     Click Here to See the Profile for neotatsu   Click Here to Email neotatsu     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well, it seems to have fairly died, but how are you going to make it go out with a bang?

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posted August 13, 2002 16:06     Click Here to See the Profile for SpikeSpiegel   Click Here to Email SpikeSpiegel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
*spike thinking of more stupid questions*

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If you dive into a pool of dry ice, can you swim without getting wet?

Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?

Is there reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

Can you grow birds by planting birdseed?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why does bottled water have an expiration date?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

What happened to the first 6 ups?

Why are the cabs from the Yellow Cab Company painted orange?

If you have an open mind why don't your brains fall out?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?


sorry this batch is a lil stupider than usual some even lamer i must say

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posted August 13, 2002 17:40     Click Here to See the Profile for Akira   Click Here to Email Akira     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:

Personally I prefer reds. Light browns are nice and raven haired girls are hottttt

Preach it, my brotha!

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Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
I'd probably be too stunned by her pair of photon torpedoes >;o)

You mean, you wouldn't notice the warp core at all?

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posted August 14, 2002 17:10     Click Here to See the Profile for Bregalad   Click Here to Email Bregalad     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Janeway:
You mean, you wouldn't notice the warp core at all?

Isn't it appropriate in this case that an anagram of warp is wrap?

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posted August 14, 2002 17:43     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
*spike thinking of more stupid questions*

careful spike, the smoke is clouding your thoughts......Z

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posted August 14, 2002 17:49     Click Here to See the Profile for GameMaster   Click Here to Email GameMaster     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Wrap what up?
What is this about a warp core?
How do you build a warp core?
When will the next Star Trek move come out?
Do you eat beans with Goerge Went?
If you don't believe in love what do you believe in?
Should I use a red or white sauce on my pasta?
What type of cheese should go on my pizza?
Would you like me to mail a slice?
Where is Elvis? Mars or Venus?
Have you ever had a nurge to ride in a pink limo?
How about a pink limo with a bimbo?
How is the computer doing?
Have you tried the BFH on it?
Why is the grass green?
Does your nose run?
Do your feet smell?
Is it true that you can prick your finger but you can't finger your prick?
Why are there so many stupid knowledgable people? I mean, people who know a lot, but have no ability to figgure things out... Can we slap them silly?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
No?
When when we get there?
Do you want me stop asking of we are there yet?
Where is there anyway?
Will I like it there?
Will THEY be there?
Who is THEM?
Why do THEY want hurt poor defensless Nayt?
Where are THEY?
Where are we?
Do we really exsist or are we all a figment of my imagination?
Will you sign a pettion to stop the spread of DHMO contamination in drinking water supplies?
Are you hungry?
If so, why don't you eat something?
If not, When was the last time you ate a real meal?

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
[B]If you dive into a pool of dry ice, can you swim without getting wet?

A: I didnt know dry ice could form a pool. I suppose you could try walking, but I would walk swiftly.

Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?

A: yeppers, but they dont call themselves that. I prefer to call them suckers.

Is there reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

A: only the VIP's

Can you grow birds by planting birdseed?

A: No, and planting eggs doesnt help either.

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

A: most cats dont like the flavor of mouse, they just like to eat what they catch.

Why does bottled water have an expiration date?

A: the bottles deteriorate.

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

A:sure is

What happened to the first 6 ups?

A: THEM got to the first 6

Why are the cabs from the Yellow Cab Company painted orange?

A: the same reason the Yellow truck company paints their trucks orange

If you have an open mind why don't your brains fall out?

A: because My ears are closed

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

A; to see how smart you are, if you light up they know not to sell you gas

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

A: she is powerful as are her friends. they learned from her never to do it for free. Notice she doesnt come cheap, but she has the power to get you to buy her friends as well.

There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

A: yes, but if you had 144 beers that would be gross....Z


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posted August 14, 2002 17:58     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Janeway:
You mean, you wouldn't notice the warp core at all?


it might take a while but I am sure there will be a containment breech once I do >;o)

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Originally posted by Bregalad:
Isn't it appropriate in this case that an anagram of warp is wrap?

I didnt think of it at first but it is a nice surprise....Z

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by GameMaster:
[B]Wrap what up?

A: I was going to wrap up the thread, you know, tie up all the loose ends, but if you want I could change the meaning to something a bit more perverted.

What is this about a warp core?

A: I guess it is a bit over your head, but that is ok, with a little more schooling you too can be the chief engineer of the female anatomy.

How do you build a warp core?

A: I take bids and sell the contract to the lowest bidder.

When will the next Star Trek move come out?

A: I didnt even know they were moving

Do you eat beans with Goerge Went?

A: no any more

If you don't believe in love what do you believe in?

A: lust

Should I use a red or white sauce on my pasta?

A; red, white sauce is for fun

What type of cheese should go on my pizza?

A: as many as you can fit in

Would you like me to mail a slice?

A: yes, send it to Spike.

Where is Elvis? Mars or Venus?

A: he is out of the solar system, he returned to his race after he faked his death.

Have you ever had a nurge to ride in a pink limo?

A: nope, but I like to park My pink limo in the garage.

How about a pink limo with a bimbo?

A: you mean there is another kind

How is the computer doing?

A: I got everything but the speed back to normal

Have you tried the BFH on it?

A: nope, I leave those at work

Why is the grass green?

A: so you know when it has enough water

Does your nose run?

A: no, but it smells

Do your feet smell?

A; nope, but I hear they are tasty

Is it true that you can prick your finger but you can't finger your prick?

a: nope, if you are determined enough I'm sure you can find a way

Why are there so many stupid knowledgable people? I mean, people who know a lot, but have no ability to figgure things out... Can we slap them silly?

A: those are people with good memories but have a problem with analysis. they are fun to slap

Are we there yet? no
Are we there yet? no
Are we there yet? when I was your age we never got there and we were grateful.

No?

A: yes

When when we get there?

A: maybe

Do you want me stop asking of we are there yet?

A: I can always delete it

Where is there anyway?

A: here

Will I like it there?

A: no

Will THEY be there?

A: no

Who is THEM?

A: a race of giant ants, see the movie "THEM"

Why do THEY want hurt poor defensless Nayt?

A: he is too sweet, ants like sugars

Where are THEY?

A: over there

Where are we?

A: here

Do we really exsist or are we all a figment of my imagination?

A: actually you're a figment of My imagination

Will you sign a pettion to stop the spread of DHMO contamination in drinking water supplies?

A: I never sign petitions that wont let Me use blood

Are you hungry?

A: no

If so, why don't you eat something?

A: I did

If not, When was the last time you ate a real meal?

A: the last time a woman cooked a meal for Me.......Z

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GameMaster
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Registered: Mar 2002

posted August 14, 2002 19:35     Click Here to See the Profile for GameMaster   Click Here to Email GameMaster     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
With all the women's liberty and ploitical correctness going on in concerns to removing the word "man" from words that apply to females as well (mail-person, herstory, ect.), what should they rewrite woman to be?
Why do fools fall in love? Why do they fall in love?
What would Zorro do if it became woman for a day?
What lose ends need wrapping up? *read it as prevertedly as you wish*
If there is a such thing as infitate "bigness" is there a such thing as infinate smallness?
What if 'D,' 'O,' 'G' really spells "cat"?
Why am I thinking of that old movie?
Will there be another Star Trek Movie?

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SpikeSpiegel
Highlie

Posts: 781
From: my chair
Registered: Jun 2002

posted August 14, 2002 21:46     Click Here to See the Profile for SpikeSpiegel   Click Here to Email SpikeSpiegel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
will spike ask more stupid questions?

will spike and gamemaster every leave zorro alone and stop asking questions?

will others join in with asking stupid questions?

Why doesn't superglue stick to its container?

How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but just didn't have anything to jot it down on?

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?

Why is the word abbreviate so long?

Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

Fill in the blanks

____ had a portuguese _____ _____ _____

Larry _______ breakdancing ________ cheese

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Janeway
Assimilated

Posts: 365
From: Cyberspace, Delta Quadrant
Registered: Sep 1999

posted August 14, 2002 22:19     Click Here to See the Profile for Janeway   Click Here to Email Janeway     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by GameMaster:
what should they rewrite woman to be?

Already been done--"Womyn".

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neotatsu
Uber Geek

Posts: 887
From: A place my soul no longer resides
Registered: Jun 2002

posted August 14, 2002 23:44     Click Here to See the Profile for neotatsu   Click Here to Email neotatsu     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Janeway:
Already been done--"Womyn".

Oh for the love of pete(or patricia for you militant feminists), will the stupidity of it all ever end?

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ZorroTheFox
BlabberMouth, the Next Generation.

Posts: 1911
From: Milton, WA, USA
Registered: Oct 2001

posted August 16, 2002 15:38     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
[QUOTE]Originally posted by GameMaster:
[B]With all the women's liberty and ploitical correctness going on in concerns to removing the word "man" from words that apply to females as well (mail-person, herstory, ect.), what should they rewrite woman to be?

A: bitchy, whiney, you get the picture

Why do fools fall in love? Why do they fall in love?

A: because only fools believe in love

What would Zorro do if it became woman for a day?

A: not leave the house and have the greatest all female orgy of all time.

What lose ends need wrapping up? *read it as prevertedly as you wish*

A: only the ones that are too loose to enjoy. of course if you rub one side long enough the other side gets jealous and closes in tightly

If there is a such thing as infitate "bigness" is there a such thing as infinate smallness?

A: yes, but I cannt talk about it here

What if 'D,' 'O,' 'G' really spells "cat"?

A: then GOD would be pronounced TAC and we would be arguing the existsnce of TAC

Why am I thinking of that old movie?

A: you are feeling nostalgic

Will there be another Star Trek Movie

A: several......Z

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