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neotatsu Uber Geek Posts: 887 |
posted August 06, 2002 01:33
quote: yes, as it was relavent(though not the answer to) to GM's question about me and TT IP: Logged |
GameMaster Highlie Posts: 656 |
posted August 06, 2002 17:12
Alright, I'll bite, Yes, I have seen New Radio. IP: Logged |
skylar Assimilated Posts: 369 |
posted August 06, 2002 17:27
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? Why do people like Slipknot? Where do you keep your secret stash (everybody has one)? Where do you see yourself in 267 years time? IP: Logged |
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 |
posted August 06, 2002 17:50
[QUOTE]Originally posted by GameMaster: [B]This time on Madlib with Zorro: The playing of Doom. The fox found that the third and hardest challenge was indeed vary hand cramping, it involed the playing of Doom. In and of it's self the repetitive motion is not a very difficult feat, but the fox had paws and stubby digits which made this feat particularly hard. The fox mustered all his grit and channeled all his violence into that first level of Doom. He found that in the last moment of the level he had a cramp which made it hard to play on the bed of foxy pleasures. It took his last ounce of strength to fight the boss, which in the end wasn't enough to win. The fox was disapointed at his inability to perform, So the fox took up the challenge again with new resolve, more courage and more mountain dew than ever a fox had seen. He killed and slaughtered untill at last the third chanlenge was overcome by a particularly long cheat code. The mighty fox had gotten the magic fleas, and was back on his way to the vet, when he was ambushed by a vixen who wanted to dominate the fox. the fox was stunned and confused by the dominatrix, but still he managed to ingauge this foe in a twisted battle of tongue wrestling. Can the fox survive the meeting with this sinister vixen, and manage to get back to the vet? Who is this dark lady fox, and what does she want with the bag of naughty toys? Find out to all the answers to this and more on the next exciting installment of Zorro's Madlibs, same fox thread same fox forum. Why would my hat be in the hamper? A: you left it with your clothes and your mommy put the clothes pile in the hamper. What makes you think Neo likes spankings? A: with a name like Neo, you better like spankings. What type of crust would I like on my Pizza? A: thin What type of noodle should I make this pasta with? A; egg *alright now for a couple serious questions (my god askin' Zorro for advice on ladies (and I don't mean pleasuring them))* A; just ask if she'd like to go to a movie. It is usually better to start small if you really are interested in keeping her. make sure it isn't an action, horror, or comedy. Those will usually get you in trouble on the first date. Let her pick the movie. Is it wrong of me not to tell Vijay that I'm intrested in Sanja? A: yes, if she knows she has competition she will either leave or try to compete. it is a win-win situation. I find that if women know they have competition then they try harder to win you over,. if they know you have no one else, then they dont feel the need to put an effort into the relationship. A: just tell her, she needs to know And if it is what I am doing, is that immoral? A: no it is very much ok. it's not like you are married Why do I obessess so much about what might happen? A: you put to much value into things that really aren't that big of a deal. With a little more experience you will be able to do things without feeling the least big guilty. Why in the world am I asking THE FOX this question? A: because I will tell you the truth that everyone else will deny but know in their hearts is true I mean, it just seems that our goals for a relationship a lot different. What are your goals for a relationship? A: I have no wish to ever get trapped into a long term relationshi[p. I really don't even want a short-term one. I prefer the overnite variety, they are a lot less to maintain. Are you looking for "the one" anymore? A: no, I figure if I stop looking then maybe she will get off her butt and find Me Should I stop rambling now? A: sure, why not........Z IP: Logged |
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 |
posted August 06, 2002 17:53
[QUOTE]Originally posted by skylar: [B]Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? A: they are usually a pair of small flightless birds, people just feel the need to attempt ridicule in My direction. Why do people like Slipknot? A: they are different and kids these days lack taste >;o) Where do you keep your secret stash (everybody has one)? A: I need something to call My own. Where do you see yourself in 267 years time? A: slaughtering the rest of humanity who has refused to change over to the way of cyborgs......Z IP: Logged |
chicgeek Super Geek Posts: 139 |
posted August 06, 2002 22:44
Can this thread be any longer? With all the great geeks out there, why can't I get HIM off my mind? Why do they play so much crappy music on the radio? Who would you like to see become the next Prez of the U.S.? ------------------ IP: Logged |
neotatsu Uber Geek Posts: 887 |
posted August 06, 2002 22:57
quote: and do you know why the relationship between dave and lisa was so odd, and yet a great match? IP: Logged |
GameMaster Highlie Posts: 656 |
posted August 07, 2002 01:43
They were work-a-holics and he was a square and she was welllll...... OH I GET IT!!!!! Heh, Neo the square. Chickgeek, don't pine after jerks, their not worth it. If you spend your days living in the past, you'll lose sight of tommarow. Remember Carpe Geekium, seize the Geek... Not Carpe Deim a Karp a day. It's late and I have to be up in a few hours I don't want to not sleep but if I do sleep I'll oversleep.... What is a guy to do, Zorro? IP: Logged |
neotatsu Uber Geek Posts: 887 |
posted August 07, 2002 02:51
nope, not quite GM, nice try though.. I'll give you a hint: it has to do with why, even though they constantly fought, they still wanted to have a relationship with eachother.. IP: Logged |
candypants Maximum Newbie Posts: 16 |
posted August 07, 2002 05:21
Do squirrels ever die? And if so, where do the bodies go?(I've seen dead rabbits, dead birds, etc-never a dead squirrel) Why do men like blondes so much?? ------------------ IP: Logged |
TheAnnoyedCockroach Uber Geek Posts: 800 |
posted August 07, 2002 11:20
I eat the dead squirrels. That's why you can never find 'em. ------------------ IP: Logged |
SpikeSpiegel Highlie Posts: 781 |
posted August 08, 2002 15:24
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ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 |
posted August 08, 2002 18:59
[QUOTE]Originally posted by chicgeek: [B]Can this thread be any longer? A: it is starting to seem as though it won't end for a very long time. With all the great geeks out there, why can't I get HIM off my mind? A: you still have unfinished business with HIM. Until you figure out what it is you won't ever get over HIM. Why do they play so much crappy music on the radio? A: they don't make good music anymore. try listening to one of the classic or oldies stations. Who would you like to see become the next Prez of the U.S.? A: Powell, we need at least one black president in My lifetime. What is your life's biggest regret? A: not being able to regret the things I should regret Where would you most like to live right now? A: Japan, they seem to be more like Me than most other cultures. The S&M scene there is incredible. Why do I feel like someone's watching me, even when I'm alone in my apartment? A: thanks to those tiny cameras they have now even I feel like I am being watched. When do you usually get up in the morning? A: 4am, I have to be at work by 5 How often do you work out? A: rarely right now, but I have been checking the local gym's trying to find a reasonable priced membership. IP: Logged |
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 |
posted August 08, 2002 19:00
quote: not really, but I don't keep up with that show anyway .........Z IP: Logged |
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 |
posted August 08, 2002 19:02
quote: take two Mt. Dews and face the morning without sleep ............Z IP: Logged |
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 |
posted August 08, 2002 19:04
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uilleann Highlie Posts: 700 |
posted August 09, 2002 21:37
Ah, the question of how much the media really does alter one's thought patterns. Personally, all I know is that I just find that blonde hair catches my attention more. Other hair colours are also nice, but somehow blonde hair is more noticeable. Actually, blonde is a wide range of colours and textures, and within that I'm actually pretty fussy. I don't think the media did anything - I think it's just the way I am; I don't know that for certain, though. - uilleann IP: Logged |
neotatsu Uber Geek Posts: 887 |
posted August 09, 2002 21:58
I've always preffered dark brown or red hair personally.. ------------------ IP: Logged |
chicgeek Super Geek Posts: 139 |
posted August 09, 2002 22:57
Zorro, what kind of job do you have that you have to be there at 5 a.m.? (I've had two like that: I used to be a morning receptionist at Bally Total Fitness, and then I was a visual sales person at The Container Store.) BTW -- the retail industry is evil!!!! ------------------ IP: Logged |
Janeway Assimilated Posts: 365 |
posted August 10, 2002 16:53
quote: Is that the first time you ever told someone to keep their pants on? IP: Logged |
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 |
posted August 11, 2002 21:18
quote: I repair aerospace hydraulic components, because of Boeing traffic our company gets a tax break for starting earlier in the morning. On the plus side I get out by 1330, then I get home before the boeing traffic starts up in the afternoon.....Z IP: Logged |
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 |
posted August 11, 2002 21:28
quote: No, I have told several people that. It's one of My favorite sayings, though there were a few times when I had to use it literally. Twice I had to tell it to a gay guy, eeewwwww. If it is a hot babe or an aggressive geekette though, I would never even think to utter those words. I'd probably be too stunned by her pair of photon torpedoes >;o) ..........Z IP: Logged |
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 |
posted August 13, 2002 14:48
I think it is about time to wrap this baby up, unless of course there are any more questions..........Z IP: Logged |
neotatsu Uber Geek Posts: 887 |
posted August 13, 2002 15:42
Well, it seems to have fairly died, but how are you going to make it go out with a bang? IP: Logged |
SpikeSpiegel Highlie Posts: 781 |
posted August 13, 2002 16:06
*spike thinking of more stupid questions* IP: Logged |
SpikeSpiegel Highlie Posts: 781 |
posted August 13, 2002 16:13
If you dive into a pool of dry ice, can you swim without getting wet? Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs? Is there reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics? Can you grow birds by planting birdseed? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why does bottled water have an expiration date? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? What happened to the first 6 ups? Why are the cabs from the Yellow Cab Company painted orange? If you have an open mind why don't your brains fall out? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
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Akira Super Geek Posts: 218 |
posted August 13, 2002 17:40
quote: Preach it, my brotha! ------------------ IP: Logged |
Janeway Assimilated Posts: 365 |
posted August 13, 2002 22:42
quote: You mean, you wouldn't notice the warp core at all? IP: Logged |
Bregalad Assimilated Posts: 395 |
posted August 14, 2002 17:10
quote: Isn't it appropriate in this case that an anagram of warp is wrap? IP: Logged |
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 |
posted August 14, 2002 17:43
quote: careful spike, the smoke is clouding your thoughts......Z IP: Logged |
GameMaster Highlie Posts: 656 |
posted August 14, 2002 17:49
Wrap what up? What is this about a warp core? How do you build a warp core? When will the next Star Trek move come out? Do you eat beans with Goerge Went? If you don't believe in love what do you believe in? Should I use a red or white sauce on my pasta? What type of cheese should go on my pizza? Would you like me to mail a slice? Where is Elvis? Mars or Venus? Have you ever had a nurge to ride in a pink limo? How about a pink limo with a bimbo? How is the computer doing? Have you tried the BFH on it? Why is the grass green? Does your nose run? Do your feet smell? Is it true that you can prick your finger but you can't finger your prick? Why are there so many stupid knowledgable people? I mean, people who know a lot, but have no ability to figgure things out... Can we slap them silly? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? No? When when we get there? Do you want me stop asking of we are there yet? Where is there anyway? Will I like it there? Will THEY be there? Who is THEM? Why do THEY want hurt poor defensless Nayt? Where are THEY? Where are we? Do we really exsist or are we all a figment of my imagination? Will you sign a pettion to stop the spread of DHMO contamination in drinking water supplies? Are you hungry? If so, why don't you eat something? If not, When was the last time you ate a real meal? IP: Logged |
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 |
posted August 14, 2002 17:56
[QUOTE]Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel: [B]If you dive into a pool of dry ice, can you swim without getting wet? A: I didnt know dry ice could form a pool. I suppose you could try walking, but I would walk swiftly. Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs? A: yeppers, but they dont call themselves that. I prefer to call them suckers. Is there reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics? A: only the VIP's Can you grow birds by planting birdseed? A: No, and planting eggs doesnt help either. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? A: most cats dont like the flavor of mouse, they just like to eat what they catch. Why does bottled water have an expiration date? A: the bottles deteriorate. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? A:sure is What happened to the first 6 ups? A: THEM got to the first 6 Why are the cabs from the Yellow Cab Company painted orange? A: the same reason the Yellow truck company paints their trucks orange If you have an open mind why don't your brains fall out? A: because My ears are closed Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? A; to see how smart you are, if you light up they know not to sell you gas If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? A: she is powerful as are her friends. they learned from her never to do it for free. Notice she doesnt come cheap, but she has the power to get you to buy her friends as well. There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? A: yes, but if you had 144 beers that would be gross....Z IP: Logged |
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 |
posted August 14, 2002 17:58
quote: it might take a while but I am sure there will be a containment breech once I do >;o) IP: Logged |
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 |
posted August 14, 2002 17:59
quote: I didnt think of it at first but it is a nice surprise....Z IP: Logged |
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 |
posted August 14, 2002 18:16
[QUOTE]Originally posted by GameMaster: [B]Wrap what up? A: I was going to wrap up the thread, you know, tie up all the loose ends, but if you want I could change the meaning to something a bit more perverted. What is this about a warp core? A: I guess it is a bit over your head, but that is ok, with a little more schooling you too can be the chief engineer of the female anatomy. How do you build a warp core? A: I take bids and sell the contract to the lowest bidder. When will the next Star Trek move come out? A: I didnt even know they were moving Do you eat beans with Goerge Went? A: no any more If you don't believe in love what do you believe in? A: lust Should I use a red or white sauce on my pasta? A; red, white sauce is for fun What type of cheese should go on my pizza? A: as many as you can fit in Would you like me to mail a slice? A: yes, send it to Spike. Where is Elvis? Mars or Venus? A: he is out of the solar system, he returned to his race after he faked his death. Have you ever had a nurge to ride in a pink limo? A: nope, but I like to park My pink limo in the garage. How about a pink limo with a bimbo? A: you mean there is another kind How is the computer doing? A: I got everything but the speed back to normal Have you tried the BFH on it? A: nope, I leave those at work Why is the grass green? A: so you know when it has enough water Does your nose run? A: no, but it smells Do your feet smell? A; nope, but I hear they are tasty Is it true that you can prick your finger but you can't finger your prick? a: nope, if you are determined enough I'm sure you can find a way Why are there so many stupid knowledgable people? I mean, people who know a lot, but have no ability to figgure things out... Can we slap them silly? A: those are people with good memories but have a problem with analysis. they are fun to slap Are we there yet? no No? A: yes When when we get there? A: maybe Do you want me stop asking of we are there yet? A: I can always delete it Where is there anyway? A: here Will I like it there? A: no Will THEY be there? A: no Who is THEM? A: a race of giant ants, see the movie "THEM" Why do THEY want hurt poor defensless Nayt? A: he is too sweet, ants like sugars Where are THEY? A: over there Where are we? A: here Do we really exsist or are we all a figment of my imagination? A: actually you're a figment of My imagination Will you sign a pettion to stop the spread of DHMO contamination in drinking water supplies? A: I never sign petitions that wont let Me use blood Are you hungry? A: no If so, why don't you eat something? A: I did If not, When was the last time you ate a real meal? A: the last time a woman cooked a meal for Me.......Z IP: Logged |
GameMaster Highlie Posts: 656 |
posted August 14, 2002 19:35
With all the women's liberty and ploitical correctness going on in concerns to removing the word "man" from words that apply to females as well (mail-person, herstory, ect.), what should they rewrite woman to be? Why do fools fall in love? Why do they fall in love? What would Zorro do if it became woman for a day? What lose ends need wrapping up? *read it as prevertedly as you wish* If there is a such thing as infitate "bigness" is there a such thing as infinate smallness? What if 'D,' 'O,' 'G' really spells "cat"? Why am I thinking of that old movie? Will there be another Star Trek Movie? IP: Logged |
SpikeSpiegel Highlie Posts: 781 |
posted August 14, 2002 21:46
will spike ask more stupid questions? will spike and gamemaster every leave zorro alone and stop asking questions? will others join in with asking stupid questions? Why doesn't superglue stick to its container? How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but just didn't have anything to jot it down on? How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it? Why is the word abbreviate so long? Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons? Fill in the blanks ____ had a portuguese _____ _____ _____ Larry _______ breakdancing ________ cheese ------------------ IP: Logged |
Janeway Assimilated Posts: 365 |
posted August 14, 2002 22:19
quote: Already been done--"Womyn". IP: Logged |
neotatsu Uber Geek Posts: 887 |
posted August 14, 2002 23:44
quote: Oh for the love of pete(or patricia for you militant feminists), will the stupidity of it all ever end? ------------------ IP: Logged |
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 |
posted August 16, 2002 15:38
[QUOTE]Originally posted by GameMaster: [B]With all the women's liberty and ploitical correctness going on in concerns to removing the word "man" from words that apply to females as well (mail-person, herstory, ect.), what should they rewrite woman to be? A: bitchy, whiney, you get the picture Why do fools fall in love? Why do they fall in love? A: because only fools believe in love What would Zorro do if it became woman for a day? A: not leave the house and have the greatest all female orgy of all time. What lose ends need wrapping up? *read it as prevertedly as you wish* A: only the ones that are too loose to enjoy. of course if you rub one side long enough the other side gets jealous and closes in tightly If there is a such thing as infitate "bigness" is there a such thing as infinate smallness? A: yes, but I cannt talk about it here What if 'D,' 'O,' 'G' really spells "cat"? A: then GOD would be pronounced TAC and we would be arguing the existsnce of TAC Why am I thinking of that old movie? A: you are feeling nostalgic Will there be another Star Trek Movie A: several......Z IP: Logged |
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