im not sure if it has been asked already but whatever

and finally is it a crime to murder telemarketers

A: actually sailor jupiter does have a g-spot.......Z

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Originally posted by GameMaster:
No, Snupy, I thought it was on Venus. Or is the G spot the spot in which all Gravity stems, which would be the center of the universe. Hey, the universe revolves around the G spot then... Alright, I know, cheap shot.

The only reason I'm asking the "how many..."s is because of his intresting responce to "How bad are you" and the challenge laid down in "Attractive" (I think it was). I will get him to blush, or at least back away from a preverted post. I kinda thought it'd have a responce already, but Z must be procrastinating....

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Originally posted by mephisto:
really? then let me most nicely say that you arrogant assholes deserved 9/11. I wish they had televised that live to my living room.

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About September 11th, since it is a current topic in the thread... I am a pascifist, and as thus, don't condone war; however, there is a time and a place when it becomes nessecary to defend your self, family, loved ones and freedom. I believe that a strike against the Islamic extreamest groups was indeed needed. That being said, if we really want to destroy the groups that threaten our nation, then we need to take Osma alive, as well as the other high ranking leaders of these these terrorist groups. To kill them, to excute them is to give them the satisfaction of dieing during their Jahad by the hands of the enemy. Osama Bin Laden, wasn't always a "bad guy" to the United States, and this is just one in many cases where the US's standing foriegn policy "The enemy of my enemy is our friend" blew up in our face.

The United States Allied itself with Russia during World War two, and entered into a contract with a devil even worse than Hittler (Joesph Viseronovich Djugoshville(sp?), who is better know as the man of steel (Stalin)). We then faced the new USSR in the cold war, after giving them what they needed to survive and fight. Durring the cold war we (the US) funded Osama in his terrorist actions against the Trotskies "Reds." Then, we import more than export (as we still are, how smart) to the nation that funded a lot of Laden's Jahad, China.

Don't even get me started on the China, So-damn Insaine (Sadam) or Saudi rants. So, why can't we realize that before we get in bed with another country, group or party that we find out weather or not we'll regret it in the morning?

Which made ass another warm up question....

Zorro, ever done anything you regretted in the morning? What?

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Originally posted by snupy:

Uh, hey spungo-have we merged into one person?????(spungo answered that question, not me.)

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gosh, and I forgot to tell him that sailor venus has a g-spot too......Z

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Originally posted by greycat:
You don't even know where Palestine is, do you?

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a; next to jerusalem......Z

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Originally posted by GameMaster:
Sorry snuppy, the two "s" and the fact that you two are, well you two, I sometimes just see the witty remark and the "s" and think it's you... On the other hand, every now and again when you post somthing more "naughty" than you typically do, I think spungo posted it, untill I look again.

About September 11th, since it is a current topic in the thread... I am a pascifist, and as thus, don't condone war; however, there is a time and a place when it becomes nessecary to defend your self, family, loved ones and freedom. I believe that a strike against the Islamic extreamest groups was indeed needed. That being said, if we really want to destroy the groups that threaten our nation, then we need to take Osma alive, as well as the other high ranking leaders of these these terrorist groups. To kill them, to excute them is to give them the satisfaction of dieing during their Jahad by the hands of the enemy. Osama Bin Laden, wasn't always a bad guy to the United States, and this is just one in many cases where the US's standing foriegn policy "The enemy of my enemy is our friend" blew up in our face.

The United States Allied itself with Russia during World War two, and entered into a contract with a devil even worse than Hitler (Joesph Viseronovich Djugoshville(sp?), who is better know as the man of steel (Stalin)). We then faced the new USSR in the cold war, after giving them what they needed to survive and fight. Durring the cold war we (the US) funded Osama in his terrorist actions against the Trotskies "Reds." Then, we import more than export (as we still are, how smart) to the nation that funded a lot of Laden's Jahad, China.

Don't even get me started on the China, So-damn Insaine (Sadam) or Saudi rants. So, why can't we realize that before we get in bed with another country, group or party that we find out weather or not we'll regret it in the morning?

Which made ass another warm up question....

Zorro, ever done anything you regretted in the morning? What?

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Originally posted by snupy:
Ok, I'll have a go at making you blush-how did GameMaster know you wore boxers, not briefs?????

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A: naturally he must have gathered My endowment in his mind and figured a big dog needs a big yard..........Z

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Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
gosh, and I forgot to tell him that sailor venus has a g-spot too......Z

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Originally posted by mephisto:
really? then let me most nicely say that you arrogant assholes deserved 9/11. I wish they had televised that live to my living room.

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Originally posted by GameMaster:
Sorry snuppy, the two "s" and the fact that you two are, well you two, I sometimes just see the witty remark and the "s" and think it's you... On the other hand, every now and again when you post somthing more "naughty" than you typically do, I think spungo posted it, untill I look again.

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Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
A: naturally he must have gathered My endowment in his mind and figured a big dog needs a big yard..........Z

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What was the grossest thing that ever happened to you, that you remeber, during sex or heavy petting?

What is the strangest thing that you have found in your bed the morning after, that you recall?

Where is the spot oon your body that is the most sensitive, besides the genitalia?

Have you ever had to have a doctor remove anything from an orfice following a sexual expeirnce? If so what? And, why was it there?

What food would you compare female ejaculate to, if you were forced to make a comparison?

What was the strangest house hold item you used during sex or heavy petting?

If someone more innocent than Nayt asked, "How do you please a woman?" what would you respond?

If someone more expeirienced that you asked "How do YOU please a woman?" what would you respond?

What was the worst incident that you had invloving failure to perform?

Have you ever been with more than one woman?

What was the most uncomfortable question yu've ever been asked by a sex partner during the moment, and how did answer?

What was the most painful thing you have suffered due to sexual contact? (odd postion hurt back, braces got stuck in hair.... that kind of thing)

Can you name at least half of the parnters you've had? (I'm not asking you to do it, I'm asking if you remeber thier names)

What was the most evil thing a partner has done to try and hurt you for something you did in bed?

...for something you said about something you did in bed?

What was the most embarrasing sexual experience you can remeber having?

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Alright, sex aside for a moment let's look at other morals.... muahahahahaha....

What is the worst thing you've ever done to a friend?

What is the worst thing you've ever done to anyone?

Have you ever hit a parent or grandparent?

Have you ever killed an intelligent warm blooded creature for sport or pleasure?

What, if anything, is the largest thing you've stolen?

What is the worst law you've broken and gotten away with?

Have you ever knocked someone out? Who? Why?

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Some odd ones just for old time sake....

What does this button do?

If I write a letter to the easter bunny, and e-mail it to [email protected] (someone ehome I never meet, and randomly picked his e-mail... alright, not randomly as nothing is random.... blah) what are the chances he will write back?

What are the washing instructions for the shirt your wearing now?

Does the golpher we killed with the hypothetical tree have a post-mortim examination? If so, does it tell weather or not if it heard the tree?

Are you a necrophobaphile?

Have you ever enjoyed the music of *dare I even speak the evil name* John Tesch(sp?)?

If Homo means same (as in Homosapian) then does Homoerectous mean errect at the same time?

I train leaves the New Mexico travling east at 90mph, and in New York there is a train that travels east at 60 mph. The trian leaving New York (prior to leaving) was parked at a station that had an area that happened to be equal some unknowen interger times the weight of the major of Georgia to the sixteenth power. If I eat an entire pizza and bread sticks from Domino's, what color is the sky?

Did you answer that las one correctly? And did you do any math to arrive at your answer?

What is 6 times 7?

How many rodes must a man walk down?

Who was resposible for sacking the people who made the opening cedits?

Did you sack them?

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Let's have some more fun, fill in the blanks.

I Zorro, love most in the ____ that grow ____ in _____.

It was the ______ of times it was the ______ of times.

It was a _______ and stormy night the _______ screamed as the sound of _________ shattered the unbearable _________ that was bulding all night. As we ___________ in the _________, I couldn't help but think _______.

Once upon a time there was a ___________ who lived in ____________ near the old ________. _________ was a great and wise __________, but he had a problem. The __________ always ________ his _________, and so he was _________.

and last but not least....

(I really shouldn't do this one, but het it's all for the fun of it)

I, GameMaster, do hereby ____________. In doing so I _________ and __________ in a way that can be described only as ___________. That being said I _______________.

i have another question

what is bill gates credit card(s) number(s)?

Bah, I'm sorry, GameMaster, but I as well have a sick mind. You might even be able to call me a mini-Zorro. My point is that if you can't get me to blush, you sure as hell won't be able to get Z to blush...

But you go on ahead and try...

I bet I could make ya blush, Z...I just don't want to say the things I would on these boards, heh... maybe I'll e-mail you... *shy look on her face*

...maybe not...

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Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:

woo hooo, I knew that bait was too good to resist. Hmmm, somehow I expected to get a newbie with that one. I am impressed I could have baited the great mephisto >;o) ..........Z

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You do know that I'm Indian don't you? I thought most people on the board did. I have family in India, almost all of my extended family is in India, so i think it was okay for me to react badly. Hell, if you had something like that to my face, it wouldn't have been pretty. If anything i feel strongly about family. and zorro, i must say you disappointed me too, somethings are best not commented on and are best if not used as bait......

SpikeSpiegel:
Try this for the time being:
http://3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592.jp/

*laughs, an evil cold calculated laugh*

next question? my bill gates credit card number one still being un answered... is their sentient life in the galaxy?(no earth doesnt count we arent sentient)

(/me blames the strange e-mail list (provider of odd websites) for that, and it needs new members... *hint*)

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Originally posted by snupy:
Um, didn't they????

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Originally posted by snupy:
No you didn't. Come on, people, pay attention!!!!!

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A; no that was sailor jupiter........Z

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Originally posted by snupy:
who(what?) is sailor venus????

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i have another question

what is bill gates credit card(s) number(s)?

A: he don't have any, with all that money, would you really need credit?

and finally if you know what Pi goes too plz do post it..

A: can't, it is the code that the aliens are going to use on d-day. If I give it out, they will torture Me to no end. hmmmm, is that really so bad? .......Z

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Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
A; no that was sailor jupiter........Z

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Oops, my bad.

A: yeppers, nobody can do it online >;o)

Bah, I'm sorry, GameMaster, but I as well have a sick mind. You might even be able to call me a mini-Zorro. My point is that if you can't get me to blush, you sure as hell won't be able to get Z to blush...

A: mini-Zorro, now that is cute.

But you go on ahead and try...

I bet I could make ya blush, Z...I just don't want to say the things I would on these boards, heh... maybe I'll e-mail you... *shy look on her face*

...maybe not...

A: lol, I hope an email that could make Me blush wouldn't also make Me a fugitive. I'm not in good enough shape to be on the run >;o) ......z

A: yes, and so is My employer as well as a good number of My coworkers.

I thought most people on the board did. I have family in India, almost all of my extended family is in India, so i think it was okay for me to react badly.

A: actually you reacted by saying the exact same kind of thing about My country. I guess you are no better than I. I can't believe you would say the very thing that made you mad. It is that kind of behaviour that starts most of the messes in this world.

Hell, if you had something like that to my face, it wouldn't have been pretty.

A; I'll say, at 5'11" and 250lbs I can be pretty mean to contend with.

If anything i feel strongly about family. and zorro, i must say you disappointed me too, somethings are best not commented on and are best if not used as bait......

A: if I have disappointed you it is only because your original opinion of Me was too high. I never claimed I was pure hearted. In our country there are a lot of us that deal with problems by making light of them. it makes things easier to swallow. I have never met anyone from India I didn't like, Though you are the easiest one to anger I have ever encountered. For christmas our company purchased cows for a village in India in our Employers name. I have heard they are quite valuable in India and hard to acquire for some villages. I hope it went to a village with more even tempered individuals. I have no problem with pakistan either, they make nice stainless steel tools. I have many tools from pakistan and India. If they wish to blow each other up, that is thier problem. I can't vote to change that here. I have a feeling it won't come to a nuclear exchange though. There is something about mutually assured destruction that tends to keep countries from blowing each other up. The US and USSR went through many years of that dilemma. Next time you wish to critisize My methods, look in the mirror. You wished the exact same thing I did, you can't call Me bad without calling yourself the same thing. Now cheer up and have a nice day, life's too short to spend all your time picking fights..........Z

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Oops, my bad.

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does the bad snupy need a spanking, I just got a cutting board made for cheeses. It is just right......Z

next question? my bill gates credit card number one still being un answered... is their sentient life in the galaxy?(no earth doesnt count we arent sentient)

A: yes, and they are nearing the day they overthrow us and make everyone their personal sex slaves. I hope you don't mind but the new master race is Hermaphroditic......Z

What was the grossest thing that ever happened to you, that you remeber, during sex or heavy petting?

A; I was in a 69 and she farted, followed by some anal leakage. I was almost traumatized. Thank god it was only a little bit and never actually touched Me. I would have to say that was worse than the Toilet paper girl incident. But not by much.

What is the strangest thing that you have found in your bed the morning after, that you recall?

A: a stained dildo. It wasn't mine or hers. I think someone else used the bed before I crashed. Nobody has admitted ownership to this day.

Where is the spot oon your body that is the most sensitive, besides the genitalia?

A: it varies from person to person, the bottoms of My feet are super sensitive.

Have you ever had to have a doctor remove anything from an orfice following a sexual expeirnce? If so what? And, why was it there?

A: nope, I thank God I have never had to endure that experience.

What food would you compare female ejaculate to, if you were forced to make a comparison?

A; Warm ice cream that has been melted. that is the closest I can think of.

What was the strangest house hold item you used during sex or heavy petting?

A: A chess King. It is about 4 inces long.

If someone more innocent than Nayt asked, "How do you please a woman?" what would you respond?

A: send her to My place so she can experience a Man the way they are supposed to be. If you are lucky she will teach you.

If someone more expeirienced that you asked "How do YOU please a woman?" what would you respond?

A: send her to My place so I can correct all of the mistakes you have been making over the years. If you are lucky she will teach you.

What was the worst incident that you had invloving failure to perform?

A: I had to admit that she wasn't attractive enough to turn Me on. I even tried to think of someone else but after smelling her rotten crotch, all thought of pleasantness were whisked away. If she smell bad, she needs to see a doctor. That is not supposed to be so fowl down there. It could be an infection and it is important to have a doctor check it out. It isn't always a cleanliness problem **<--Zorro trying to provide a helpful hint**

Have you ever been with more than one woman?

A: at one time, yes, and it isn't always a good thing. I had a pair team up on Me and took some indecent liberties.

What was the most uncomfortable question yu've ever been asked by a sex partner during the moment, and how did answer?

A; "am I the best" I told her yes but it was a bold faced lie. She was terrible, but I was horny and I always lie when the truth isn't going to help.

What was the most painful thing you have suffered due to sexual contact? (odd postion hurt back, braces got stuck in hair.... that kind of thing)

A: jammed penis. fortunately I didn't burst a blood vessel. That is the worse thing asyou have to get it fixed immediately or there will be complications. but the jammed penis thing didn't exactly feel great. It is a good idea to shorten your strokes if you thing you might fall out and miss on the return trip.

Can you name at least half of the parnters you've had? (I'm not asking you to do it, I'm asking if you remeber thier names)

A: no, there was a time when I didn't need a name. I can't believe I made it out of My teens without any std's.

What was the most evil thing a partner has done to try and hurt you for something you did in bed?

A: she had Me tied up and was gonna let her boyfriend have his way. Fortunately I had a friend at the party who broke the whole thing up. This is another reason I prefer to be in charge.

...for something you said about something you did in bed?

What was the most embarrasing sexual experience you can remeber having?

A: getting caught in bed with My friends 65 year old grandmother. She was hot for her age and taught Me some neat tricks. I never look at Granny's cookies the same........Z

Zorro, which game would be a good first RPG? Diablo 2 or Bualder's gate?
Nayt

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Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
I suppose so, guess I need to do more research. Ok,ok, I need some volunteers to help Me determine if geek girls are timid or naughty. The line starts here, please fill out the the waiting list. It's first come first served >;o) or is it first served, first ..........ummm, I better leave that one up to the imaginations >;o)..........Z

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Originally posted by macadddikt18:
i think i read the first few lines of that last post. i thought i was saved till i saw the last answer. I think i need to quit reading this forum. Buti had a question anyway.

Zorro, which game would be a good first RPG? Diablo 2 or Bualder's gate?
Nayt

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i'm not the z... but for someone who hasn't played dungeons and dragons or something similar should start with diablo2, baulders is really an rpg based on dungeons and dragons