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Twinkle Toes
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posted July 18, 2002 23:24     Click Here to See the Profile for Twinkle Toes   Click Here to Email Twinkle Toes     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Bregalad:
Now Twinkie, you really shouldn't let Neo borrow your toys. It's clear from that .sig line that he doesn't know how to use them

Awww, he's having way too much fun with them though. But don't worry, I gave him some different brand of 'toys' of mine that I'm sure he's quite happy with ...

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posted July 19, 2002 04:00     Click Here to See the Profile for SpikeSpiegel   Click Here to Email SpikeSpiegel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by neotatsu:
haaha, yeah snupy I think your the only one, and as for the sig it's a quote off of the drew carey show on an episode which lewis accidentally puts some sex stimulation drugs or some such crap in the beer they were making, and kate says "is anyone elses chair vibrating?" while they were sitting in the bar when they first drank some, none of them knowing it was contaminated...tch, ciao for now


heh that was a good episode... drew was hitting on everybody during the sexual harassment trial... hmmm they seem a bit preoccupied with vibrating things on that show.. i can instantly recall another occasion where they talk about vibrators.. when drew gets his motorcycle and he goes,"you have no idea how much fun it is to have a vibrating thing between your legs" kate responds, "preach to the congregation drew" perhaps not as funny as the chair vibration one... but whatever..

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posted July 19, 2002 04:49     Click Here to See the Profile for neotatsu   Click Here to Email neotatsu     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
thats "preaching to the choir Drew" it's a phrase coined long before the Drew carey show

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posted July 19, 2002 12:56     Click Here to See the Profile for SpikeSpiegel   Click Here to Email SpikeSpiegel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by neotatsu:
thats "preaching to the choir Drew" it's a phrase coined long before the Drew carey show


yes neo i knew that....

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posted July 19, 2002 15:50     Click Here to See the Profile for neotatsu   Click Here to Email neotatsu     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ah, but you said 'preaching to the congregation' which essentially defeats the purpose of the comment, the preacher is SUPPOSED to preach to the congregation, not the choir

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posted July 19, 2002 16:18     Click Here to See the Profile for SpikeSpiegel   Click Here to Email SpikeSpiegel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by neotatsu:
ah, but you said 'preaching to the congregation' which essentially defeats the purpose of the comment, the preacher is SUPPOSED to preach to the congregation, not the choir

hmm why are we nitpicking something as pointless as a line in a sitcom besides i stopped paying attention to drew carey a while back.. the plotlines just got ridiculous i mean how many times can you change bosses? each time getting more and more ridiculous and playing out stupider and stupider jokes

besides my memory isnt as sharp as it used to be..

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posted July 19, 2002 20:18     Click Here to See the Profile for Twinkle Toes   Click Here to Email Twinkle Toes     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I think he's arguing with you because he doesn't like you and thinks you're a dumb bloke...

OOPS!

Anywho, what does everyone think about making a thread where we can all open up and post what our impressions are of everyone else?

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sounds fine with me, but it occurs to me that we do that anyway for the most part, and yes I do see spike as a twit for the most part, and I was just nitpicking for the sake of doing so, bordome I guess...alirghty, ciao

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posted July 21, 2002 12:57     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
[QUOTE]Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
[B]what artist will win the Grammy for Best New Artist..

A: The one who's record company bribes the judges with the most money

who will host the Mtv Movie Awards Next year?

A: another loser who needs a career boost

what will the date be for bill gates death?

A: I think that was told in revelations, I think it had something to do with armegeddon

what does he hide in his dungeon?

A: Miscrsoft programmers who managed to get it right the first time. He can't let us know they exist.

when will eminem finally come out?

A: when his records stop selling and he needs a gimmick to help his career

what does baka mean?

A: it is the opposite of fronta

what ethnic background is the character you play as in gta3?

A: it is a mix of several ethnic backgrounds. they figured a mutt would offend the least amount of people

have you ever experienced the joys of a missionary position?

A: I have done a lot of missionary work though I prefer doggy style. I like positions where I don't need to make eye contact.

who will win the World Series this fall?

A: the Dodgers, though I think someone has paid them off to lose so maybe the Yankees have managed to buy another series.

when will the next star trek movie be released?

A: when it is finished

eh im all out..

A: about time >;o) ..........z

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posted July 21, 2002 13:12     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
[QUOTE]Originally posted by uilleann:
[B]The next Star Trek movie will be released on the 13th December this year. Well, maybe - I found that out on the World Wide Web, but whether the release date posted is the worldwide release date I don't know (I know LOTR is released on the same date everywhere). It might just be the US release date, to which I pose to Zorro: Why do films get released in Britain some time after they are released in the US? And why is it the same with computer games?

A: if you want to make real money you have to go through the US first. once a movie or game has made enough in the US they can afford to go elsewhere with it. A lot of games start out in japan though being their place of origin and never make it to the US. most big movies are made by the US so of course they will release them here first. If a movie or game doesn't sell well in the US they figure it would be a waste of time to release it in Britain. I suppose the US is a proving ground. They don't mind making us suffer through the bad stuff to make sure the Brits wont have to.

I assume, Z, that you're looking forwards to the upcoming film? It's all about.... Romulans, so you should love it. And it does indeed look good from the trailer, although the level of Hollywoodedness does put me off a bit. Nevertheless, Insurrection was the same, and it was a great film.

A: if it's got Romulans in it, I have to see it. Not saying that they are My favorite race, but they do have a way of making things much more interesting.

And another question: is there a good strategy for implanting a psychological need to use Google into Spike? We could just beat him senseless until he complies, but if his mum catches us, we'd be done for... (Police! run...)

A: perhaps we could lace our posts with google links. we could also see how may time we say google in our posts. I think he might be hopeless though.

Oh, that reminds me, I was playing Grand Theft Auto 3 last night at PhAtfiSh's, which is a British game (made by DMA Design, who did Lemmings). Similarities to GTA3 are Driver (also British), and some of the James Bond films involving US police. My question is: it seems that we British just love taking the mick out of the US police and their car driving skills, so i) is this founded (are all the US cops Assholes (see Spaceballs)) and ii) what do you lot make of it all (real cops, our games, etc)?

A: there are several good cops in the US, but good cops don't make good stories. Only the jerks and morons are usually portrayed. I think it actually help the cops though, you are either afraid to anger them, or underestimate their abilities. Both of which give them an advantage.

And who chose how to distribute cultural ways across the US? How come you all speak English, and drive on the side of the road opposite to the UK? (just a silly question that).

A: we just wanted to make sure we were driving on the right side, we hate to be wrong >;o) . I suppose it was just the American was of showing its rebellion. There are many stories as to why seperate countries drive on the side they do, but I am sure most of them are just stories and nothing more. I guess we just wanted to confuse tourists.

Oh, heh, got to wait until the 22nd for an answer now :P

Have fun in Canada, BTW, or, rather, seeing as it is the 22nd now to you, did you "enjoy your stay"? >;o)

A: thanks, it was fun though the drive was a bit trying. Perhaps next time I should try a country where I don't have to drive >;o) .....Z


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posted July 21, 2002 13:16     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by LifetimeTrekker:
So, how was your trip?

overall it was great. I got to meet nice people and cheat death on the Canadian highways several times. I really enjoyed the collection of beavers at the hot springs. I even saw the rare College Canadian peltless beavers. Since I was with family I didn't really have a chance to play, but I look forward to returning someday.......Z

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posted July 21, 2002 13:20     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by MacGenius:
Oh Zorro, could you tell me the secret of making people ask you lots of Questions? I only have two pages you see...wondering how to boost it up to, say, ten?

being able to answer even the worst question is a big help. If you can come up with suggestive answers that should snag a few people to post again. I think age might work against you though, I have the experience and don't need permission to be naughty. Give it time, and by all means try to experience as much as life has to offer. Eventually, they will keep coming back for more.........Z

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posted July 21, 2002 13:26     Click Here to See the Profile for SpikeSpiegel   Click Here to Email SpikeSpiegel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
A: about time >;o) ..........z


not permanently just at the time....

Where's Waldo?

What do I spy?

O.o looks like im out now too

blah i need more stupid questions..

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posted July 21, 2002 13:28     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
[QUOTE]Originally posted by GameMaster:
[B]From one of the people who always posts hosts of questions for Zorro to answer, I suggest that you make it clear that your thread is about more than just Macs... Also, you could present yourself as being as interesting (preverted) as Zorro.

In C++ why is it that classes that have acess to the private parts of another are friends friends? Shouldn't they be MORE than friends before that happens?

A: gosh, I was only a C student, but I never had to be a friend to gain access to private parts >;o)

What is the scariest thing you've ever had happen to you?

A: too personal, some things are better left unsaid.

Do you want to have children some day?

A: not if I can avoid it. I would rather visit My brother's kids that way when I go home I can leave them behind and return to a quiet house.

Do you want them to be smaller copies of you? Or would you rather them be nice boys/girls?

A: If I ever actually make one, I would want them to be as informed as possible and smart enough to make their own decisions. What they do with their life after they leave is up to them, but I hope that they would at least have some similar interests.

Do I want the crust cut off of my sandwhich?

A: no, only wussies do that..............Z

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Twinkle Toes:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by GameMaster:
[b]Do you want to have children some day?

Do you want them to be smaller copies of you? Or would you rather them be nice boys/girls?I think he'll joke about the smaller copies of him, although I still am one of them despite my lack of sexual references lately, heh . But I don't really think Zorro wants kids... maybe one, but eh. And he'd probably joke about wanting a boy so he can pass on his *ehem* 'knowledge', but I think he wants a girl (IF he did want one that is...).


A: actually if I did have a kid I would prefer a girl. I always liked the Idea of a "daddy's girl" and it would be great fun to scare her boyfriends with stories of what would happen if they weren't careful. Just imagine the look on their faces when they get a tour of the dungeon >;o) ..........Z

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by GameMaster:
[B]Why does Neo think no one has noticed this little thing (incrementing the GCcouplesCounter)? http://www.geekculture.com/ultimatebb/Forum6/HTML/000277.html

A: I promised not to tell.

Even if it has, I could always re-ask "Ever have the feeling of Deja Vous?" again... Then it would seem like i meant.. I mean I meant to re-ask it..... heh

A: but then it would get old all over again >;o) ........Z

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posted July 21, 2002 13:36     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by snupy:
Ok. Am I the only one who didn't catch on??

no, but you are the only one who would admit it which proves you are braver than most. Is being lost really all that bad? >;o) .........Z

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
[B] hmm why are we nitpicking something as pointless as a line in a sitcom besides i stopped paying attention to drew carey a while back.. the plotlines just got ridiculous i mean how many times can you change bosses?

A: I used to ask the same questions at work, it isn't worth the answer so I learned to ignore it >;o)

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Twinkle Toes:
[B]I think he's arguing with you because he doesn't like you and thinks you're a dumb bloke...

OOPS!

Anywho, what does everyone think about making a thread where we can all open up and post what our impressions are of everyone else?

A: I couldn't do that, I think some people would rather not know what I think of them anyway. >;o) .........Z

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posted July 21, 2002 13:43     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
[QUOTE]Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
[B] not permanently just at the time....

Where's Waldo?

A: He retired, the new game is where's Osama >;o)

What do I spy?

A: the screen

O.o looks like im out now too

blah i need more stupid questions..

A: how about something you really want to know. surely there are things about people that you can't figure out. Don't you have any girl questions, if nothing else at least some of My answers should get them all riled up >;o) ...........Z

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posted July 21, 2002 14:18     Click Here to See the Profile for neotatsu   Click Here to Email neotatsu     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
Where's Waldo?



Right now, at the bite of seattle..

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posted July 21, 2002 16:49     Click Here to See the Profile for dragonman97   Click Here to Email dragonman97     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well, I'd say this thread has gotten way too long for me to ever catch up, so I regretfully say that I am giving up on this one. I haven't read it since page 4 or 5, and I think that's where I'll finish on it.

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posted July 21, 2002 17:32     Click Here to See the Profile for SpikeSpiegel   Click Here to Email SpikeSpiegel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by dragonman97:
Well, I'd say this thread has gotten way too long for me to ever catch up, so I regretfully say that I am giving up on this one. I haven't read it since page 4 or 5, and I think that's where I'll finish on it.

well to tell you the truth i never read past page 3... i just started posting at page 10 or so(i forget) .. and here i am.. so feel free to join me at being a clueless poster on this topic..

Edit: actually i started at the bottom of page 6.. soo i dont have that much to read up on.. but my lazyness still prevents me from reading those few pages that i have to...

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Miscrsoft programmers who managed to get it right the first time. He can't let us know they exist.

haha... your answers didn't disappoint, of course :P

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Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
A: He retired, the new game is where's Osama >;o)
A: how about something you really want to know. surely there are things about people that you can't figure out. Don't you have any girl questions, if nothing else at least some of My answers should get them all riled up >;o) ...........Z


zorro didnt you say that we already have osama already well i dont have that many of them since i learned most of what i need to kno from Chris Rock's Rock This that and most of the girls in my town that arent whores and that i have a chance with dont want a boyfriend.. soo im kinda screwed on the whole situation.. but if i have any girl or dell quandries for that matter ill make sure to ask you

damn i exhibited some pretty poor grammar and lack of attention to this font.. this is the 3rd time i have had to edit it...

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posted July 21, 2002 18:59     Click Here to See the Profile for SpikeSpiegel   Click Here to Email SpikeSpiegel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
[B] hmm why are we nitpicking something as pointless as a line in a sitcom besides i stopped paying attention to drew carey a while back.. the plotlines just got ridiculous i mean how many times can you change bosses?

A: I used to ask the same questions at work, it isn't worth the answer so I learned to ignore it >;o)



heh well did each boss have some kinda of humor handicap? like the fact that mr wick is british.. uhh the black boss(sorry dont know his name) and the rich blonde girl(also dont know her name) and
your coworkers arent as bad as mimi?

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why do 15 year old girls date 18 year old guys and think that he isnt doing it for sex?

why are most teenage girls(at least the ones that i know all talk?)

why is life soo easy for some people and such a pain in the ass for others?

hmm more later..

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Why did it seem so appropriate when this thread hit 666 replies, and why did I ruin it by posting number 667?

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Why do they put magnetic bumpers on Fords?

what is the punishment for bigamy?

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for
an address, you turn down the radio?

How many civil servants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

What's the Ultimate form of Rejection?

Why does this guy in the weight room want tatoos of naked men on his arms?

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SpikeSpiegel: Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
LOL

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posted July 22, 2002 18:34     Click Here to See the Profile for SpikeSpiegel   Click Here to Email SpikeSpiegel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
well i want to know. can you tell me?

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posted July 22, 2002 18:43     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
[QUOTE]Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
[B] zorro didnt you say that we already have osama already

A: we have him but nobody outside the circle knows where he is being held........Z

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
[B]
heh well did each boss have some kinda of humor handicap?

A: I think most bosses have a humor handicap, it is part of their job >;o)

like the fact that mr wick is british.. uhh the black boss(sorry dont know his name) and the rich blonde girl(also dont know her name) and
your coworkers arent as bad as mimi?

A: we usually get rid of people like mimi, though I think she might fit in with the management upstairs.........Z


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[QUOTE]Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
[B]why do 15 year old girls date 18 year old guys and think that he isnt doing it for sex?

A: they lack experience. the older guys know how to play the younger girls. they just don't know any better and unfortunately they usually wont figure it out 'till it's too late.

why are most teenage girls(at least the ones that i know all talk?)

A: they want to impress everyone but really don't want to be that way. kind of like the guys who say they speed all the time but actually rarely go more than 5 over. it is just an illusion they want you to see.

why is life soo easy for some people and such a pain in the ass for others?

A: that can vary. for some they just had an economical advantage and were smart enough to realise they had it good, others just knew how deal with life. there is a lot of luck involved but being able to play the cards life deals you wisely is equally important. A good start would be to worry less about others and concentrate on your own path. If you run into someone who has had it easy, don't be afraid to ask them questions. You never know if they might have some small bit of knowlege to give, but if you don't inquire they will likely keep it to themselves.........Z

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posted July 22, 2002 18:58     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by TheAnnoyedCockroach:
Why did it seem so appropriate when this thread hit 666 replies, and why did I ruin it by posting number 667?


actually My mailbox number is 667 so I didn't mind leaving 666 all that much. the number of posts are really not that important, it's the amount of fun we have posting that really counts >;o) .......Z

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ZorroTheFox
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From: Milton, WA, USA
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posted July 22, 2002 19:09     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
[QUOTE]Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
[B]Why do they put magnetic bumpers on Fords?

A: so they don't fall too far behind the Chevrolets >;o)

what is the punishment for bigamy?

A: a second wife. one is bad enough, I can't imagine a poor sucker who would want to endure two. A bigamist is the truest of masochists.

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

A: ooh is the building of extasy, ahh is just after extasy.

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for
an address, you turn down the radio?

A: noise helps to confuse. it is easier to concentrate in a silent enviroment than in a noisy one. the mind is too busy compensating and trying to listen to the noise that you concentration is diminished. that's why everyone who listens to rap-rock look so lost, that noise is so awful that it is impossible to concentrate on where you were going. like the music, they always seem to be going in no specific direction >;o)

How many civil servants does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: one, but it takes several weeks to get the ok

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

A: I never really gave sheep much thought, is this some kind of hidden secret you have been hiding?

What's the Ultimate form of Rejection?

A: the one I send out too all the not so lovely ladies who keep annoying via email. I get tired of all the scammers I deal with.

Why does this guy in the weight room want tatoos of naked men on his arms?

A: he secretely likes men, just drop the soap next time you are in the shower room with him and see if you are able to pick it up >;o) .......Z

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neotatsu
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Posts: 887
From: A place my soul no longer resides
Registered: Jun 2002

posted July 22, 2002 19:49     Click Here to See the Profile for neotatsu   Click Here to Email neotatsu     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
What is the difference between ooh and aah?

A: ooh is the building of extasy, ahh is just after extasy.
NEO: haha, that's a great explanation
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for
an address, you turn down the radio?

A: noise helps to confuse. it is easier to concentrate in a silent enviroment than in a noisy one. the mind is too busy compensating and trying to listen to the noise that you concentration is diminished.
Actually I'm quite the oppisite...I *CAN* concentrate in a silent environment but I find it very difficult to concentrate without noise....



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"so what are you going to do?"
"Oh, just take her out to dinner, then I'm going to take her back to my apartment and introduce her to my monkey"
"And to think, he's *not* being metaphoric"

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SpikeSpiegel
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From: my chair
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posted July 22, 2002 20:27     Click Here to See the Profile for SpikeSpiegel   Click Here to Email SpikeSpiegel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:

A: he secretely likes men, just drop the soap next time you are in the shower room with him and see if you are able to pick it up >;o) .......Z


thankfully hes on the junior team and im not soo i wont have to spend time with him in the shower room.. but that comment was disturbing..

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SpikeSpiegel
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posted July 22, 2002 21:04     Click Here to See the Profile for SpikeSpiegel   Click Here to Email SpikeSpiegel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
why were you late?

Do you know what is black and blue and found in a
ditch?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Whats in your dungeon?

How do I like my eggs in the morning?

what kind of salad dressing is my fancy?

Just what did you do to prevent the accident?

Did you hear about the accident at the army base?

whats the quickest way to clear a bathroom?

What's the difference between an old man and a "spike" ?

how do you stop a polish army on horseback?

what will my scheme be to take over the world?

How do you confuse a stupid person?

How do i like my martinis?

what is the secret to enlightenment?

why are my friends scared of your yahoo profile?

ill let you answer these before i post more

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ZorroTheFox
BlabberMouth, the Next Generation.

Posts: 1911
From: Milton, WA, USA
Registered: Oct 2001

posted July 23, 2002 15:02     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
[QUOTE]Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
[B]why were you late?

A; I wanted to be fashionable at least once in My life

Do you know what is black and blue and found in a
ditch?

A: My camaro, I knew I should have sold it to someone older

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

A: yes, it is the closest they will ever come to being human

Whats in your dungeon?

A: empty space right now, I have a long way to go before it is ready

How do I like my eggs in the morning?

A: scrambled, it is the only way to eat the unborn

what kind of salad dressing is my fancy?

A; 1000 islands, or you could try the lite version 500 islands

Just what did you do to prevent the accident?

A: let fate take its course

Did you hear about the accident at the army base?

A: I swear it wasn't My fault.


whats the quickest way to clear a bathroom?

A: toss in a used sex toy, bonus points if it leaves a brown trail on the floor

What's the difference between an old man and a "spike" ?

A: wisdom and maturity, but that changes with age >;o)

how do you stop a polish army on horseback?

A: am I on horseback or is the army on horse back, being part polish I misunderstood the joke >;o)

what will my scheme be to take over the world?

A: probably the same scheme Pinky had, though there will be no Brain to screw it up this time

How do you confuse a stupid person?

A: there are many ways, My favorite is to put them in a spherical room and tell them to pee in the corner

How do i like my martinis?

A: shaken, not stirred. it is the only way

what is the secret to enlightenment?

A; If I told you it wouldn't be a asecret anymore

why are my friends scared of your yahoo profile?

A; because they wish they could be like Me but are ashamed to admit it

ill let you answer these before i post more

A: ooooo, thank you sir. Would it be ok If I went to the bathroom too.

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