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ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 |
posted June 20, 2002 18:46
quote: no, they are too unreliable. I prefer the overnight relationship anyway. I am usually the one who gets paid >;o) .......Z ------------------ IP: Logged |
ilovemydualg4 Highlie Posts: 737 |
posted June 20, 2002 18:50
ah mike, thoughi have 279 posts, and i'm the first poster of the quad-tenial (401st post ) ------------------ IP: Logged |
snupy Highlie Posts: 791 |
posted June 20, 2002 19:13
[QUOTE]Originally posted by ZorroTheFox: A: some haven't heard it so they use what they know. eventually if enough people use something a certain way it becomes accepted as normal, then most people will use it without fear. Kinda like sexual HARE-assment.Wasn't it always pronounced har-ASS-ment? What did snupy do to jam her cd-r and does it have anything to do with her obessession with Ron Jeremy? A: I promised not to say what she was doing before it got stic..... I mean jammed. Sure, Zorro, get me in trouble. Thanks alot. What is the most deadly naturally occuring posin? a: love Good one. What is the most destructive force in the two universes? A: love Another good one, although I would say can be the most... in both cases. IP: Logged |
SpikeSpiegel Highlie Posts: 781 |
posted June 20, 2002 19:16
quote: what about the mystical viagra? ------------------ IP: Logged |
SpikeSpiegel Highlie Posts: 781 |
posted June 20, 2002 19:18
quote: do you lick penis? ------------------ IP: Logged |
snupy Highlie Posts: 791 |
posted June 20, 2002 19:47
Enough already with the juvenile crap or I'm gonna have to come over there and kick your ass. Lock yourself in the bathroom or do whatever boys your age do and get it out of your system.I'm sure we can take up a collection for magazines, etc. Maybe we need to start a kiddie forum. IP: Logged |
GameMaster Highlie Posts: 656 |
posted June 20, 2002 20:31
Thanks snuppy. The thing is, he probably thinks this stuff would make zorro blush.... Zorro, do your magic on this guy, and make him run away with his tail (or what ever else he doesn't have) between his legs. I will have a list questions, but it'll be a little while, I have some things to tend to. ------------------ IP: Logged |
neotatsu Uber Geek Posts: 887 |
posted June 20, 2002 21:46
ah, so I'm NOT the only person getting sick of it...good to know heh IP: Logged |
snupy Highlie Posts: 791 |
posted June 21, 2002 17:49
quote: No, you're not. Now we're just waiting for Zorro to close the door permanently. Hurry up, Z.... IP: Logged |
Twinkle Toes Highlie Posts: 672 |
posted June 21, 2002 22:56
quote:What if he can't fit??? I volunteer to let Z take my place... to save the genius *sniff*...
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SpikeSpiegel Highlie Posts: 781 |
posted June 22, 2002 19:10
Would you please list all the credits of Yoko Kanno who is Keitaro Urashima? who is Yusuke Urameshi? who is Faye Valentine? and finally Megumi Hayashibara? ------------------ IP: Logged |
GameMaster Highlie Posts: 656 |
posted June 22, 2002 22:08
*blinks* wow, the boy knows anime soundtracks and other anime... Seems he locked himself in the bathroom until he remembered his Henti. I am glad to see that he isn't as caught up on the potty humor as he has been. ------------------ IP: Logged |
neotatsu Uber Geek Posts: 887 |
posted June 22, 2002 22:47
heheh, it's spelled hentai GM...it actually means strange, weird, or the proccess of an insects transformation in a cacoon.... as for spike's questions: who cares. Megumi Hayashibara is a singer and the voice in MANY anime which I'm not going to list here. This is more a question to start a thread in the anime section isn't it heh.. ------------------ IP: Logged |
SpikeSpiegel Highlie Posts: 781 |
posted June 23, 2002 06:35
yea prolly... hentai also means pervert as does ecchi ok i have another question(which prolly also belongs in another section... my version of gta3 is fucked up... when i load it instead of seeing letters the visual is just a box.... anybody have any idea whats the problem and how i should fix it? ------------------ IP: Logged |
magebard Geek Posts: 67 |
posted June 23, 2002 08:55
hentai == warped? IP: Logged |
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 |
posted June 23, 2002 18:14
[QUOTE]Originally posted by snupy: [QUOTE]Originally posted by ZorroTheFox: [b]A: some haven't heard it so they use what they know. eventually if enough people use something a certain way it becomes accepted as normal, then most people will use it without fear. Kinda like sexual HARE-assment.Wasn't it always pronounced har-ASS-ment? A: depends on the part of the country you are in*** What did snupy do to jam her cd-r and does it have anything to do with her obessession with Ron Jeremy? A: I promised not to say what she was doing before it got stic..... I mean jammed. Sure, Zorro, get me in trouble. Thanks alot. A: oopsie, did I do that >;o) *** What is the most deadly naturally occuring posin? a: love Good one. A: I am still working on a immunity for that one. What is the most destructive force in the two universes? A: love Another good one, although I would say can be the most... in both cases. It just seemed right......Z ------------------ IP: Logged |
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 |
posted June 23, 2002 18:16
quote: no, it just returns them to full size, it won't make them any bigger than they were the last time they were at full staff.......Z ------------------ IP: Logged |
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 |
posted June 23, 2002 18:18
[QUOTE]Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel: [B] do you lick penis? A: no, but your interest in that subject speaks volumes about you *wink* is it long? A: more than ample to get the job done.
A: actually I have been told it smells great. about to get the friction on? A: too late, already killed My quota of kittens tonite. ------------------ IP: Logged |
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 |
posted June 23, 2002 18:20
quote: lol, that is a good idea. we could call it Pee Wee's playhouse. oops, that has already beeen taken >;o) ........Z ------------------ IP: Logged |
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 |
posted June 23, 2002 18:21
quote: I'll try, not sure how to make the little buggers go away though. Too bad My bug zapper doesn't work online >;o) ...........Z ------------------ IP: Logged |
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 |
posted June 23, 2002 18:23
quote: I suppose I could use more sarcasm and insults, but will it really work. maybe I'll just have to start ignoring the lame questions .........Z ------------------ IP: Logged |
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 |
posted June 23, 2002 18:24
quote:What if he can't fit??? I volunteer to let Z take my place... to save the genius *sniff*...
[/B][/QUOTE] you're too kind. >;o) ..........Z ------------------ IP: Logged |
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 |
posted June 23, 2002 18:27
quote: these are all people I really don't wish to know. Inless they are interested in some one on one bondage, they are not high on My list of people to know. I suggest doing a google search, these kind of questions you should be able to figure out without help >;o) ..............Z ------------------ IP: Logged |
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 |
posted June 23, 2002 18:29
quote: If it isn't too late I would suggest taking it back. Otherwise you are most likely screwed. They make these things fragile on purpose, they want them to go bad......Z ------------------ IP: Logged |
snupy Highlie Posts: 791 |
posted June 23, 2002 18:42
quote: Gee,ya think????? IP: Logged |
snupy Highlie Posts: 791 |
posted June 23, 2002 18:44
quote: How 'bout Juvenile Hall? IP: Logged |
snupy Highlie Posts: 791 |
posted June 23, 2002 18:54
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GameMaster Highlie Posts: 656 |
posted June 23, 2002 23:36
Spike, gta3... you see the blocks instead of text, means that you need to d/l a patch. Here is where I found the answer, took 2 seconds with CommetCursor search: http://www.magenheimer.com/gta3help/optim.htm Henti, magebard, is a term associated with anime "p0rn"... I just did a quick Comet Search on the names in the post, and happen to run into henti... So, I thought I'd post a smart arse remark about his "break from the bathroom." What type of garnishments (veggies) do I want on my sandwich? What is the secret knock to open the door to the light bulb? What is the critical mass of Plutonium needed to build an atom bomb? What is the isotope of plutonium you need to start an nuclear reaction? Why did heisenberg fail at the creation of the atom bomb? What was Einstien's Novel Prize for wirk in? What is the answer to the worst question you've ever been asked? If you had a million dollars, what would be your first major purchas? If Joyce Brothers had a brother, and was a nun, what would her brother call her? What does the NSA not want YOU to know? and Why? Is it a Romulan plot, a ploy to start a war? What is your favorite StarTrek Allien? Why do you hate love so much? ------------------ IP: Logged |
SpikeSpiegel Highlie Posts: 781 |
posted June 24, 2002 03:56
quote: nah i followed the instructions given in pc gamer to read the read.me file it told me of a file that i could find on the microsoft website to repair the game.. i found it.. and now i am killing prostitutes around the clock ------------------ IP: Logged |
SpikeSpiegel Highlie Posts: 781 |
posted June 24, 2002 03:59
quote: actually....... Faye Valentine might be interested in that kind of stuff... ------------------ IP: Logged |
SpikeSpiegel Highlie Posts: 781 |
posted June 24, 2002 04:02
quote: hey thanks anywayz gamemaster but i already figured it out... they tell you where to find the patch in the read.me... newayz hentai is a tern form anime porn your right.. but hentai originally means perverted.. ------------------ IP: Logged |
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 |
posted June 24, 2002 14:36
quote: I like it, some of them belong there anyway.........Z ------------------ IP: Logged |
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 |
posted June 24, 2002 14:42
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SpikeSpiegel Highlie Posts: 781 |
posted June 24, 2002 15:11
quote: would i be one of the onez that belongs in juvie? ------------------ IP: Logged |
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 |
posted June 24, 2002 15:30
[QUOTE]Originally posted by GameMaster: [B] What type of garnishments (veggies) do I want on my sandwich? A: none, I hate veggies. As a carnivore I would have to suggest only meat. If you must have veggies, use condiments made from veggies. Ketchup is a good start. What is the secret knock to open the door to the light bulb? A: if I posted that little bit of information it would be a secret anymore. What is the critical mass of Plutonium needed to build an atom bomb? A: If I told you that I would be arrested for terrorism. What is the isotope of plutonium you need to start an nuclear reaction? A: Are you telling Me you can't find this stuff on google? I typed in plutonium nuclear reaction and found just about everything one would need to know. Come up with something that can't be found on google. Why did heisenberg fail at the creation of the atom bomb? A: he didn't have enough sponsorship money, if Phillip Morris had sponsored his efforts, he would have had the funding needed to prevail. What was Einstien's Novel Prize for wirk in? A: I heard he never wirked on anything >;o). Most Novel prizes are found in boxes of Cracker Jack's. What is the answer to the worst question you've ever been asked? A: I can't remember but I am sure it was asked by someone here. If you had a million dollars, what would be your first major purchas? A: a dungeon If Joyce Brothers had a brother, and was a nun, what would her brother call her? A: f What does the NSA not want YOU to know? and Why? A; the National Society of Accountants doesn't want you to know how they messes up with the Enron thing. It is embarassing to them. What is your favorite StarTrek Allien? A: Dax, in female garb Why do you hate love so much? A: it has never been good to Me. I am tired of being stepped on by people who use Me as some sort of stepping stone to better guys. I am not a temporary relief man. I am not some toy put here for their amusement. That thing they say about everlasting love is total bullshit. the only thing everlasting you get from a relationship is Herpes. Fortunately I have managed to avoid both those infections..........Z ------------------ IP: Logged |
snupy Highlie Posts: 791 |
posted June 24, 2002 16:21
Bullshit.Bullshit.Bullshit.Bullshit. Load of crap. bullshit. IP: Logged |
snupy Highlie Posts: 791 |
posted June 24, 2002 16:24
extra credit question, huh? Sounds like a challenge. What was Oscar Madison's middle name? IP: Logged |
snupy Highlie Posts: 791 |
posted June 24, 2002 16:26
quote: I was referring to a state of mind, and yes. IP: Logged |
SpikeSpiegel Highlie Posts: 781 |
posted June 24, 2002 17:19
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snupy Highlie Posts: 791 |
posted June 24, 2002 18:42
quote: You know, I have to give you credit-I haven't been very nice, and you have not taken the opportunity to be unkind in return.You've just taken it. Probably not something you should do in real life, but it shows a little more maturity than I would have thought you capable of. IP: Logged |
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