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Originally posted by snupy:
Who's going to get you arrested first, TT or GameMaster???

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TT, if she is anything like Me she will find herself in jail at least one night. GM will be a close second though..........Z

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Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
TT, if she is anything like Me she will find herself in jail at least one night. GM will be a close second though..........Z

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If the hens and rootsers are in the chicken shack, why would they be in a nest, and losing feathers to the wind? Wouldn't they already be plucked?

There are doors on light bulbs now?

I'll post more later, but I just want to congradulate you on ten pages of this most intresting dribble. BTW, thanks, U, for the pronouncation. Much appreciated.

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Originally posted by ilovemydualg4:
farrrr to flawed

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you kno? ive just had just about enuff of you... whats your iq jonnie b?

that brings me to my question

how do you make a cock grow?

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Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
if you mean rooster well to put it simply... its a cock

that brings me to my question

how do you make a cock grow?

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Originally posted by GameMaster:
Yes, snuppy, they do, but I was always horrible at it. The chances are that I am dyslexic, and more to the point, I am lazy. I wuld also like to point out that "spelling" is a rather new concept in the history of man kind. It wasn't until Webster's first dictionary that people began to think a standard english was a good idea, and I am not sure it is.

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ARGH! EDITOR COMING OUT... CAN'T RESIST.

There are several spelling dictionaries older than Daniel Webster's. In fact, Webster's was a REACTION to standard British spellings of words. This is why we write armor instead of armour and several other differences. He wanted to create distance between Britain and the US, even in our similar language. Now, the oldest dictionaries ARE still only 3-400 years old, at least in English. So yes, it is still a fairly recent concept.

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English is still a living language, and publishing a standard serves only to stifle the creation of new words and/or to cause the need for new dictioaries or supplements to dictionaries tobe created. I see nothing wrong with adding the "word" unambiguify which would mean [b]to make clear. In creating a standard, years and years after the invention of this fussion language, only serves to invalidate the spelling of all people who came before (read: the old master (Shakespear had 3 ways to spell his own name and who amoung us is a bigger English geek than he?)).

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Just to be clear, Shakespeare was a writing geek, not a grammar and usage geek. His expertise has no bearing on how things are spelled, because that is not what he worked with.

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Granted that there are places were exsact meanings and standard symbols are needed (read: science, mathematics and the like), and when publishing technical writting or writting mass audiance I will use a spell checker,

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My advise is not to do that. Spell checkers tend to suck a great deal and will miss homonyms and such. You may look just as bad.

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but to worry about posts and chat content seems a little anal-retentive (It's an Saterday Night Live phrase that passed into common usage, for people unfamiliar with the term).
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Actually, it's a phrase Freud used in his psychological theories. It was far from invented by SNL.

On the whole, I can see your point, although you're missing the idea that standardized spelling makes things more easily and rapidly comprehended and the information assimilated. Which is the real reason for it. Plus there's the social factor. I really see no reason to annoy people by bad spelling (although I'm the first to admit that I'm far less careful than I should be in public forums). It shows a lack of care about your audience. (You probably know the "people don't care how much you know until they know how much you care" phrase... there's some truth in it).

Anyway, despite some factual errors, most of my corrections have little bearing on your argument. So it's just the editor coming out, not a shoot down of your argument.

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Originally posted by snupy:
I said get you arrested.(referring to the blowing up a building question vs sex-with-a-minor ones) Never mind.

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darn, I was hoping to skew the answer so people would forget the question. Oh well, I suppose it is a real toss up, they are both equally dangerous questions.......Z

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Originally posted by snupy:
Why won't my cd-r open all of a sudden??

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probably either cheaply made, or a small defect has found it's way in.......Z

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If the hens and rootsers are in the chicken shack, why would they be in a nest, and losing feathers to the wind? Wouldn't they already be plucked?

A: apparantly you haven't seen the shack, it is alwful drafty.

There are doors on light bulbs now?

A; yes, but you have to know the secret knock to open them

I'll post more later, but I just want to congradulate you on ten pages of this most intresting dribble. BTW, thanks, U, for the pronouncation. Much appreciated.

**I do what I can >;o) **

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Originally posted by snupy:
Don't they teach spelling in school anymore???

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not real well. even some companies are starting to use the incorrect spellings. I gave up on correctness, as long as I can understand it, it is acceptable. I do think they need to teach anger management, there are a lot of hot heads running around.......Z

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Originally posted by magebard:
What is a rootser?

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a dislexic rooster, they are not very common......Z

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Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
if you mean rooster well to put it simply... its a cock

that brings me to my question

how do you make a cock grow?

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a healthy diet, and give it time to mature........Z

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Originally posted by snupy:
Sorry, GameMaster-I was in a rather foul mood last night and easily annoyed...my question wasn't directed at anyone in particular.

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is that foul or fowl, sorry, the rooster questions are getting to Me. I have the bad habit of inventing words that don't exist. I figure if I can define it and it is accepted, it must be a good word.......Z

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Originally posted by Evilbunny:
Ahh! this thread is SO LONG! It is INSANE!

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I have to admit, I am getting a big head knowing I have such a long thread. I suppose this would be the Ron Jeremy of threads. I wonder if the girls are impressed by a geek with a long thread >;o) .....Z

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Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
I have to admit, I am getting a big head knowing I have such a long thread. I suppose this would be the Ron Jeremy of threads. I wonder if the girls are impressed by a geek with a long thread >;o) .....Z

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Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
I have to admit, I am getting a big head knowing I have such a long thread. I

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Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
a healthy diet, and give it time to mature........Z

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that doesnt exactly answer my question.... how does a cock grow? what are the requirements...

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Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
that doesnt exactly answer my question.... how does a cock grow? what are the requirements...

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How do flies screw?

What do you call a priest who walks in his sleep?

Why does everyone use data as the plural and the singular? The same about Media? Has no one heard of their sigular forms, or do they just get lazy?

Isn't that funny comming from me?

What makes you think I'd do anything illeagal?

What did snupy do to jam her cd-r and does it have anything to do with her obessession with Ron Jeremy?

Where does the term throw the book at them come from?

If I ate my weight in icecreme, what would I get?

Which way to the great egress?

Can you tell us a bit more about your ghost sightings?

Which is heavier a ton of feathers, a ton of lead or Oprah?

Would you risk your life to save a strangers?

What is the most dangerous thing Zorro has ever done?

What is the ETA on Zorro's Questionarie?

How many roads must a man walk down?

Your naming your son nancy? Won't people get confussed because it doesn't start with a Capital letter?

What does the DC in Washington DC stang for?

What does the DC in DC Comics stand for?

What does the mu represent in physics in relation to the movment of objects on an incline?

How many fingers are you holding up?

Should I put Mayo on the sandwich?

What is the most important thing you worried about today?

What would your ideal woman be like?

What is the most deadly spider?

What is the most deadly naturally occuring posin?

What is the most destructive force in the two universes?

What is the longest english word?

What is the longest word of any language?

Ever get the feeling of Deja Vous?

Do you beans with Gorge Went?

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Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:

33) Could he help it?

a: no, he couldn't have been prepared for you

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*** neo, he's the man >;o) ***

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Come now, Snuppy, we all know you've been stalking Ron Jeremy since you first saw his movies. Now, if I could arrange that flogging, without spungo killing me, I'd really make some dough.... j/k.

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Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
you kno? ive just had just about enuff of you... whats your iq jonnie b?

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in the "find your iq" book that ben had, durring social studies i found it was like 155

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Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
***A: they are fun to listen to, but BJ is a lot better. He is on before Tom.***

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Do you even know what I'm talking about?

I listen to Howard Stern also. He used to be funnier though... not so great anymore .

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*** neo, he's the man >;o) ***

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It wiggles, jiggles, and makes me giggle...

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Originally posted by ilovemydualg4:
in the "find your iq" book that ben had, durring social studies i found it was like 155

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yea sure... its ben's book.. its bound to be easy soo he can feel smart

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Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
yea sure... its ben's book.. its bound to be easy soo he can feel smart

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lol

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Originally posted by ilovemydualg4:
lol

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muhahaha vacation starts in one more day jonnie boy.. only 165 posts to go.. i will defeat you!

ok next question

do you have a girlfriend? if so how much do you pay her per hour?

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Originally posted by snupy:
LOL!!!!! But he was soooooooooooo ugly! Uh, so I've heard.

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yeppers, and I never understood why the AV girls liked him so much. I guess some guys have a hidden talent besides the obvious that make them better at what they do............Z

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Originally posted by snupy:
Was that a Fruedian slip????Ahh..what am I saying, your posts are Fruedian crashes, aren't they??

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I do think some people let out more than they normally would. it must be the fun enviroment. Maybe I'm just the kind of person who can make someone spill thier guts, or is that thier lunch? .........Z

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Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
that doesnt exactly answer my question.... how does a cock grow? what are the requirements...

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good genes, or is that jeans. Unless you have a magic potion, it will always be small. Once something has reached it's natural length, it won't get any bigger without surgery. Don't try using a pump enlarger on a cock, it will do more harm than good. Even colonel sanders knew that >;o) ...........Z

A; because by the time you have heard the things we have, that one just doesn't carry the dirty meter nearly as far. it sounds more like dirty spousal abuse to Me.

How do flies screw?

A: 2 at a time, though I have seen three once.

What do you call a priest who walks in his sleep?

A: shouldn't that be in the joke bank?

Why does everyone use data as the plural and the singular? The same about Media? Has no one heard of their sigular forms, or do they just get lazy?

A: some haven't heard it so they use what they know. eventually if enough people use something a certain way it becomes accepted as normal, then most people will use it without fear.

Isn't that funny comming from me?

A: it would have been funnier if ALF aid it.

What makes you think I'd do anything illeagal?

A: it's human nature, if you haven't broken at least one law, you haven't lived.

What did snupy do to jam her cd-r and does it have anything to do with her obessession with Ron Jeremy?

A: I promised not to say what she was doing before it got stic..... I mean jammed.

Where does the term throw the book at them come from?

A: A long time ago a judge who was very upset and disgusted with a particular criminal gave him the harshest sentence he could. When the criminal showed no reaction to the hard sentence the judge, in a fit of anger, threw the book at the criminal. As time passed the tale of the judge who threw the book at him and gave him a hard sentence became a popular story and the term "threw the book at him" became synonymous with a stiff sentence.

If I ate my weight in icecreme, what would I get?

A: assuming you plugged all the escape routes, a ruptured stomache and a painful death.

Which way to the great egress?

A: just follow the arrow to the exit dummy. P.T. Barnum was a true master, he is one of My idols.

Can you tell us a bit more about your ghost sightings?

A: they happened when I was very young, I try not to remember My childhood. I had an overactive imagination, still kinda do, and I doubt they were real. One was a floating head with an old derby upon it. the other was a war soldier body with no head. I doubt the two were related but where I grew up was the site of an Indian war battle.

Which is heavier a ton of feathers, a ton of lead or Oprah?

A: oprah, but if you put the feathers and lead together you might have enough.

Would you risk your life to save a strangers?

A: depends on how cute she was.

What is the most dangerous thing Zorro has ever done?

A: depends on the Zorro, this Zorro once drove a 1964 corvair at over 100 mph in thick easter washington fog on I-90 at night.

What is the ETA on Zorro's Questionarie?

A: I located the original from several years back an it is a few pages long using small font. I wouldn't hold your breath too long.

How many roads must a man walk down?

A: only one, reguardless of your direction the road you take is always your own and the only one you will have.

Your naming your son nancy? Won't people get confussed because it doesn't start with a Capital letter?

A: it was a joke name, I think My son would have a more manly name like Zorro, or Fox. >;o)

What does the DC in Washington DC stang for?

A: District of Columbia

What does the DC in DC Comics stand for?

A; Detective Comics, it represents their origins and first series of comics.

What does the mu represent in physics in relation to the movment of objects on an incline?

A: friction (My physics is a bit rusty)

How many fingers are you holding up?

A: two, one on each hand

Should I put Mayo on the sandwich?

A: no, miracle whip tastes better

What is the most important thing you worried about today?

A: I didn't worry at all today

What would your ideal woman be like?

A: that could take all day to write down. besides, do I really have to settle for only one?

What is the most deadly spider?

A: depends, the black widow is up there. If the daddy long legs could bite you it would take the cake.

What is the most deadly naturally occuring posin?

a: love

What is the most destructive force in the two universes?

A: love

What is the longest english word?

A: smiles, there is a mile between the esses. but seriously I think it is pneumonultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconiosis which is some sort of lung diesase.

What is the longest word of any language?

A: I think it is Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaunga-horonukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu which is a hill somewhere in New Zealand.

Ever get the feeling of Deja Vous?

A: all the time

Do you beans with Gorge Went?

A: come again?

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
[b]***A: they are fun to listen to, but BJ is a lot better. He is on before Tom.***

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A: I'm not sure, I heard it while at work but don't remember who the host was. I don't think it was BJ.

Do you even know what I'm talking about?

A: I think so, they turned up the radio at work so I could hear it.

I listen to Howard Stern also. He used to be funnier though... not so great anymore .

A: He's in a rut, every show is exactly like the last one.