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SpikeSpiegel
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posted July 02, 2002 16:57     Click Here to See the Profile for SpikeSpiegel   Click Here to Email SpikeSpiegel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
How did Peter the Great leave his dent in history?

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posted July 02, 2002 19:32     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by snupy:
I said normal people.

oops, My bad >;o) .............Z

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posted July 02, 2002 19:35     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
didnt you say you would answer any of my questions?
and besides.. i wasnt aware that i had an imagination..


once again you misread the fine print. I did in fact answer your question, but I never claimed it would be a correct answer. I guess it depends on how you define answer. for me any reply is an answer.....Z

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posted July 02, 2002 19:39     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
should they rename this forum ask zorro?


I thought it was >;o)............Z

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posted July 02, 2002 19:41     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by uilleann:
*rebels!* AAAAHHHH HA HA HA ha ahahaha ha ahahaharrrr....

*scuttles off into the darkness to begin my plotting*

Now, I'd ask Zorro for some advice here (bet he has some foxy tricks I can use) but then, a certain other person reads this topic and I don't want my plans made known... ;-)

Fb mbeeb, tbg nal pbby vqrnf sbe ubj V fubhyq ortva tbvat nobhg zl gnxrbire?

- uilleann


A: I thought we agreed not to use the codes anymore. If it was really secret it would have been sent via email >;o) .........Z

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posted July 02, 2002 19:43     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
How did Peter the Great leave his dent in history?


A: poor driving. Peter actually had very poor eyesight and was involved in several hit&run accidents........Z

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posted July 02, 2002 20:40     Click Here to See the Profile for SpikeSpiegel   Click Here to Email SpikeSpiegel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
once again you misread the fine print. I did in fact answer your question, but I never claimed it would be a correct answer. I guess it depends on how you define answer. for me any reply is an answer.....Z

no meant the section this is in.. since this is teh predominant topic..

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posted July 02, 2002 20:41     Click Here to See the Profile for SpikeSpiegel   Click Here to Email SpikeSpiegel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
A: poor driving. Peter actually had very poor eyesight and was involved in several hit&run accidents........Z

ok let me rephrase that What was the effect of Peter the Great's Rule in russia?

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posted July 03, 2002 03:23     Click Here to See the Profile for uilleann   Click Here to Email uilleann     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Quoting ZorroTheFox:
If it was really secret it would have been sent via email...

It makes no odds, for THEY are watching is, THEY read every e-mail, you can't escape THEM. THEY probably report back to snupy, too... ;)

Anyhow, I'm now one of version_lili's minions now; my Queen and I will come and sort snupy out, I promise!

OK, maybe not... Zorro, you'll know - why did Sarah virtually stop coming online on ICQ after her holiday in California last December? I've seen her online about four times since then.

- uilleann

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Why is it that my sparring partner won't sparr with me anymore?

Is being a big, ugly intimidating person a bad thing?

Why is it that they say that you can have the greatest sex of your life with your wife?

Why are they right?

why does working out together improve a couple's sex life?

Does erasing someone's grades, creating a fake police record and then destroying their credit rating after spreading their personal info with cc numbers on irc, count as sufficient revenge?

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posted July 03, 2002 15:41     Click Here to See the Profile for LifetimeTrekker   Click Here to Email LifetimeTrekker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by mephisto:
Does erasing someone's grades, creating a fake police record and then destroying their credit rating after spreading their personal info with cc numbers on irc, count as sufficient revenge?

Works for me!

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posted July 03, 2002 16:39     Click Here to See the Profile for SpikeSpiegel   Click Here to Email SpikeSpiegel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mephisto:

Does erasing someone's grades, creating a fake police record and then destroying their credit rating after spreading their personal info with cc numbers on irc, count as sufficient revenge?

a lot of ideas. that gives me

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posted July 03, 2002 18:30     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
ok let me rephrase that What was the effect of Peter the Great's Rule in russia?


if it doesn't effect Me, it doesn't matter. if it is really that important try a google search. here is a sample link http://www.fordham.edu/halsall/mod/petergreat.html .........Z

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posted July 03, 2002 18:34     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by uilleann:
Quoting ZorroTheFox:
[b]If it was really secret it would have been sent via email...

It makes no odds, for THEY are watching is, THEY read every e-mail, you can't escape THEM. THEY probably report back to snupy, too...

Anyhow, I'm now one of version_lili's minions now; my Queen and I will come and sort snupy out, I promise!

OK, maybe not... Zorro, you'll know - why did Sarah virtually stop coming online on ICQ after her holiday in California last December? I've seen her online about four times since then.

- uilleann

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the same reason I havent been on ICQ, MSN, and AIM lately, too many people IM'ing. I can get pretty bogged down sometimes, so I stick to yahoo where I can cruise around in invisible mode. I can't think of any other reason unless there is a significant other keeping them from being online. I hope that helped a little........Z

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posted July 03, 2002 18:45     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
[QUOTE]Originally posted by mephisto:
[B]Why is it that my sparring partner won't sparr with me anymore?

A: you're too rough on him. some people hate losing all the time >;o)

Is being a big, ugly intimidating person a bad thing?

A: no, just look at shrek. it might have been bad at first but at least it keeps the assholes at a distance. eventually the ones who will approach are genuinely good. heeeeyyy, wait a minute, you were talking about Me. dammit, I am not a person. the rest is true though >;o).

Why is it that they say that you can have the greatest sex of your life with your wife?

A: because she is supposed to be the one you love most. sex is always best with someone you really love. It is supposed to become not only physical, but spiritual. that extra connection helps to make the sex even more enjoyable. I have no experience to back up this claim, I have never loved anyone I had sex with.

Why are they right?

A: most of the people I have talked to agree, I can't verify it, but it makes sense to me.

why does working out together improve a couple's sex life?

A: it helps form a bond and shows your partner that you are just as interested as she is in looking your best. besides, I don't know about you but when I am with a sweaty hot woman I can't help but think of her sexually >;o) .

Does erasing someone's grades, creating a fake police record and then destroying their credit rating after spreading their personal info with cc numbers on irc, count as sufficient revenge?

A: depends on the offense. if they have messed with another man's woman, I say yes.

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posted July 03, 2002 22:46     Click Here to See the Profile for neotatsu   Click Here to Email neotatsu     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Have you ever participated in 'scat'?


Do you want to?


would you be willing to if the girl your with wanted to?

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posted July 04, 2002 06:08     Click Here to See the Profile for uilleann   Click Here to Email uilleann     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Quoting ZorroTheFox:
...too many people IM'ing...I stick to yahoo where I can cruise around in invisible mode.
First off, ICQ has got invisible mode. Secondly, lili added me to her visible list, so that I'd see her online even when she's invisible, so we can chat and she'd not be bothered by anyone else (and she did get bothered by weird people). AIM is a different matter, but ICQ shouldn't pose a problem. There's also IRC, but I never convinced her to try that ;)

I can't think of any other reason unless there is a significant other keeping them from being online.
Well, her Yahoo profile did change a while ago to indicate that she is in a long-term relationship, but she never mentioned it to me last time we had a chat, and it might simply be something she entered as ploy to make those wierd people leave her alone. I can see that a relationship would tie someone up (pun intended), but if she is in one, then evidently I mean little to her if she's not even bothered to tell me where she is these days.

Her lack of communication towards me always did bother me. Basically, it's very simple - it was one sided and I just hoped that there would be more, but there never was that hope.

- uilleann

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posted July 04, 2002 19:57     Click Here to See the Profile for SpikeSpiegel   Click Here to Email SpikeSpiegel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
when will HalfLife2 be released?

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posted July 04, 2002 23:02     Click Here to See the Profile for neotatsu   Click Here to Email neotatsu     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
when will HalfLife2 be released?


man,you don't listen do you? GOOGLE!!...actually,use dogpile.com,thats the one I use...bah, stop with the moronic questions

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posted July 05, 2002 09:48     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
[QUOTE]Originally posted by neotatsu:
[B]Have you ever participated in 'scat'?

a: yes, but it was after I did the business in the proper receptacle. She only did the clean up.

Do you want to?

A: not Myself, but if someone really hot wanted to try My special brownies, I'd let her. A kiss afterward is out of the question, I don't kiss potty mouths.

would you be willing to if the girl your with wanted to?

A: only if she is the one on bottom, I'll never let that stuff anywhere near the rest of My body. .........Z

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posted July 05, 2002 09:50     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by uilleann:
Quoting ZorroTheFox:
[b]...too many people IM'ing...I stick to yahoo where I can cruise around in invisible mode.

First off, ICQ has got invisible mode. Secondly, lili added me to her visible list, so that I'd see her online even when she's invisible, so we can chat and she'd not be bothered by anyone else (and she did get bothered by weird people). AIM is a different matter, but ICQ shouldn't pose a problem. There's also IRC, but I never convinced her to try that

I can't think of any other reason unless there is a significant other keeping them from being online.
Well, her Yahoo profile did change a while ago to indicate that she is in a long-term relationship, but she never mentioned it to me last time we had a chat, and it might simply be something she entered as ploy to make those wierd people leave her alone. I can see that a relationship would tie someone up (pun intended), but if she is in one, then evidently I mean little to her if she's not even bothered to tell me where she is these days.

Her lack of communication towards me always did bother me. Basically, it's very simple - it was one sided and I just hoped that there would be more, but there never was that hope.

- uilleann[/B]


is it possible that she has a second ICQ account that she uses. I have a friend who has more than one and it is often impossible to catch her online......Z

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posted July 05, 2002 09:52     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
when will HalfLife2 be released?


after halflife but before halflife3..........Z

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posted July 05, 2002 10:05     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by neotatsu:
man,you don't listen do you? GOOGLE!!...actually,use dogpile.com,thats the one I use...bah, stop with the moronic questions


the bad part is there is no listed release date, they are all theroretical release dates so none of the would be any use. If he is waiting for half life 2, he will be waiting a long time. I'm not even sure they will make #2, they might just keep going with the counterstrike line.........Z

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what school do i go to?

what is the name of my math teacher?

what kind of vehicle do they drive?

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posted July 06, 2002 15:58     Click Here to See the Profile for Twinkle Toes   Click Here to Email Twinkle Toes     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
WOW, I haven't posted here for pages ... just had to leave me mark again, hehee...

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posted July 06, 2002 20:33     Click Here to See the Profile for GameMaster   Click Here to Email GameMaster     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Do you like cheese?

What is your favorite kind of cheese?

Tu queries quesso en tu zapatos?

Why is my spanish so bad?

Do you speak any spanish?

Why is the "b" on my keyboard stuck so that I have to pound the keyboard?

I am just askin' for you too blast me on that one, eh?

Why do canadians say "eh" so much?

Why does living so close to canada leave wisconsiners so open to useing "eh?"

Eh?

What about the british's use of the word "er," I mean look at HHGTTG?

Do I want cheese on my sandwhich?

Why did suggest google?
Why not Lycos? Or Search.com? Or Yahoo?

What is 66 in binary? What is it in 2's complement? How about biased 18?

When will I write the program that is due on monday for assemly?

What is so cool about SPIM?

How do you make a pig fly?

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posted July 06, 2002 21:39     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
[QUOTE]Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
[B]what school do i go to?

A: I. P. Freely skool for the giftid

what is the name of my math teacher?

A: I can't give the real name, you math teacher is in the witness protection program

what kind of vehicle do they drive?

A: it's stolen, be carful I hear they like little kids who ask mundane questions >;o) .......Z

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posted July 06, 2002 21:45     Click Here to See the Profile for SpikeSpiegel   Click Here to Email SpikeSpiegel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
[B]what school do i go to?

A: I. P. Freely skool for the giftid

what is the name of my math teacher?

A: I can't give the real name, you math teacher is in the witness protection program

what kind of vehicle do they drive?

A: it's stolen, be carful I hear they like little kids who ask mundane questions >;o) .......Z


u.p. freely eh?... good to know..

why is he in the witness protection program?

why dont my friends understand the "i.p. freely" bit?

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posted July 06, 2002 21:52     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
[QUOTE]Originally posted by GameMaster:
[B]Do you like cheese?

A: yes

What is your favorite kind of cheese?

A: cheddar

Tu queries quesso en tu zapatos?

A: leave My shoes out of this >;o)

Why is my spanish so bad?

A: because you can't spell in spanish, english either

Do you speak any spanish?

A: very little, I lost most of it when i started public schooling

Why is the "b" on my keyboard stuck so that I have to pound the keyboard?

A: you spilled something on your keyboard and now it is sticky

I am just askin' for you too blast me on that one, eh?

A: probably, but I think you are too young to hear what I really wanted to say

Why do canadians say "eh" so much?

A: because they are eh ok in My book >;o)

Why does living so close to canada leave wisconsiners so open to useing "eh?"

A: because they are jealous of the canadians and their ability to use eh so fluently

Eh?

A: eh

What about the british's use of the word "er," I mean look at HHGTTG?

A: every group has to have their quirks, that's what makes travelling so interesting

Do I want cheese on my sandwhich?

A: yes, it tastes better that way

Why did suggest google?

A: google seems to work the best

Why not Lycos? Or Search.com? Or Yahoo?

A: yahoo is powered by google. the other two seem to not have as much info as google

What is 66 in binary? What is it in 2's complement? How about biased 18?

A: you couldn't figure those out on your own, how sad.

When will I write the program that is due on monday for assemly?

A: monday, but it will be incomplete

What is so cool about SPIM?

A: it's just so spiffy to say. I've never used it so I really can't say much about it. here is a link though http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~larus/spim.html

How do you make a pig fly?

A: give her a plane ticket.

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posted July 06, 2002 21:54     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
[QUOTE]Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
[B] u.p. freely eh?... good to know..

why is he in the witness protection program?

A: if I told you that then we would both be in trouble.

why dont my friends understand the "i.p. freely" bit?

A: they aren't very good with potty humor

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posted July 06, 2002 22:00     Click Here to See the Profile for neotatsu   Click Here to Email neotatsu     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by neotatsu:
Do you want to?

A: not Myself, but if someone really hot wanted to try My special brownies, I'd let her. A kiss afterward is out of the question, I don't kiss potty mouths.


haha, potty mouth, thats great

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posted July 06, 2002 22:05     Click Here to See the Profile for Twinkle Toes   Click Here to Email Twinkle Toes     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
<< I'm just going to answer these because I feel like it... plus, you caught my attention: I love cheese >>

Originally posted by GameMaster:

Do you like cheese? I ALREADY SAID THAT!

What is your favorite kind of cheese?Brei, but Cheddar's quiggy, too...

Tu queries quesso en tu zapatos? (Sal's quote, eh? ) No, you encanta queso en mis zapatos!!

Why is my spanish so bad? Umm, because you never took it? Either that, or you dun care enough aboot it and/or ya dun have the blood... unlike some of us ...

Do you speak any spanish? Si, pero pequeno... I only took 1 year, oy...

Why is the "b" on my keyboard stuck so that I have to pound the keyboard? Oh, don't do that, GameMaster... It's because your computer thinks you're it's Bitch ...

I am just askin' for you too blast me on that one, eh? No, but you are on this one, hehehe... *biting it... oooh*

Why do canadians say "eh" so much? Eh?

Neh, dun ask me... must be something with them never understanding everything. (j/k of course)

Why does living so close to canada leave wisconsiners so open to useing "eh?" GUHHHH, because they live so close?...

What about the british's use of the word "er," I mean look at HHGTTG? What?

Do I want cheese on my sandwhich? No, because you're not getting a sandwich. It was just something 'funny' that popped into your head, and you wanted to post it and make it a question to try and not seem so serious...

Why did suggest google?
Why not Lycos? Or Search.com? Or Yahoo?
Because Google is quiggier.

It just is. Plus it rhymes with 'moogle', heeehee...

What is 66 in binary? What is it in 2's complement? How about biased 18? I can't think right now, I have to... leave... !

When will I write the program that is due on monday for assemly? Two weeks? How the hell do I know...

What is so cool about SPIM? It makes you think about SPAM... AND YOU LOVE SPAM!

How do you make a pig fly? You take a couple of bats or pigeons, manage to keep their wings 'alive' as you enlarge them with some qweer chemical, and carefully attatch every artery and such to the somewhere where it can reach some of the pig's.

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Wow, Zorro, she's etter than you... In oh, so many ways... wait, that sounded preverted, and it wasn't meant to.... really.... I swear.... Stop looking at me like that.

Why does TT think I am so "serious" all the time?

What makes her think I like spam?

I can do the simple conversions!!! But, why can't anyone else?

How in the world did TT remember Sal's quote?

'sup with the word "quiggy"?

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posted July 06, 2002 23:46     Click Here to See the Profile for Twinkle Toes   Click Here to Email Twinkle Toes     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Originally posted by GameMaster:

Wow, Zorro, she's better than you... In oh, so many ways... wait, that sounded preverted, and it wasn't meant to.... really.... I swear.... Stop looking at me like that.

Like what !?

But really now, thanks for that... I mean, I am a Frankie in training . It's so stuffed with specialiness coming from YOU, GM!

Why does TT think I am so "serious" all the time?

I dun... not necessarily. It's just that many of your posts are stuffed full of your quiggy wisdom, and you dun usually say something that's... well, too funny. I'm sorry, did I hurt you... *looks at him with her soft adorable eyes*

What makes her think I like spam?

Because... you do. YOU DO! I dun though... yehk. Never tried it though, and I should... I always try something at least once.

I can do the simple conversions!!! But, why can't anyone else?

It not that I can't... and that everyone else can't. I didn't want to. I have no need for it. I'm on summer vacation, damnit, and you dun want me to get even more confused than I already am tryin' to remember past things I've learned !

But YOU can do it so quickly because you're one of the few intelligent lifeforms we all love ...

How in the world did TT remember Sal's quote?

Confused you, eh? Well... I'm glad, hehehe.

'sup with the word "quiggy"?

Well what's up with the word, "'sup"? I hate that.

Quiggy is a word I made up that means "cool", since I dun like saying "cool"... understand?

Of course you do.

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posted July 06, 2002 23:48     Click Here to See the Profile for snupy   Click Here to Email snupy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:

Why is my spanish so bad?

A: because you can't spell in spanish, english either

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!


How do you make a pig fly?

A: give her a plane ticket.[/i]



Not laughing now. I'm officially not speaking to you. I bet you're crushed.

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neotatsu
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posted July 06, 2002 23:48     Click Here to See the Profile for neotatsu   Click Here to Email neotatsu     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'll bite on that one, how in the hell DID Twinkie remember that quote...oh, and I'll bite me tongue on my answers for the rest of them

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Twinkle Toes
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posted July 06, 2002 23:54     Click Here to See the Profile for Twinkle Toes   Click Here to Email Twinkle Toes     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oop, BTW, GameMaster... not in a sexual way, but what did you mean I'm better than Frankie?

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GameMaster
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posted July 07, 2002 00:01     Click Here to See the Profile for GameMaster   Click Here to Email GameMaster     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I just caught that... Thanks snupy for pointing it out.. I've got a flame to write "frankie" in another thread.

My english isn't that bad, just my spelling. Hey, I didn't have to go back and retype that "B"... woohoo....

TT, yep, that time you were better than Zorro...

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posted July 07, 2002 01:34     Click Here to See the Profile for uilleann   Click Here to Email uilleann     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Quoting ZorroTheFox:
is it possible that she has a second ICQ account that she uses. I have a friend who has more than one and it is often impossible to catch her online
I'm not sure what that answer was about - some peculiar attempt at encouragement? If she has a second account, then she obviously doesn't intend for me to use it... I know she put her Yahoo! Messenger status on her site recently (for those who've not seen it, some services (ICQ, Yahoo!, maybe others) offer a URL which returns an image that shows that person's online status) but she knows I aways ran ICQ and AIM (and not Yahoo!) and again, there is an indication that she has no intention to, or has just forgotten about, chatting to me. And there is always e-mail - no matter how strongly she prefers real-time communication, she won't lose her soul by sending me an e-mail.

- uilleann

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posted July 07, 2002 04:55     Click Here to See the Profile for SpikeSpiegel   Click Here to Email SpikeSpiegel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
would u like to accept charges from a heywood ublome?

why does the moon look like cheese?

was tolkien a nazi?

why does everybody love george lucas chocolate? (im pretty sure i asked this question in some form a million times already.. but i dont really care)

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