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ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation.     
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posted August 16, 2002 15:44
   
[QUOTE]Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel: [B]will spike ask more stupid questions? A: the list will be amost endless will spike and gamemaster every leave zorro alone and stop asking questions? A: after My check clears Big Vinny will take care of everything will others join in with asking stupid questions? A: maybe, though most are smart enough to ask real questions Why doesn't superglue stick to its container? A: the container is made of extrasupernon-stick plastic. How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but just didn't have anything to jot it down on? A: 42 How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? A: scent trail sprayed along the path How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead? A: I don't though lesser being get frustrated easily If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it? A: the same reason I keep doing things, he enjoys it and doesn't care what enyone else thinks Why is the word abbreviate so long? A: because they forgot to abbreviate it Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons? a: you buy cheap lemon juice Fill in the blanks I had a portuguese teenage girl named Larry who liked breakdancing in cheese IP: Logged |
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ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation.
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posted August 16, 2002 15:46
quote: no, womyn will always have a chip on their shoulder, that is why I prefer women who like to be Dominated.........Z IP: Logged |
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snupy Highlie 
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posted August 16, 2002 16:50
<<A: bitchy, whiney, you get the picture You will pay for that. I don't know how, but I'll think of something. IP: Logged |
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SpikeSpiegel Highlie
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posted August 16, 2002 17:31
quote: lol a lot more creative than anything i came up with IP: Logged |
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SpikeSpiegel Highlie
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posted August 18, 2002 17:44
when will practice begin tommorrow? how many times have i seen lord of the rings? am i hungry? how do i make a voodoo doll? Life is hard compared to what? Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same? Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? If a dog sweats through his tongue, why does he have armpits? If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Who tows the tow trucks when they break down? If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? If a mute child swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap? When will humanity discover faster than light travel? How will we do it? Can i get a diagram of it? Why do bars advertise live bands? What does a dead band sound like? How can there be self-help groups? who are you? will nayt ever escape from THEM? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Is this enough to bludgeon you with for now? Should i add more? Why not? IP: Logged |
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ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation.
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posted August 18, 2002 19:48
quote: perhaps I could wiggle My butt then you could complain that I don't wiggle nearly as fast for men thus making it harder to kick for women >;o) .......Z IP: Logged |
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ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation.
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posted August 18, 2002 20:04
[QUOTE]Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel: [B]when will practice begin tommorrow? A: only after it has started how many times have i seen lord of the rings? A; more time than I am i hungry? A: yes, you are always hungry though you don't know it how do i make a voodoo doll? a: you can't only a qualified shaman can make such things. yours simply wont work Life is hard compared to what? A: death Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same? A; because you need to learn how to do something else after you do either Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? A: I have heard several called racists. Perhaps you should watch Greased Lightning some time. It stars Richard Prior as Wendell Scott, then only Black to ever win a Winston Cup event
A: those are leg pits silly If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? A: just because your ahead doesn't mean you are gonna win. It means to quit while you have the most you are gonna get, to continue would only mean to lose by even more Would a fly without wings be called a walk? A:no just grounded Who tows the tow trucks when they break down? A: bigger tow trucks If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? A: only the people behind you can see them If a mute child swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap? A: no, it still goes in the mouth, they wont learn the other way When will humanity discover faster than light travel? A: it already has, but we are not allowed to divulge that info yet. oops, I shouldnt have said that How will we do it? A: very quickly Can i get a diagram of it? a: yes but I'd have to kill you after you saw it. It isnt unclassified yet Why do bars advertise live bands? A; because dead bands woundt be worth advertising What does a dead band sound like? A; just listen to Linkin Park or any of that new crap that is out these days. any dead man can play better than them, come up with better lyrics too How can there be self-help groups? A: because anyone dumb enough to go to one thinks they can still henmp themselves who are you? A: death incarnate will nayt ever escape from THEM? A: no, they already know where he is Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? A: sick joke I guess Is this enough to bludgeon you with for now? A: yes Should i add more? A: no Why not? A: its bed time dummy..........Z IP: Logged |
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