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SpikeSpiegel Highlie Posts: 781 From: my chair Registered: Jun 2002	posted June 25, 2002 05:22 eh sorry... well im an immature person.. do i have another option? ------------------ VIVA! el wInDoZe! IP: Logged
uilleann Highlie Posts: 700 From: St Albans, Herts, England Registered: Apr 2002	posted June 25, 2002 05:54 Quoting SpikeSpiegel: eh sorry... well im an immature person.. do i have another option? Well, you also said, "its not that im stupid.. i just like acting like a retard... its fun" on June 16th. Thus, you may be immature, but "acting like a retard" is not an inseparable part of your behaviour. You aren't uncontrollably compelled to do it I imagine, and it would seem that certain people here would appreciate it if you didn't :) - uilleann IP: Logged
SpikeSpiegel Highlie Posts: 781 From: my chair Registered: Jun 2002	posted June 25, 2002 13:35 quote: Originally posted by uilleann: well, you also said, "[b]its not that im stupid.. i just like acting like a retard... its fun" on June 16th. Thus, you may be immature, but "acting like a retard" is not an inseparable part of your behaviour. You aren't uncontrollably compelled to do it I imagine, and it would seem that certain people here would appreciate it if you didn't - uilleann[/B] well.. i guess your right.. but i think your confusing me.. =/ ------------------ VIVA! el wInDoZe! IP: Logged
uilleann Highlie Posts: 700 From: St Albans, Herts, England Registered: Apr 2002	posted June 25, 2002 15:31 Oh dear, poor Spiky. Did I confuse you? pats Spiky's head There, be a good Spiky and run along now... - uilleann IP: Logged
SpikeSpiegel Highlie Posts: 781 From: my chair Registered: Jun 2002	posted June 25, 2002 17:13 haha... no... sadly im sitting here till my Rurouni Kenshin and Shaman King episodes finish downloading... so until then im not gonna be running anywhere... ------------------ VIVA! el wInDoZe! IP: Logged
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 From: Milton, WA, USA Registered: Oct 2001	posted June 25, 2002 20:29 quote: Originally posted by snupy: extra credit question, huh? Sounds like a challenge. What was Oscar Madison's middle name? i once heard it was harry, but that didn't sound right. his initials would have given Me too much resistance......Z ------------------ http://profiles.yahoo.com/zorro_solo IP: Logged
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 From: Milton, WA, USA Registered: Oct 2001	posted June 25, 2002 20:32 quote: Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel: eh sorry... well im an immature person.. do i have another option? there are always options, the best thing is to figure out who you are and be yourself. if others don't like it, find people who do >;o) .........Z IP: Logged
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 From: Milton, WA, USA Registered: Oct 2001	posted June 25, 2002 20:35 wow, and people complain that I always steer threads in another direction........Z ------------------ http://profiles.yahoo.com/zorro_solo IP: Logged
GameMaster Highlie Posts: 656 From: State of insanity Registered: Mar 2002	posted June 25, 2002 23:26 GRIN Funding? Funding? Heisenberg didn't have the funding? hangs head Exsactly what would go into your dungen? What meat do I want on my sandwich? Why is the entrence to the light bulb such a secret? What is your favorite liquid? How old is Snuppy? Why are so many people caught on this "reality TV" crap? Did you ever enjoy a "reality TV" show? Why is it "real estate" when your alive and selling, and "estate sale" when you've died? Where is the key to universe? Have you talked to a shrink about your problems with love? What is the most unigue and thughtful (unpreverted) way you have ever asked a girl out? Been Asked out? ------------------ <shameless plug> www.game-master.org </shameless plug> IP: Logged
neotatsu Uber Geek Posts: 887 From: A place my soul no longer resides Registered: Jun 2002	posted June 26, 2002 00:35 icky, reality tv sucks...just my 2c but as far as I'm concerned it's much more fun to go pound my head against a brick wall as hard as I can during the half hour/hour whatever the show may be... ------------------ Procrastination is like Masturbation. All your doing is fucking yourself! IP: Logged
SpikeSpiegel Highlie Posts: 781 From: my chair Registered: Jun 2002	posted June 26, 2002 04:46 everybody is obsessed with reality tv... because they dont have lives and they can enjoy life and social communication through reality tv.. ------------------ Amidameru! Hyoi Gattai!.. Oversoul! IP: Logged
spungo Highlie Posts: 766 From: Hell's toilet Registered: Jan 2002	posted June 26, 2002 05:24 I quite like reality TV. I have an idea for a show: what about Celebrity Enema? "This week on Celebrity Enema, Wynona Ryder gets a high colonic... it's time to steal shit from her... Next week - find out what kind of South American nuts were discovered up Sting's ass. Also, we'll be launching our Famous Faeces contest - can you name that turd in one?" ------------------ "It's the largest lingerie department in Ireland, so I'm told." IP: Logged
snupy Highlie Posts: 791 From: Chicago Registered: Mar 2002	posted June 26, 2002 09:36 hmm...such class,as usual, spungo. Survivor was great-I loved the psychology of the whole thing, the strategy(the 1st two, anyway). The human mind is amazing..but you can take all the reality shows that came after it and scoop them up in a pooper-scooper. ------------------ "Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance... ya know, make a little love... Well, pretty much get down tonight." IP: Logged
snupy Highlie Posts: 791 From: Chicago Registered: Mar 2002	posted June 26, 2002 09:38 Who's this Snuppy person?? IP: Logged
SpikeSpiegel Highlie Posts: 781 From: my chair Registered: Jun 2002	posted June 26, 2002 13:51 the first survivor was half decent... i cant stand other reality tv.. other than the mole.. i thought the first one was really good.. the second one is really stupid.. ------------------ Amidameru! Hyoi Gattai!.. Oversoul! IP: Logged
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 From: Milton, WA, USA Registered: Oct 2001	posted June 26, 2002 16:08 [QUOTE]Originally posted by GameMaster: [B]GRIN Funding? Funding? Heisenberg didn't have the funding? hangs head A: nope, sorry kiddo. A lot of mistakes are due to lack of funding and people being rushed to get things done. They tried to lower benchmarks where I work, the warranty rate went up as a result. Exactly what would go into your dungeon? A: if it can be used for deviant sexual behavior, it might be in My dungeon. What meat do I want on my sandwich? A: ham, peperoni, salami, bologna, beef, chorizo, and a little linguica. Why is the entrance to the light bulb such a secret? A: that too is a secret, sorry What is your favorite liquid? A: chocolate milk How old is Snuppy? A: I haven't met snuppy yet. I don't know Snupy's age, it is impolite to ask a woman her age. My mom was 21 for over 21 years >;o) Why are so many people caught on this "reality TV" crap? A: because the mindless dolts who watch most reality tv love to watch crap obviously >;o) The more intelligent bunch prefer the non-crap variety Did you ever enjoy a "reality TV" show? A: only if someone gets seriously hurt, otherwise it is a waste of time Why is it "real estate" when your alive and selling, and "estate sale" when you've died? A: they call it real estate because in the old days people would sell property that didn't exist. the government decided tho step in and all land had to be certified "real", thus the name real estate was born. An estate sale includes both the real estate and all belongings that are on the estate. You can still be alive and have your belonging sold in an estate sale if you have piled up enough debt to have your property siezed. Also drug siezure properties are sold in an estate sale. When Picasso died they had a surreal estate sale..............Z Where is the key to universe? A: in a safety deposit box which has a number equal to any number divided by zero. Have you talked to a shrink about your problems with love? A: I tried but after I started to tell him the reasons why he decided to become a shrink, he sent Me home. He didn't enjoy hearing about his life. I'll never trust another shrink again, they are a bunch of quacks who get paid to play with people's heads. What is the most unique and thughtful (unpreverted) way you have ever asked a girl out? A: I once spelled out what I wanted to say with hershey kisses and left a trail leading into the kitchen where I had a candle lit dinner waiting. Been Asked out? A: I was once pushed onto a bed by a rather aggresive girl. The sat on My chest and had both her hands holding down My arms. I was too stunned to resist. She "told" Me I was now her boyfriend wheather I liked it or not. Why can't they make more like her? ------------------ http://profiles.yahoo.com/zorro_solo IP: Logged
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 From: Milton, WA, USA Registered: Oct 2001	posted June 26, 2002 16:10 quote: Originally posted by snupy: Who's this Snuppy person?? apparantly a poor imitation of you, I hear she has more p..........Z ------------------ http://profiles.yahoo.com/zorro_solo IP: Logged
snupy Highlie Posts: 791 From: Chicago Registered: Mar 2002	posted June 26, 2002 16:34 A: I once spelled out what I wanted to say with hershey kisses and left a trail leading into the kitchen where I had a candle lit dinner waiting. Uh, can you give spungo a call.... There you go again betraying the gruff exterior... IP: Logged
snupy Highlie Posts: 791 From: Chicago Registered: Mar 2002	posted June 26, 2002 16:36 A: I was once pushed onto a bed by a rather aggresive girl. The sat on My chest and had both her hands holding down My arms. I was too stunned to resist. She "told" Me I was now her boyfriend wheather I liked it or not. Why can't they make more like her? Ahh..so that worked then? Mental note. IP: Logged
neotatsu Uber Geek Posts: 887 From: A place my soul no longer resides Registered: Jun 2002	posted June 26, 2002 22:20 aye, that would be great to have more females like that in this world...hehe ------------------ Procrastination is like Masturbation. All your doing is fucking yourself! IP: Logged
littlefish Super Geek Posts: 116 From: Edinburgh, UK Registered: Nov 2001	posted June 27, 2002 08:30 Is this the longest thread ever? Am I wise to prolong it by asking such an asinine question? IP: Logged
mephisto Highlie Posts: 648 From: Registered: Feb 2001	posted June 27, 2002 09:14 quote: Originally posted by snupy: A: I was once pushed onto a bed by a rather aggresive girl. The sat on My chest and had both her hands holding down My arms. I was too stunned to resist. She "told" Me I was now her boyfriend wheather I liked it or not. Why can't they make more like her? there are more like her. My wife being one of them.... beware the shy girl, she pretends well but then night comes ....... IP: Logged
SpikeSpiegel Highlie Posts: 781 From: my chair Registered: Jun 2002	posted June 27, 2002 11:55 quote: Originally posted by littlefish: Is this the longest thread ever? Am I wise to prolong it by asking such an asinine question? no im sure there is longer threads out there.. yes prolong as you much as you wish ------------------ Amidameru! Hyoi Gattai!.. Oversoul! IP: Logged
SpikeSpiegel Highlie Posts: 781 From: my chair Registered: Jun 2002	posted June 27, 2002 11:57 quote: Originally posted by mephisto: there are more like her. My wife being one of them.... beware the shy girl, she pretends well but then night comes ....... hahaha i hope to marry somebody like that when i get older.. ------------------ Amidameru! Hyoi Gattai!.. Oversoul! IP: Logged
GameMaster Highlie Posts: 656 From: State of insanity Registered: Mar 2002	posted June 27, 2002 13:43 Sorry, I wasn't watching the sreen, but the keyboard, I must have held the "p" down to long... Sorry, Snupy. BTW, Where didSnupy get her name? How many herseies kisses does it take to reach the university, from my house on the other side of town? Pinning you down and telling you, that you are her boyfriend is a romantic act? I guess everyone has their own idea of romantic. Do I want to cut my sandwich in half? Or maybe in quarters? What question should I ask next? IP: Logged
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 From: Milton, WA, USA Registered: Oct 2001	posted June 27, 2002 15:10 quote: Originally posted by snupy: A: I once spelled out what I wanted to say with hershey kisses and left a trail leading into the kitchen where I had a candle lit dinner waiting. Uh, can you give spungo a call.... There you go again betraying the gruff exterior... shhhhh, don't tell anyone. I don't put much effort into things anymore..........z ------------------ http://profiles.yahoo.com/zorro_solo IP: Logged
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 From: Milton, WA, USA Registered: Oct 2001	posted June 27, 2002 15:12 quote: Originally posted by snupy: A: I was once pushed onto a bed by a rather aggresive girl. The sat on My chest and had both her hands holding down My arms. I was too stunned to resist. She "told" Me I was now her boyfriend wheather I liked it or not. Why can't they make more like her? Ahh..so that worked then? Mental note. of course that worked, I meant I didn't have to put fourth any effort. I really go for girls who take all the guesswork out of the equation >;o) .............Z ------------------ http://profiles.yahoo.com/zorro_solo IP: Logged
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 From: Milton, WA, USA Registered: Oct 2001	posted June 27, 2002 15:14 [QUOTE]Originally posted by littlefish: [B]Is this the longest thread ever? A: I think so. it is the longest since I showed up anyway. Am I wise to prolong it by asking such an asinine question? A: sure, as long as I am allowed to give asinine answers IP: Logged
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 From: Milton, WA, USA Registered: Oct 2001	posted June 27, 2002 15:16 quote: Originally posted by mephisto: there are more like her. My wife being one of them.... beware the shy girl, she pretends well but then night comes ....... you are a lucky guy mephisto. maybe some day luck will fall My way, if I'm not assasinated by Jerry Falwell's minions first >;o) ..........Z IP: Logged
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 From: Milton, WA, USA Registered: Oct 2001	posted June 27, 2002 15:22 [QUOTE]Originally posted by GameMaster: [B]Sorry, I wasn't watching the sreen, but the keyboard, I must have held the "p" down to long... Sorry, Snupy. BTW, Where didSnupy get her name? A: she chose it of course How many herseies kisses does it take to reach the university, from my house on the other side of town? A: since herseies is a nonexistent company I'm unable to figure out the number. Seriously though, just measure every kiss in a bag and take the average diameter of the kisses. then measure the distance to the university. divide the distance to the university by the diameter of the kiss. Pinning you down and telling you, that you are her boyfriend is a romantic act? I guess everyone has their own idea of romantic. A: I like a woman who knows what she wants and isn't afraid to tell Me. I'm not saying a shy girl is a bad thing, but she has to be able to get My attention. Do I want to cut my sandwich in half? Or maybe in quarters? A: be a man and leave it whole. What question should I ask next? A: did the kisses thingy work .............Z IP: Logged
SpikeSpiegel Highlie Posts: 781 From: my chair Registered: Jun 2002	posted June 27, 2002 15:50 why am i so sore after football training? ------------------ Amidameru! Hyoi Gattai!.. Oversoul! IP: Logged
mephisto Highlie Posts: 648 From: Registered: Feb 2001	posted June 27, 2002 16:24 quote: Originally posted by ZorroTheFox: you are a lucky guy mephisto. maybe some day luck will fall My way, if I'm not assasinated by Jerry Falwell's minions first >;o) ..........Z Yep, won't disagree with that. Though she's not that badly off either. she's got someone who buys her original oil paintings and does 16 hour shifts just so he can see her early the next day after a 6 hour + trip to see her. also Z, good luck , my man. you're alright you know.....and thats as close as i can come to telling someone who is not her that they're alright...... *mephisto - "not an emotional kinda guy" IP: Logged
snupy Highlie Posts: 791 From: Chicago Registered: Mar 2002	posted June 27, 2002 16:26 A: did the kisses thingy work .............Z Well..did it?? IP: Logged
SpikeSpiegel Highlie Posts: 781 From: my chair Registered: Jun 2002	posted June 28, 2002 04:59 where has dualg disappeared to? i have nobody to flame ------------------ Amidameru! Hyoi Gattai!.. Oversoul! IP: Logged
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 From: Milton, WA, USA Registered: Oct 2001	posted June 28, 2002 14:26 quote: Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel: why am i so sore after football training? you need to get in better shape. Your coach must be doing a good job, if you weren't sore then you wouldn't be training hard enough. IP: Logged
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 From: Milton, WA, USA Registered: Oct 2001	posted June 28, 2002 14:28 quote: Originally posted by mephisto: Yep, won't disagree with that. Though she's not that badly off either. she's got someone who buys her original oil paintings and does 16 hour shifts just so he can see her early the next day after a 6 hour + trip to see her. also Z, good luck , my man. you're alright you know.....and thats as close as i can come to telling someone who is not her that they're alright...... *mephisto - "not an emotional kinda guy" thanks, I need all the encouraging words I can get............Z IP: Logged
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 From: Milton, WA, USA Registered: Oct 2001	posted June 28, 2002 14:30 quote: Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel: where has dualg disappeared to? i have nobody to flame he's hiding under a collection of Cowboy Bebop videos.........Z IP: Logged
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1911 From: Milton, WA, USA Registered: Oct 2001	posted June 28, 2002 14:37 quote: Originally posted by snupy: A: did the kisses thingy work .............Z Well..did it?? no. she told Me I needed help then left. Later I found out the only reason she dated Me in the first place was to get closer to one of My friends. He never gave her a chance so she lost on both counts. I have never asked anyone out again. If I do take a girl out somewhere I make sure never to refer to it as a date. I don't put much effort into relationships either. If they want Me, they have to come get Me. The ones who wait for Me will be waiting an awful long time. I hate seeing a lot of well planned out effort go to waste. If I am to play a game, it will be on My terms now. My games tend to be more fun for Me than them anyway........Z ------------------ http://profiles.yahoo.com/zorro_solo IP: Logged
SpikeSpiegel Highlie Posts: 781 From: my chair Registered: Jun 2002	posted June 28, 2002 15:15 quote: Originally posted by ZorroTheFox: he's hiding under a collection of Cowboy Bebop videos.........Z gulp id have to change my username then.. cowboy bebop cannot be corrupted by somebody like him.. ------------------ Amidameru! Hyoi Gattai!.. Oversoul! IP: Logged
snupy Highlie Posts: 791 From: Chicago Registered: Mar 2002	posted June 28, 2002 15:28 quote: Originally posted by ZorroTheFox: no. she told Me I needed help then left. Later I found out the only reason she dated Me in the first place was to get closer to one of My friends. He never gave her a chance so she lost on both counts. I have never asked anyone out again. If I do take a girl out somewhere I make sure never to refer to it as a date. I don't put much effort into relationships either. If they want Me, they have to come get Me. The ones who wait for Me will be waiting an awful long time. I hate seeing a lot of well planned out effort go to waste. If I am to play a game, it will be on My terms now. My games tend to be more fun for Me than them anyway........Z Oh, come on-you gave up after one try? Not all women are like that, Z.Just like all guys aren't jerks..oh, wait a minute... IP: Logged

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