"If the ladies don't find ya handsome, they should at least find ya handy."

"If it's supposed to move, and it doesn't, use WD-40. If it moves, and it shouldn't, use duct tape."

And my brother-in-law once made a poster in a college art class that read:

"MY TRUTH: ALL PIZZAS HAVE CHEESE"

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Originally posted by Punchcard:
EXTRA FOR EXPERTS: Now that you've got your glass of water, how do make a pin float on top of the water? (It can be done quite simply! Any takers?)

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freeze the water!
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1: Knowledge Is Power
2: Time Is Money
3: Power = Work/Time
=> Knowledge = Work/Money
=> Money = Work/Knowledge
=> The less you know, the more you earn.
4: Bill Gates is the richest human on earth.
=>Bill Gates it the most ignorant human on earth.
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DO NOT stick a model rocket igniter in a wall socket!

Lack of education will not be the biggest problem in the Future.The problem will be an excess of stupidity as more people fall below the incompetence line.

Nayt