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ASM65816 Geek Posts: 85 |
posted September 21, 2001 22:54
Entropy Increases with Time.... (especially so if you are desparately trying to reverse the trend.)
2nd (?) Law of Thermodynamics .... ------------------ IP: Logged |
DivaGeek Super Geek Posts: 142 |
posted September 22, 2001 01:00
A real geek girlfriend told me the following laws of electronics: The part needing replacing is always behind the panel with the most screws. Once you have removed the panel, you realise it's the wrong one. Upon replacing it, you will discover you forgot to replace the gasket. The hidden screw law: Upon removing the obvious four screws, you will discover a hidden 5th screw when you break the panel attempting to remove it. ------------------ IP: Logged |
Napoleon unregistered |
posted September 23, 2001 19:14
All animals are equal But some are more equal than others IP: Logged |
Xanoxt R'rilander Super Geek Posts: 239 |
posted September 24, 2001 08:11
quote: Gods made us all equal. Then came man and invented programming languages to correct that stupid fault. ------------------ IP: Logged |
quantumfluff Highlie Posts: 672 |
posted September 24, 2001 09:11
Never answer the phone if the caller ID says "private". Sex in the woods requires more mosquito repellant than you have. To get the true length of time a project will take, bring your initial estimate up to the next higher unit and add 1. A two day project takes 3 weeks, a 2 week project takes three months and a 2 month project takes 3 quarters. IP: Logged |
Mr Bill Alpha Geek Posts: 315 |
posted September 30, 2001 21:22
The one item you forget to take with you when you leave the house will be the one item you most need that day. IP: Logged |
DivaGeek Super Geek Posts: 142 |
posted October 01, 2001 00:49
The clothes you want are never in your size. ------------------ IP: Logged |
Xanoxt R'rilander Super Geek Posts: 239 |
posted October 02, 2001 14:20
The law you want to remember, you always don't remember wording of. ------------------ IP: Logged |
LostInColorado Geek Posts: 73 |
posted October 02, 2001 20:03
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules. ------------------ To the optimist, the glass is halfway full. IP: Logged |
plastic Super Geek Posts: 158 |
posted October 07, 2001 22:09
The one with the cute uniforms and the real big guns. IP: Logged |
Dukebytes unregistered |
posted October 08, 2001 05:42
RFC 1925 - love that one
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BaronCarlos Newbie Larva Posts: 2 |
posted October 18, 2001 16:23
Carlos' Survival Guide to Life, the Universe, and Everything. 1. Don't Panic and Always carry a Towel IP: Logged |
Punchcard Geek-in-Training Posts: 38 |
posted November 10, 2001 23:32
More Half-Glass-O-Water laws: ------------------------------ To the perpetually dissatisfied, the glass is ONLY half full. To the morbidly depressive pessimist, the glass is only half empty. Those of us who are familiar with applications of the laws of fluid dynamics know that the glass is completely full, but only half of its contents are liquid. :-B EXTRA FOR EXPERTS: Now that you've got your glass of water, how do make a pin float on top of the water? (It can be done quite simply! Any takers?) IP: Logged |
EngrBohn Highlie Posts: 686 |
posted November 11, 2001 03:27
Punchcard Now that you've got your glass of water, how do make a pin float on top of the water? Simple. Stick it in a cork. ------------------ IP: Logged |
LifetimeTrekker Alpha Geek Posts: 326 |
posted November 11, 2001 07:29
The problem with getting your ducks in a row is that, from the right angles, it's too easy to take them all out with one shot. IP: Logged |
xobender Alpha Geek Posts: 265 |
posted November 11, 2001 14:12
quote: If at first you don't succeed , send someone else in to fix it . Talk softly and carry a Stun gun . When ever your in a busy line never take the smaller line or the line your in will suddenly get shorter and faster than the smaller line you moved to . IP: Logged |
xobender Alpha Geek Posts: 265 |
posted November 11, 2001 14:21
quote: Hire an technical engineer and a couple of advisors ( someone to laugh while the job gets done ) and then hire a corkmaker who can't speak english to fit a proper cork for the application ( don't forget to hire a translator ) . that or.. My method : IP: Logged |
Steen SuperBlabberMouth! Posts: 1162 |
posted November 11, 2001 15:24
Most regular sized needles will float on water pretty easily if you simply lower them to the surface carefully. A paper clip bent out into an inverted V shape with little hooks bent at each end works well. IP: Logged |
Punchcard Geek-in-Training Posts: 38 |
posted November 12, 2001 03:16
Steen is almost correct. Anyond who mentioned corks is a cheater and should hang their head in shame. The correct way to make a pin/needle float on water is to first put a wet strip of paper on top of the water. Then settle the pin on top of the paper. Eventually, the paper will sink, leaving the pin floating on top of the water. Don't believe me? Try it! Okay, try it again. Hmmmmmm try it one more time, this time with paper that hasn't been laminated or plasitcated beforehand. And remember my favourite law: "With the magic of science, ANYTHING is possible!" Also remember, IP: Logged |
EngrBohn Highlie Posts: 686 |
posted November 12, 2001 03:38
I shan't hold my head in shame -- the pin will float; indeed, the pin will float with overkill. I don't do anything half-assed. And I'm not a cheater -- the problem specification mentioned nothing about floatation aids. Ergo, the presence and absense of corks both satisfy the preconditions. ------------------ IP: Logged |
Greg Wooledge Alpha Geek Posts: 254 |
posted November 12, 2001 08:22
EngrBohn gets points added for achieving a stable equilibrium instead of an unstable one. (The pin "floating" by itself on the surface tension of the water will sink if you bump the table the glass is sitting on.) However, since his implementation is more expensive than the one suggested by Steen or Punchcard, a point must be deducted. IP: Logged |
theJacob Super Geek Posts: 141 |
posted November 14, 2001 15:49
Barth's Distinction: There are two types of people: Those who divide people into two types, and those who don't. ------------------ IP: Logged |
Evilbunny Highlie Posts: 614 |
posted November 14, 2001 16:04
Don't worry until it happens... IP: Logged |
Punchcard Geek-in-Training Posts: 38 |
posted November 15, 2001 14:25
Fine, fine, use your corks then. But don't come swimming over to MY boat-O-pins-and-needles when you're all out of corks in a flood. IP: Logged |
ZorroTheFox SuperBlabberMouth! Posts: 1117 |
posted November 18, 2001 17:16
It is easier to regret the things you did, rather than the things you didn't do........Z IP: Logged |
Evilbunny Highlie Posts: 614 |
posted November 30, 2001 20:25
long thread... IP: Logged |
Swiss Mercenary BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1461 |
posted December 03, 2001 02:57
Not the longest that we have had though... (too lazy to go off and find it). IP: Logged |
Tau Zero BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1685 |
posted December 04, 2001 07:38
I'm sure it wasn't the orbital mechanics thread, was it? I think that one only won for density/opacity. IP: Logged |
Steen SuperBlabberMouth! Posts: 1162 |
posted December 04, 2001 09:49
The longest is, I'm sure, the one where newbies were encouraged to post which turned into dozens of people posting repeatedly just to up their post count. The orbital mechanics one was a lot more fun to read, though, and I'm sure it contained a much higher word count IP: Logged |
bizzybody Geek-in-Training Posts: 32 |
posted December 23, 2001 01:05
OK, here's one the older geeks should be familiar with. An unwatched dot matrix printer will always missfeed and jam. IP: Logged |
LifetimeTrekker Alpha Geek Posts: 326 |
posted December 23, 2001 10:28
quote: Bullshit! You can look right at it and watch it misfeed and jam every time you use the damn thing! IP: Logged |
BattyMac Newbie Larva Posts: 2 |
posted January 05, 2002 15:09
I suppose I've missed the bandwagon, this topic's a bit stale, but I'll add my two cents... "Need does not dictate entitlement" so there. ------------------ IP: Logged |
Evilbunny Highlie Posts: 614 |
posted January 06, 2002 17:24
Waiting for the bus is not a good thing if you happen to be the bus driver... Never say "oops" in the operating room... IP: Logged |
Evilbunny Highlie Posts: 614 |
posted January 06, 2002 17:25
Waiting for the bus is not a good thing if you happen to be the bus driver... Never say "oops" in the operating room... IP: Logged |
ZorroTheFox SuperBlabberMouth! Posts: 1117 |
posted January 06, 2002 18:56
If at first you don't succede, deny that you were ever trying......Z IP: Logged |
BlueAntoid Geek Posts: 63 |
posted January 07, 2002 14:45
The first 90% of any project will take the first 90% of the time, and the last 10% of said project will take the last 90% of the time. Oh, and this isn't really a law, but... Seminars se-mi-narz fr. "semi" and "arse," hence, any half-***ed discussion. IP: Logged |
Evilbunny Highlie Posts: 614 |
posted January 07, 2002 14:51
This is, quite possibly, the most intresting thread I have ever been on... IP: Logged |
EngrBohn Highlie Posts: 686 |
posted January 08, 2002 07:45
- BlueAntoid - Seminars se-mi-narz fr. "semi" and "arse," hence, any half-***ed discussion. Expert ek'spurt ex="has been", and spurt="drip under pressure". ------------------ IP: Logged |
SupportGoddess Highlie Posts: 527 |
posted January 11, 2002 16:28
If doing it could get you on the Jerry Springer show, don't. (Of course daytime television would lose a lot of viewers if everyone followed that... ) ------------------ IP: Logged |
Aiyana Geek-in-Training Posts: 39 |
posted January 13, 2002 11:02
An irrefutable law, in the immortal words of the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight... "An object at rest cannot be stopped!" Man, I miss the animated version of "The Tick"... IP: Logged |
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