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littlefish Geek 
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posted February 14, 2002 02:24
  
I felt truly geeky last night when I managed to win one of the quake3 arenas on Nightmare in single player mode. It made me so happy, I was trying to think back to the last thing in my life that had made me that joyous and I concluded that I couldn't remember anything in the past few months. Anyway, does anyone know how good you need to be to turn pro? I can't stand playing on the net with dialup becasue of the lag, but I need someone/thing to test myself against. Hmm - I always wanted cable.... IP: Logged |
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mephisto Assimilated 
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posted February 14, 2002 05:35
try this. also quake3 is not better than sex, talking from the point of view of an ex-amateur gamer who never went pro cause life interfered.....also i would suggest you try the ogl .....have fun and good luck....and may you succeed where i failed..... IP: Logged |
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trowelblister Super Geek 
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posted February 14, 2002 06:16
Nope, Q3 ain't better than sex. No game is, not even UT Tournament or Diablo 2. Nothing against games, I play constantly. But when given the choice, I'm outta that chair immediately,,,,, IP: Logged |
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quantumfluff Highlie 
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posted February 14, 2002 06:18
quake3 better than sex? Not! IP: Logged |
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mephisto Assimilated
Posts: 487 |
posted February 14, 2002 07:06
quote: you mean you've never tried sex in a chair? see thats what we geeks lack, inventiveness..... IP: Logged |
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EngrBohn Highlie
Posts: 686 |
posted February 14, 2002 08:35
- littlefish - Anyway, does anyone know how good you need to be to turn pro? Well, you're going to have to be good enough that you don't think a computer game is better! DaraSue might be able to help you go pro. I can't stand playing on the net with dialup becasue of the lag Well, at least you've got that part right -- sex is MUCH better face-to-face ... um, I mean in-person. I need someone/thing to test myself against. You've never tested yourself with someone else!? Well, it's no wonder you thing a computer game is better!. Hmm - I always wanted cable.... Zorro, I think that's your cue. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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trowelblister Super Geek
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posted February 14, 2002 08:52
quote: ,,,just not that particular chair,,,,, IP: Logged |
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littlefish Geek
Posts: 71 |
posted February 14, 2002 08:59
Well anyway, at least I have tried the chair thing and I am only saying that q3 is better than bad sex, which is all I've had in the last few months. Anyway, has anyone else managed or knows anyone who has managed Nightmare status? IP: Logged |
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mephisto Assimilated
Posts: 487 |
posted February 14, 2002 09:57
I do godlike in UT, I can do nightmare in Q3(with the railgun or the launcher) but i hate Q3....cause i'm used to UT....I love UT....actually, i was once planning on going pro but never did.... as for chairs, I'm partial to rocking chairs......and I've never had bad sex so i can't compare bad sex and q3.....*shrug...... IP: Logged |
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Akira Super Geek
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posted February 14, 2002 10:40
Even bad sex is better than Q3. However, there a few Q3 engine games that might upset that ranking...Alice comes to mind. But I say: why do these have to be mutually exclusive? A geek couple I'm friends with admitted one night (after several cocktails, admittedly) that there was one instance when they couldn't decided who got to use the computer for gaming that night, so as each person sat there gaming, the other was allowed to...erm...distract them, such that when one person died the other got to play. Apparently it went on for a few hours and they had so much fun that it's become a semi-regular event for them... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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iballoondesign Alpha Geek Posts: 283 |
posted February 14, 2002 12:02
A user who want to have sex with a programs? So, you want to be "Tron". Don't you? IP: Logged |
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BomberMan21 Geek Apprentice
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posted February 14, 2002 13:43
Sadly, I am still a virgin, so for me, gaming is better that sex. I'd definitaly rather play UT thatn jack off, in any case. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Steen SuperBlabberMouth!     
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posted February 14, 2002 17:36
Important note: If you're at work, school, a library, church or any other place where pulling up a porn site would be innappropriate (or if it would just offend you), do -not- click the link I posted below. Otherwise be brave, click the link and have a good laugh. Well... it seems to me there should be a compromise between those who think sex is better than the games and those who think the games are better than sex. Thinking this, I did a bit of searching on the web and, lo and behold, I have found the way for you all to resolve your viewpoints! You need to run your computer's sound output into your stereo, then go read this page and search for the word "stereo". (and if anyone's silly enough to try it, I don't wanna know) IP: Logged |
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ZorroTheFox SuperBlabberMouth!
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posted February 14, 2002 17:55
it all depends on the girl, but on the average I would have to say sex still holds the edge..........Z IP: Logged |
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quantumfluff Highlie
Posts: 672 |
posted February 14, 2002 20:34
quote:I'ld try it, but only with a tube amplifier, cause we all know that Tubes Rock! IP: Logged |
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macadddikt18 SuperBlabberMouth!
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posted February 15, 2002 10:41
for this geek, sex is kinda nasty, so yeah, quake is better then sex. But quake is not better than love Nayt ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Akira Super Geek
Posts: 182 |
posted February 15, 2002 11:17
quote: Actually, those voltage things are really safe and very...um, unique. This actually looks like it could have some interesting potential... ------------------ IP: Logged |
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quantumfluff Highlie
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posted February 15, 2002 19:45
quote: It is if you're doing it right! IP: Logged |
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macadddikt18 SuperBlabberMouth!
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posted February 15, 2002 21:51
NASTY, it is all nasty, i have not and i will not. NASTY NASTY NASTY. Nayt ------------------ IP: Logged |
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EngrBohn Highlie
Posts: 686 |
posted February 16, 2002 04:21
macadddikt18, don't interpret what I'm posting as saying that you should go out and try sex. And I'm not making fun of you. But your post had a certain ring to it, and if I don't post my thoughts, I'm going to burst... I will not try it in a car. edit - I have not, will not roll in the hay; ------------------ IP: Logged |
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ZorroTheFox SuperBlabberMouth!
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posted February 16, 2002 08:51
mmmmmmmmmm nasty sex, I suppose it would be best if I didn't describe it. Nasty sex beats nasty game play anyday.........Z IP: Logged |
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Steen SuperBlabberMouth!
Posts: 1162 |
posted February 16, 2002 14:03
macadddikt18 wrote: NASTY, it is all nasty, i have not and i will not. NASTY NASTY NASTY. Umm... if you feel that strongly about it, perhaps you need to seek therapy. It sounds like you have some serious problems and the world does not need another Ed Gein. EngBohn: IP: Logged |
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macadddikt18 SuperBlabberMouth!
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posted February 16, 2002 21:57
not more thearpy. I just got over my fear of girls. AHHHH......... Nayt ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Akira Super Geek
Posts: 182 |
posted February 17, 2002 00:35
EngrBohn, that was great! Maybe you could commission Nitrozac to illustrate it? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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SupportGoddess Highlie
Posts: 527 |
posted February 17, 2002 13:11
LMAO Engr, that was great!  ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Mr. Zarquon Alpha Geek Posts: 284 |
posted February 18, 2002 09:14
Engage entirely different parts of my brain. I mean, playing quake, im in fast problem solving / reaction time, with little actual physical movement. I get hyperfocused when I play for long enough times. Deep Hack mode works for quake too. Same with CS projects, once i finish the problem, there is a rush, but I can't stop thinking about the project until i get the whole thing done. Wait, except for much more physical movement, Sex and Deep Hack mode are almost the same for me. Hmmm. Well there goes my point. Well I can say that solving a cs project doesn't help me go to bed at night compared to good sex. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Janeway Super Geek
Posts: 234 |
posted February 18, 2002 10:41
quote: That was, um...disturbing. The only sex I've ever had is cybersex and I will say gaming is better than cybersex. Well, with the exception of this one guy that...well, I won't go into details. This was back in my "wild" college days. Since I was the only one who had an Internet connection, everyone would gather in my room and we'd have chat parties and type in all kinds of crazy stuff just to see who would write back. There was one guy we nicknamed Superman because he would type up all kinds of crazy stuff that wasn't even physically possible. Okay, nobody really needed to know that. IP: Logged |
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Steen SuperBlabberMouth!
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posted February 18, 2002 19:11
Janeway wrote: There was one guy we nicknamed Superman because he would type up all kinds of crazy stuff that wasn't even physically possible. Something tells me I'll regret asking, but like what? You can email me if you don't want to post it in the forums. IP: Logged |
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quantumfluff Highlie
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posted February 18, 2002 20:03
EngrBohn, that was great. IP: Logged |
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Janeway Super Geek
Posts: 234 |
posted February 20, 2002 09:31
quote: Well, let's just say he was either a mutated contortionist or else had the ability to warp the space/time continuum. I would hope for the latter, but that's just me. IP: Logged |
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Hello Super Geek
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posted February 20, 2002 19:38
My hope is that sex is better. If its not then I wont make such a big deal of it anymore. IP: Logged |
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macadddikt18 SuperBlabberMouth!
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posted February 20, 2002 20:01
but can we really compare the to? Nayt ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Akira Super Geek
Posts: 182 |
posted February 21, 2002 11:16
Sure! Why, just look at all the things sex and quake 3 have in common: - both can cause participants to suddenly utter strange cries of passion ------------------ IP: Logged |
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ZorroTheFox SuperBlabberMouth!
Posts: 1117 |
posted February 21, 2002 16:47
both require a lot of practice to master.......Z IP: Logged |
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Oldguy geek Alpha Geek Posts: 306 |
posted February 22, 2002 05:53
quote: Yeah, OK, but which one do you think people will still be talking about 100 years from now? How about 1000 years? IP: Logged |
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EngrBohn Highlie
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posted February 22, 2002 09:16
So, what you're saying is that Quake doesn't have "lasting" power? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Oldguy geek Alpha Geek Posts: 306 |
posted February 22, 2002 10:51
quote: Maybe Quake will be around longer than I give it credit for, but there are sex drawings on interior spaces in the pyramids of Egypt that can only have been put there by the builders. So, historical evidence seems to indicate that Quake 'civilization' will fade long before people stop being interested in sex. Though I have to admit if people stop being interested in sex, all civilization will fade ;-) IP: Logged |
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EngrBohn Highlie
Posts: 686 |
posted February 22, 2002 11:11
Now, waittasec. "Civilization" is a completely different game. Seriously, though. No, just a little less joking... That was meant to be a double entendre. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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plastic Super Geek
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posted February 22, 2002 12:27
You know there is a way to combine: 1. Chair 2. Quake 3. Sex Not sure how exactly though....maybe we should sit down in our thinking chair. :P ------------------ quote: IP: Logged |
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