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AudrieRyan_geekgirl Geek Posts: 73 From: The padded cell next to the fire escape Registered: Jun 2002	posted July 31, 2002 21:39 So, I was playing Uncle Wiggly with this girl then all of a sudden, something when wrong! KILLER BEES! You don't know a rash until you've seen it in 3-D! Wow! A million cows came flying through the void. Dear loard, where's your head, mommy? Sweet Jane, someone's put my leg to sleep! Anyway, the girl needs to change her diper because she's, like, 87 years old! It's really scary because she's like this big angry Mr. Potatoe Head without the mustasche. WITHOUT THE MUSTASHE!!! He's smoking the evil bong! OK, the CD keeps skipping even though I put the needle to the first groove. What's up with that? Then a Kung Fu marathon came on Telemundo, so the voices that were already out of synce are MORE out of synce. NOOOOOO! I do my mighty kung-fu kick for you!!!! See? I told you I can play the violin. Didn't say I could play it well. Something is attacking me legs. SpongBob! Give that poor snail his shell back! Stand back from my funky self. Oh, I love you my little exit wound. I'm going to keep you in a jar. Uh-oh, me spidar is crawling DOWN the waterspout!!!!! Sweet Jam and Jelly! I want to put butter on them children. Just wait till they pass, then get a strip of bacon... Jack and Jill went down the hill to fetch a pail of water. Silly Jill forgot her Pill and went down with a daughter. Hehehe. Silly punching-face monkey. I see da munkey, but he don't see me. Where's my snowcone? LOOK, daddy! The chicken is smiling!!!I touch my eye with my toungue. Pretty neat, eh? Yuppy guppy doo!!! Blargh!!! I am saying Blargh!!!!I am a hokey pokey girl! Get down and boogie! Uh! The chickens are on fire!!! They go GREAT with crackers!! My mom is not a virgin! ***Then they all died. The end. From the Manic Mind of Audrie Ryan.*** (If you're looking for the sense in this post, Hoy boy, are YOU ever in the wrong place!) ------------------ Insanity runs in my family-does stupity run in yours? IP: Logged
neotatsu Highlie Posts: 784 From: A place my soul no longer resides Registered: Jun 2002	posted July 31, 2002 21:55 thanks for mentioning it wasn't supposed to make sense at the end, it would've pissed me off for a while trying to figure out exactly what the heck was going on otherwise.. IP: Logged
Tyler Durden Super Geek Posts: 137 From: Richardson, TX Registered: Jul 2002	posted July 31, 2002 22:00 Isn't this what happens in Star Wars Episode III? -- Jack's Stupid Humor ------------------ GASOLINE: For Youth on the Move IP: Logged
SpikeSpiegel Highlie Posts: 668 From: my chair Registered: Jun 2002	posted July 31, 2002 22:57 i can wiggle my ass tooooo! ------------------ Be careful when your driving, 90% of people are caused by accidents IP: Logged
spungo Highlie Posts: 704 From: Hell's toilet Registered: Jan 2002	posted August 01, 2002 07:49 Hey, Audrie - after reading your opener there, I decided to name this icon after you. Ladies and Gentlemen, the Audrie Ryan ---> ------------------ CHEF: Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation? GENERAL: I don't listen to hip-hop. IP: Logged
spungo Highlie Posts: 704 From: Hell's toilet Registered: Jan 2002	posted August 01, 2002 07:54 quote: Originally posted by AudrieRyan_geekgirl: ...big angry Mr. Potatoe Head without the mustasche... Whoa!!! You're not Dan Quayle in disguise, are you? ------------------ CHEF: Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation? GENERAL: I don't listen to hip-hop. IP: Logged
spungo Highlie Posts: 704 From: Hell's toilet Registered: Jan 2002	posted August 01, 2002 07:59 Ahhh!!! Cruel irony! I just did a search for "dan & quayle & potatoe" on google - and at the top of the page, Google, of course, asks me... Did you mean to search for: *dan & quayle & potato.* The poor guy... even web services poke fun at him! ------------------ CHEF: Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation? GENERAL: I don't listen to hip-hop. IP: Logged
Snaggy Moderator Posts: 1737 From: Canada Registered: Jan 2000	posted August 01, 2002 08:16 OT, if that is possible in this thread... Is a potato a hourderve? IP: Logged
TheAnnoyedCockroach Highlie Posts: 729 From: Confusion (I've moved) Registered: Feb 2002	posted August 01, 2002 09:17 To that I say "pish tosh," not because it means anything but because it's just fun to say. Nice sig, Spungo ------------------ Wait! It's a trick. Get an axe. IP: Logged
chicgeek Super Geek Posts: 138 From: Houston, TX, USA Registered: Jul 2002	posted August 01, 2002 10:22 Would it be really geeky if I attempted to deconstruct Audrie Ryan's James-Joycesque stream of consciousness? OK ... here goes: (However, I prefer to let the 'Uncle Wiggly' reference alone -- I think it's sufficient to say that Freud would have a field day.) The fact that she's playing a game suggests that she, like many others, are taking life lightly and not necessarily looking for signs of war. The outburst 'KILLER BEES' represents her horror when she sees a swarm of fighter planes swooping in. The 'rash in 3D' represents the sudden reality of war -- blood, carnage and destruction, coming to life before her eyes. 'A million cows flying through the void' represents torpedos and bombs being dropped by the planes. When the bombs and torpedos hit, her mom's head is blown clear off -- hence the question, 'where's your head, mommy?' When Ryan says, 'someone's put my leg to sleep,' she is in shock and denial that she just lost her leg to a bomb, and she can't figure out why it won't work any more. The next part about the 87-year-old 'girl' needing to change her diaper represents how quickly life passes us by and how quickly we age, amid all the chaos. The dirty 'diaper' represents something the 'girl' did that Ryan thinks is shameful. When the 'girl' becomes a 'big angry Mr. Potatoe Head without the mustasche (sic),' Ryan expresses her fear at discovering that someone she thought she knew is a totally different person from whom Ryan initially thought she was. The panic over the lack of mustache signifies that something that she took for granted about that person is not necessarily a reality. This leads us to the 'evil bong.' The characterization of the bong as 'evil' is symbolic of the things modern society does to achieve a euphoric state in the midst of impending doom that would normally be frowned upon in a Judeo-Christian society. (i.e. -- like so many people procreating after the 9/11 incident.) Her exclamation mark indicates a shock at the potato's behavior. To sum up my deconstruction of the first two paragraphs: Ryan is just going on with her carefree life when disaster strikes. In the middle of destruction and loss, she discovers that her friend is not who she thinks she is, and is shocked that her friend is behaving in what she would consider an immoral manner. So you see: What Ryan is describing in her first paragraph is not only a postapocalyptic vision, but also a reflection upon discovering who the people around her really are. (I'm going to leave the rest of her entry alone, for lack of time and fear of boring my audience.) I think I just took geekiness to a whole new level. Hee, hee. IP: Logged
Rednivek Alpha Geek Posts: 302 From: Detroit/Windsor Registered: Feb 2002	posted August 01, 2002 10:54 I simply interpreted it to mean that Audrie is smoking the evil bong. IP: Logged
SpikeSpiegel Highlie Posts: 668 From: my chair Registered: Jun 2002	posted August 01, 2002 12:24 or has ingested a bit too many pixisticks ------------------ Be careful when your driving, 90% of people are caused by accidents IP: Logged
neotatsu Highlie Posts: 784 From: A place my soul no longer resides Registered: Jun 2002	posted August 01, 2002 13:28 pixie sticks mixed with her pop rocks and coke(not the soft drink, heh) IP: Logged
Jas Geek Posts: 75 From: Land of Blues Guitar Registered: Jul 2002	posted August 01, 2002 16:38 that... is your brain on drugs... lots of drugs... EVERY drug... ------------------ I. Love. MUSIC! IP: Logged
ilovemydualg4 Highlie Posts: 642 From: GASP THE 3RD DIMMENSION Registered: Mar 2002	posted August 01, 2002 16:41 we were on this bus on a field trip, and this kid had all of these pixi sticks, and he kept shouting "I'M GOING ON A TRIP WITH MY MAGIC PIXI STIX!" ------------------ �Water outside boat good. Water inside boat bad. Water in air bad� - �Tim� IP: Logged
SpikeSpiegel Highlie Posts: 668 From: my chair Registered: Jun 2002	posted August 01, 2002 20:25 hmmmmmmmm in elementary school we made home made pixi stix and sniffed them (i was quite the idiot back then.. fact i still am ) and compared to how audrie was behaving... we were ten times worse.. scary eh? ------------------ Be careful when your driving, 90% of people are caused by accidents IP: Logged
AudrieRyan_geekgirl Geek Posts: 73 From: The padded cell next to the fire escape Registered: Jun 2002	posted August 01, 2002 21:33 Tee-hee. I think you were all fooled by the title. Yes. That's just some of my craziness comming out. I make up stupid things like that all the time off the top of my head. (Gee, and I wonder why I was single for so long...) I am NOT on any drugs...I think...execpt for Prozac, Topamax, Buspar, Resperdal and Lithium. Wheeee! The sun is shining! Chicgeek, you are 2 cool. I was surprised by the overwhelming response to this post, seeing how I got 15 in one day just about. I'm amused, nontheless. I likey the little googly-eyed smilie, Spungo. It's sooo cute! Stay tuned for some more non-sensical ramblings! P.S. I DARE anyone to deconstruct the last paragraph!!! There will be a slice of gift-wrapped cheese in it for you. ------------------ Insanity runs in my family-does stupity run in yours? IP: Logged
nekomatic Assimilated Posts: 440 From: Manchester, UK Registered: Mar 2000	posted August 02, 2002 01:26 quote: Originally posted by Snaggy: Is a potato a hourderve? No, but potatoe can be... IP: Logged
spungo Highlie Posts: 704 From: Hell's toilet Registered: Jan 2002	posted August 02, 2002 06:56 quote: Originally posted by Rednivek: I simply interpreted it to mean that Audrie is smoking the evil bong. "Ah, that's some bong, that evil bong." "It's the best there is!" ------------------ CHEF: Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation? GENERAL: I don't listen to hip-hop. IP: Logged
chicgeek Super Geek Posts: 138 From: Houston, TX, USA Registered: Jul 2002	posted August 02, 2002 10:43 quote: Originally posted by AudrieRyan_geekgirl: Chicgeek, you are 2 cool. Thank you! ... Wait, if people think I'm cool, will that diminish my geekiness? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! The horror, the horror!!!!! ::Compulsively puts both feet behind head to ward off evil spirits of coolness:: There. That's better. IP: Logged
Xanthine Uber Geek Posts: 812 From: the lab Registered: Mar 2001	posted August 02, 2002 12:33 quote: Originally posted by spungo: "Ah, that's some bong, that evil bong." "It's the best there is!" Really? I thought it was a crack pipe. Either that or a syringe full of tweak. ------------------ Take by surprise and the world gives up resistance. - Tennesee Williams IP: Logged
AudrieRyan_geekgirl Geek Posts: 73 From: The padded cell next to the fire escape Registered: Jun 2002	posted August 02, 2002 19:17 I wrote this on the bottom of a speech I did for my English class really tiny so the teacher had to don his magnifying glasses to read it. Upon reading it, he smiled and told me I made his day. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ All Rights Reserved. Speech by Audrie Ryan, no matter what anyone says. I made this look really long to make you feel pretty inside. Moo. I'm downright pretty inside. My secret chicken recipe will never be yours!!! Wait a minute, are you implying that I'm fat? I have the hips but do you have the child? Ha! You wouldn't know woman if she came up and bit you in the ass! Mom, they keep laughing at me!!! Wait a minute, you're not my mom!!! Boo, boo, I'm a freak!!! Oh, the horror, the funky horror! Consume fish avec moi. You are all zombie thigh-fat people!!! I am like a gian flying potatoe!!! WHEEE!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If you subscribe to Mad Magazine, you understand the Evil Bong crack. Chicgeek, you are cool in a geeky way! If anyone says differently I'll wrap myself around their leg so they cannot move!!! Ha haha ha!!! P.S. Ha ha!!! ------------------ Insanity runs in my family-does stupity run in yours? IP: Logged
chicgeek Super Geek Posts: 138 From: Houston, TX, USA Registered: Jul 2002	posted August 02, 2002 20:45 Thanks, Audrie. If it makes you feel like a kindred spirit, or something, when I was going through my disturbed phase in high school I drew a brain with wings. It represented my brain leaving me. In that series, I drew a pic of the flying brain literally pooh-pooing on the world, and in the caption I wrote, "What my brain really thinks of the world." ------------------ "I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." -- Voltaire IP: Logged
GameMaster Highlie Posts: 622 From: State of insanity Registered: Mar 2002	posted August 04, 2002 03:17 Chick, if someone as cool (note me a geek) as audrie (another self proclaimed geek) thinks that you are cool... Doesn't that just reinforce your geekiness, and not threaten it? Audrie, might I just say that you were either on drugs or seriously in need of them... IP: Logged
SpikeSpiegel Highlie Posts: 668 From: my chair Registered: Jun 2002	posted August 04, 2002 04:46 hmmmmmmm i think i understood that one last from my lack of sleep we are zombie people and you are a giant flying potatoe eh? interesting.. ------------------ There are 3 kinds of lies; lies, damn lies, and statistics IP: Logged
AudrieRyan_geekgirl Geek Posts: 73 From: The padded cell next to the fire escape Registered: Jun 2002	posted August 09, 2002 14:04 Well, actually, I used to dabble in drugs but now I have prescription kind! I feel all gooey inside! Either that or I've been hit with the Ebola Virus... A funny thing happen to me recently. And this is true. I went to the doctor and as the nice lady was drawing blood from my arm, she asked me if I have pictures on Spymac.com and/or if I'm a regular poster on Geekculture.com, and I said, "Why yes I am" and she said, "OMG, that is sooo cool because I read your posts all the time!" and I was pretty freaked out! I asked her for a vile of my own blood and she happily gave it to me! I feel squishY! I'm going to paint my angels with the blood to make them look spppooookkyyy! Mr. Spikey dude, if I knew where your chair has been, I'd kiss you! Though, you would be chained to my bed and I would be dressed like a kitty. ------------------ Some people take yoga, other people take aerobics; I TAKE PROZAC!!!! IP: Logged
SpikeSpiegel Highlie Posts: 668 From: my chair Registered: Jun 2002	posted August 09, 2002 18:36 O.o well my chair is obviously here. should i be scared or excited your sig is hilarious ------------------ There are 3 kinds of lies; lies, damn lies, and statistics IP: Logged
Jas Geek Posts: 75 From: Land of Blues Guitar Registered: Jul 2002	posted August 10, 2002 19:35 quote: Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel: i can wiggle my ass tooooo! vomit wow this thread is a keeper... archive it! ------------------ I. Love. MUSIC! IP: Logged
SpikeSpiegel Highlie Posts: 668 From: my chair Registered: Jun 2002	posted August 10, 2002 22:18 i think that just might happen IP: Logged
ilovemydualg4 Highlie Posts: 642 From: GASP THE 3RD DIMMENSION Registered: Mar 2002	posted August 11, 2002 10:31 quote: Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel: i think that just might happen would it? ------------------ �Water outside boat good. Water inside boat bad. Water in air bad� - �Tim� IP: Logged
SpikeSpiegel Highlie Posts: 668 From: my chair Registered: Jun 2002	posted August 11, 2002 10:34 it might... if we click our heels three times and chant i wish i was back in kansas ------------------ Error, no keyboard - press F1 to continue IP: Logged
ilovemydualg4 Highlie Posts: 642 From: GASP THE 3RD DIMMENSION Registered: Mar 2002	posted August 12, 2002 04:10 quote: Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel: it might... if we click our heels three times and chant i wish i was back in kansas the heels on our red shoes ------------------ �Water outside boat good. Water inside boat bad. Water in air bad� - �Tim� IP: Logged

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