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Party L Sub 4 Newbie Posts: 7 From: Hope Registered: Feb 2002	posted February 15, 2002 21:38 To my dream geek: A geek should be nice, sympathetic and sweet. A geek should be obsessed with his mac A geek should only type in the language of leet. A geek should know the right way to hack. A geek should should be skin and bones or way too much meat. A geek should know how to smoke crack. A geek should eat cereals made of wheat. All of these things, a geek should not lack. Much love, Party L Sub 4 ------------------ Optional signature you may use to appear at bottom of your posts. Note: The Signature feature is currently enabled by this bulletin board's administrator. You may use UBB Code in this field, but not HTML. The UBB Code Image tag is not permitted, however. IP: Logged
SpacemanSpiff22 Geek Posts: 83 From: that place, with the house, and the food, and the...ahh, forget it. Registered: Jan 2002	posted February 15, 2002 21:45 Cool! I think I have all that covered except for the "a geek should know how to smoke crack" part... ------------------ A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. --Douglas Adams IP: Logged
macadddikt18 SuperBlabberMouth! Posts: 1126 From: In a world beyond your understanding Registered: Jan 2002	posted February 15, 2002 21:46 Well, i guess i am out of teh running. HA, i refuse to smoke anything. oh well, not like i was running anyway, or whatnot. Nayt ------------------ Through out your life you will wonder who THEY are. Then you find out who THEY really are. From then on you live you life in fear of THEM and you wish you never knew who THEY were. IP: Logged
Insomnia Geek Posts: 81 From: I live in a box Registered: Feb 2002	posted February 15, 2002 21:47 Hoorah! I still have hope... A cute girl doesn't mind geeks...do you all hear? A geek-lover!!! We may yet have a chance...hoorah...our hours of typing aren't in vain after all! Hours of leet Hours of smoking Hours of hacking it finally paid off Hoorah! With hope, Party L ------------------ Party L sub-category newcomer B will soon becom Party L sub 1 IP: Logged
Hello Super Geek Posts: 122 From: Registered: Feb 2002	posted February 16, 2002 07:22 Party L Sub 4 are you instagating that you are insomnia's fourth girlfriend. Is This possible or do you just not understand the language. If you want I'll explain it to you. So you never make such a dangerous move. Insomnia I must help you avoid service G. ------------------ Mr Jonsons window is my friend. IP: Logged
ZorroTheFox SuperBlabberMouth! Posts: 1117 From: Milton, WA, USA Registered: Oct 2001	posted February 16, 2002 08:28 wow, I bombed on the first requirement, then it only got worse.........Z IP: Logged
Party L Sub 4 Newbie Posts: 7 From: Hope Registered: Feb 2002	posted February 16, 2002 09:14 Actually Hello, Party M, I think, the spacey spiffy guy, explained the system to me and I think it's correct...though, he said, I might be called Party L sub B sub too perfect or what have you. In any case, I know what I said and meant what I said. Have a nice day, Party L Sub 4 IP: Logged
Insomnia Geek Posts: 81 From: I live in a box Registered: Feb 2002	posted February 16, 2002 10:15 hahah I have a sub-category that responded and wasn't completely and utterly ashamed of it...i'm the winner...sort of... Thank you Party L Sub 4, Party L ------------------ I was informed that the party language is annoying...Party L refuses to care...he is proud of the invention of Party N, which was patented by Parties M and G...who introduced the more in depth sub-categories...which reminds me that I hope that newcomer b will become Party L sub 1...and hopefully fulfill the XYZ affair... IP: Logged
SpacemanSpiff22 Geek Posts: 83 From: that place, with the house, and the food, and the...ahh, forget it. Registered: Jan 2002	posted February 16, 2002 11:21 Well now that I think about it, you really should be L sub C or some other such letter. Numbers are usually reserved for girlfriends. I suppose we can make an exception this time though. ------------------ A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. --Douglas Adams IP: Logged
Hello Super Geek Posts: 122 From: Registered: Feb 2002	posted February 16, 2002 11:35 So you wish to be party l sub four so be it you are now formaly know as insomias fourth girlfriend. You now take on all of the responsiblities of this duty. I am truly sorry. Love always Party G ------------------ Mr Jonsons window is my friend. IP: Logged
shogarde Geek Posts: 65 From: hmm...let's see. there's a leprichaun talking to me, maybe i'm in ireland Registered: Feb 2002	posted February 16, 2002 11:47 What is this? Who is this person with the sub and the 4 of Insomnia. You cannot enter the Party System without proper advisement and registration! Consult a professional before assigning yourself a title, such as myself, Hello, or Spaceman Spiff22. Hey, you're not invisible are you? ------------------ w0m8475 k!11 p30p13. ph34r 7h3m. I am favorable to asking you to hello. I having so far to walk... Must stop, and rest... Oooh, shiny penny! IP: Logged
Insomnia Geek Posts: 81 From: I live in a box Registered: Feb 2002	posted February 16, 2002 12:58 You guys, seriously she already asked both party M and I and we assigned her that...wouldn't that be her designation? Isn't that who she'd be? If you didn't realize, she's my x from ny. so i think it's correct...right? Anywho? Party L ------------------ I was informed that the party language is annoying...Party L refuses to care...he is proud of the invention of Party N, which was patented by Parties M and G...who introduced the more in depth sub-categories...which reminds me that I hope that newcomer b will become Party L sub 1...and hopefully fulfill the XYZ affair... IP: Logged
shogarde Geek Posts: 65 From: hmm...let's see. there's a leprichaun talking to me, maybe i'm in ireland Registered: Feb 2002	posted February 16, 2002 13:33 Alright, Insomnia. In that case her name would be Party L sub Pretend sub You Made Her Up sub Doesn't Exist. Or, Party L sub PUHDE for short. Refer to "her" as such. p.s. 59!ff \|)035n'7 k\|\\|0\|/\\| W\|-\|47 \|-\|3'5 741k!n' 480\|_\|7, 4\|\\|\|) \|\\|3!7\|-\|3r d0 j00. ------------------ I am favorable to asking you to hello. I having so far to walk... Must stop, and rest... Oooh, shiny penny! IP: Logged
shogarde Geek Posts: 65 From: hmm...let's see. there's a leprichaun talking to me, maybe i'm in ireland Registered: Feb 2002	posted February 16, 2002 14:00 j0 guys, this is the last time we can ever talk about the party system. It's getting on everyone nerves, and I actually want to stay part of this forum. Hey, uh Sarah- if that's actually you, you need to change your Screenname, sorry. thanks, Eric ------------------ w0m8475 k!11 p30p13. ph34r 7h3m. IP: Logged
Insomnia Geek Posts: 81 From: I live in a box Registered: Feb 2002	posted February 16, 2002 15:22 and it's over now...wait, no...now Insomnia ------------------ Red roses symblolize romantic love, Yellow roses symbolize the end on an affair, and White roses symbolize friendship and purity... IP: Logged
Hello Super Geek Posts: 122 From: Registered: Feb 2002	posted February 16, 2002 16:55 The afair ends now so sad yet so true IP: Logged
Evilbunny Highlie Posts: 614 From: A Calculus book near you... Registered: Nov 2001	posted February 18, 2002 09:25 Crack? Hmm... IP: Logged
Tau Zero BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1685 From: Registered: Jan 2000	posted February 18, 2002 09:32 Dang, I only hack code and weigh too much... that's only two out of seven! (Not that I'd want to fit the rest, except maybe for the Mac stuff.... I'm computer-agnostic save that I hate Microsoft.) IP: Logged
Ti Super Geek Posts: 156 From: Fort Collins Registered: Oct 2001	posted February 18, 2002 18:23 A geek should be brilliant and wise, A geek should be comfortable in their fur, A geek should be kind on the eyes, A geek should not be afraid to purr, A geek should not (yet) have any relationship ties, A geek should see my choice in apple and concur, But most importantly, A geek should be a her! Kevin -- At least thats for me :-) IP: Logged
SpacemanSpiff22 Geek Posts: 83 From: that place, with the house, and the food, and the...ahh, forget it. Registered: Jan 2002	posted February 18, 2002 21:06 quote: Originally posted by Party L Sub 4: A geek should know the right way to hack. Hopefully this means hacking in the good sense, not cracking. Otherwise, I'm down to 5 of 7 (eh, 4 I guess since I don't talk in 1337 except in situations where it is humorous, or when i'm very tired and trying to confuse shogarde. ------------------ A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. --Douglas Adams IP: Logged

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