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Party L Sub 4
Newbie

Posts: 7
From: Hope
Registered: Feb 2002

posted February 15, 2002 21:38     Click Here to See the Profile for Party L Sub 4     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
To my dream geek:

A geek should be nice, sympathetic and sweet.
A geek should be obsessed with his mac
A geek should only type in the language of leet.
A geek should know the right way to hack.
A geek should should be skin and bones or way too much meat.
A geek should know how to smoke crack.
A geek should eat cereals made of wheat.
All of these things, a geek should not lack.

Much love,
Party L Sub 4

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SpacemanSpiff22
Geek

Posts: 83
From: that place, with the house, and the food, and the...ahh, forget it.
Registered: Jan 2002

posted February 15, 2002 21:45     Click Here to See the Profile for SpacemanSpiff22   Click Here to Email SpacemanSpiff22     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Cool! I think I have all that covered except for the "a geek should know how to smoke crack" part...

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macadddikt18
SuperBlabberMouth!

Posts: 1126
From: In a world beyond your understanding
Registered: Jan 2002

posted February 15, 2002 21:46     Click Here to See the Profile for macadddikt18   Click Here to Email macadddikt18     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well, i guess i am out of teh running. HA, i refuse to smoke anything. oh well, not like i was running anyway, or whatnot.
Nayt

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Through out your life you will wonder who THEY are. Then you find out who THEY really are. From then on you live you life in fear of THEM and you wish you never knew who THEY were.

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Insomnia
Geek

Posts: 81
From: I live in a box
Registered: Feb 2002

posted February 15, 2002 21:47     Click Here to See the Profile for Insomnia     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hoorah!
I still have hope...
A cute girl doesn't mind geeks...do you all hear? A geek-lover!!! We may yet have a chance...hoorah...our hours of typing aren't in vain after all!
Hours of leet
Hours of smoking
Hours of hacking
it finally paid off
Hoorah!

With hope,
Party L

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Party L sub-category newcomer B will soon becom Party L sub 1

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Hello
Super Geek

Posts: 122
From:
Registered: Feb 2002

posted February 16, 2002 07:22     Click Here to See the Profile for Hello   Click Here to Email Hello     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Party L Sub 4 are you instagating that you are insomnia's fourth girlfriend. Is This possible or do you just not understand the language. If you want I'll explain it to you. So you never make such a dangerous move. Insomnia I must help you avoid service G.

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Mr Jonsons window is my friend.

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ZorroTheFox
SuperBlabberMouth!

Posts: 1117
From: Milton, WA, USA
Registered: Oct 2001

posted February 16, 2002 08:28     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
wow, I bombed on the first requirement, then it only got worse.........Z

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Party L Sub 4
Newbie

Posts: 7
From: Hope
Registered: Feb 2002

posted February 16, 2002 09:14     Click Here to See the Profile for Party L Sub 4     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Actually Hello,
Party M, I think, the spacey spiffy guy, explained the system to me and I think it's correct...though, he said, I might be called Party L sub B sub too perfect or what have you. In any case, I know what I said and meant what I said.

Have a nice day,
Party L Sub 4

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Insomnia
Geek

Posts: 81
From: I live in a box
Registered: Feb 2002

posted February 16, 2002 10:15     Click Here to See the Profile for Insomnia     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hahah
I have a sub-category that responded and wasn't completely and utterly ashamed of it...i'm the winner...sort of...

Thank you Party L Sub 4,
Party L

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I was informed that the party language is annoying...Party L refuses to care...he is proud of the invention of Party N, which was patented by Parties M and G...who introduced the more in depth sub-categories...which reminds me that I hope that newcomer b will become Party L sub 1...and hopefully fulfill the XYZ affair...

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SpacemanSpiff22
Geek

Posts: 83
From: that place, with the house, and the food, and the...ahh, forget it.
Registered: Jan 2002

posted February 16, 2002 11:21     Click Here to See the Profile for SpacemanSpiff22   Click Here to Email SpacemanSpiff22     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well now that I think about it, you really should be L sub C or some other such letter. Numbers are usually reserved for girlfriends. I suppose we can make an exception this time though.

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Hello
Super Geek

Posts: 122
From:
Registered: Feb 2002

posted February 16, 2002 11:35     Click Here to See the Profile for Hello   Click Here to Email Hello     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
So you wish to be party l sub four so be it you are now formaly know as insomias fourth girlfriend. You now take on all of the responsiblities of this duty. I am truly sorry.

Love always
Party G

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shogarde
Geek

Posts: 65
From: hmm...let's see. there's a leprichaun talking to me, maybe i'm in ireland
Registered: Feb 2002

posted February 16, 2002 11:47     Click Here to See the Profile for shogarde   Click Here to Email shogarde     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What is this? Who is this person with the sub and the 4 of Insomnia. You cannot enter the Party System without proper advisement and registration! Consult a professional before assigning yourself a title, such as myself, Hello, or Spaceman Spiff22.

Hey, you're not invisible are you?

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w0m8475 k!11 p30p13. ph34r 7h3m.
I am favorable to asking you to hello. I having so far to walk... Must stop, and rest... Oooh, shiny penny!

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Insomnia
Geek

Posts: 81
From: I live in a box
Registered: Feb 2002

posted February 16, 2002 12:58     Click Here to See the Profile for Insomnia     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You guys,
seriously
she already asked both party M and I and we assigned her that...wouldn't that be her designation? Isn't that who she'd be? If you didn't realize, she's my x from ny. so i think it's correct...right?

Anywho?
Party L

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I was informed that the party language is annoying...Party L refuses to care...he is proud of the invention of Party N, which was patented by Parties M and G...who introduced the more in depth sub-categories...which reminds me that I hope that newcomer b will become Party L sub 1...and hopefully fulfill the XYZ affair...

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shogarde
Geek

Posts: 65
From: hmm...let's see. there's a leprichaun talking to me, maybe i'm in ireland
Registered: Feb 2002

posted February 16, 2002 13:33     Click Here to See the Profile for shogarde   Click Here to Email shogarde     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Alright, Insomnia.

In that case her name would be Party L sub Pretend sub You Made Her Up sub Doesn't Exist.
Or, Party L sub PUHDE for short.

Refer to "her" as such.

p.s. 59!ff |)035n'7 k|\|0|/\| W|-|47 |-|3'5 741k!n' 480|_|7, 4|\||) |\|3!7|-|3r d0 j00.

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I am favorable to asking you to hello. I having so far to walk... Must stop, and rest... Oooh, shiny penny!

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shogarde
Geek

Posts: 65
From: hmm...let's see. there's a leprichaun talking to me, maybe i'm in ireland
Registered: Feb 2002

posted February 16, 2002 14:00     Click Here to See the Profile for shogarde   Click Here to Email shogarde     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
j0 guys,

this is the last time we can ever talk about the party system. It's getting on everyone nerves, and I actually want to stay part of this forum. Hey, uh Sarah- if that's actually you, you need to change your Screenname, sorry.

thanks,
Eric

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w0m8475 k!11 p30p13. ph34r 7h3m.

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Insomnia
Geek

Posts: 81
From: I live in a box
Registered: Feb 2002

posted February 16, 2002 15:22     Click Here to See the Profile for Insomnia     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
and it's over now...wait, no...now

Insomnia

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Red roses symblolize romantic love,
Yellow roses symbolize the end on an affair,
and
White roses symbolize friendship and purity...

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Hello
Super Geek

Posts: 122
From:
Registered: Feb 2002

posted February 16, 2002 16:55     Click Here to See the Profile for Hello   Click Here to Email Hello     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The afair ends now so sad yet so true

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Evilbunny
Highlie

Posts: 614
From: A Calculus book near you...
Registered: Nov 2001

posted February 18, 2002 09:25     Click Here to See the Profile for Evilbunny   Click Here to Email Evilbunny     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Crack?
Hmm...

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Tau Zero
BlabberMouth, the Next Generation.

Posts: 1685
From:
Registered: Jan 2000

posted February 18, 2002 09:32     Click Here to See the Profile for Tau Zero     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Dang, I only hack code and weigh too much... that's only two out of seven!

(Not that I'd want to fit the rest, except maybe for the Mac stuff.... I'm computer-agnostic save that I hate Microsoft.)

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Ti
Super Geek

Posts: 156
From: Fort Collins
Registered: Oct 2001

posted February 18, 2002 18:23     Click Here to See the Profile for Ti     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A geek should be brilliant and wise,
A geek should be comfortable in their fur,
A geek should be kind on the eyes,
A geek should not be afraid to purr,
A geek should not (yet) have any relationship ties,
A geek should see my choice in apple and concur,

But most importantly,

A geek should be a her!

Kevin
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At least thats for me :-)

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SpacemanSpiff22
Geek

Posts: 83
From: that place, with the house, and the food, and the...ahh, forget it.
Registered: Jan 2002

posted February 18, 2002 21:06     Click Here to See the Profile for SpacemanSpiff22   Click Here to Email SpacemanSpiff22     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Party L Sub 4:
A geek should know the right way to hack.

Hopefully this means hacking in the good sense, not cracking. Otherwise, I'm down to 5 of 7 (eh, 4 I guess since I don't talk in 1337 except in situations where it is humorous, or when i'm very tired and trying to confuse shogarde.

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