Which doesn't mean that it's excusable...

I actually I hate him with every ounce of my being, almost to the point where I've considered putting him onto a CD and placing the CD in my microwave (plus that just looks cool)

Click on the image for a whole set of clippy comics. Go Illiad GO!

Mephisto, you have commited the unforgiveable sin. I will now cast you from the garden of geekdom.
Clippy might be cute in another context, but if I want help I'll frickin' ask for it. As things currently stand, I didn't even install the office assistant when I got this machine.

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Originally posted by Xanthine:
Zorro, I did not need those images. Not right now, at least.

Mephisto, you have commited the unforgiveable sin. I will now cast you from the garden of geekdom.

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Originally posted by DUCT TAPE:
that is possibly the most disturbing thing i have ever heard. using microsoft products is bad enough, but that assistant annoys the living daylight out of me.

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Having a cat version of the assistant is an insult to felines everywhere. The Einstein one is an insult to the entire human race.

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Originally posted by mephisto:
zorro, you have the most interesting posts....honest...."fun with clippy"? how the hell do you manage that?......i think you need penance more than i do....i just think its cute for a poor ugly sucker....

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Originally posted by Xanthine:
Zorro, I did not need those images. Not right now, at least.

Mephisto, you have commited the unforgiveable sin. I will now cast you from the garden of geekdom.
Clippy might be cute in another context, but if I want help I'll frickin' ask for it. As things currently stand, I didn't even install the office assistant when I got this machine.

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forgive mephisto, for it is My mind that has corrupted this forum.........Z

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Originally posted by mephisto:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, let me back in......LET ME BACK IN.......
oh god, why must they hurt me so?
LET ME IN!......
*bangs at doors.....tries to get in but fails.....
fine...me and clippy will go off.....you geeks can be by yourselves......:P

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hey, no fair, now who am I gonna have fun with (come back clippy)..........Z

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Originally posted by platypus:
Could be worse. You could be dealing with Binky

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hmmmmm, okay mephisto can keep clippy, I am gonna spend some time getting to know blinky. how can anyone resist those eyes........Z

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Originally posted by Steen:
Zorro... before you spend too much time gazing into those eyes, you should probably know that Binky is a guy. He is available, but seems to be heterosexual since nobody suggests coding a boyfriend for him.

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who said anything about sex, it surely wasn't Me. but the fact that you would readily make such accusations tells Me alot about you. you don't spend alot of extra time in the locker room by chance? >;o) ......Z

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Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
who said anything about sex, it surely wasn't Me. but the fact that you would readily make such accusations tells Me alot about you. you don't spend alot of extra time in the locker room by chance? >;o) ......Z

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ahhh, nothing like the smell of fresh napalm, first thing in the morning. Fee fi fo fum, i think i smell a flamewar begining.....

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Originally posted by mephisto:
ahhh, nothing like the smell of fresh napalm, first thing in the morning. Fee fi fo fum, i think i smell a flamewar begining.....

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Only if you're foolish enough to take Zorro seriously.

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who said anything about sex, it surely wasn't Me.

I specifically said "gazing into those eyes", so you most surely are the only one who has said anything about sex.

but the fact that you would readily make such accusations tells Me alot about you. you don't spend alot of extra time in the locker room by chance?

I pointed out that the feminine looking eyes (and let's be honest here, they do look feminine with the whole mascara-overload look caused by the thickly drawn eyelashes) are in fact on a male character who, by virtue of probable heterosexuality, would also probably not appreciate another guy staring into them (and Binky has been known to get a bit testy, so that could be a bad thing).

Logic would indicate that I assumed you were heterosexual and had mistaken Binky's gender for that which you'd be interested in. Logic, however, had nothing to do with your response. Your complete misinterpretation of my statement an accusation of homosexuality (which is obvious what you interpreted it as since you then tried the accuse-the-accuser ploy and implied that I'm a homosexual), simply reeks of denial. Accusing the accuser is one of the oldest ploys, but it's rather self-indicting when you haven't been accused of what you're so vehemently denying in the first place.

Now, before you even start trying to turn that argument around on me, let me put it flat out: I'm a heterosexual man who feels no particular attraction to other men. I can say that I know this beyond the shadow of a doubt because, while I was in college, I wound up in a messy relationship with a bisexual man and his fiancee and had sex with both of them, both together and individually. The simple fact is that being with a guy doesn't excite or satisfy me the way being with a woman does. Let me say that again, even more simply: I tried sex with a man and determined that I am, in point of fact, heterosexual. I'll spare everyone any further detail on the matter because I know most of the people on these forums have no interest in my sex life and I've no desire to make them any more uncomfortable than necessary to stop.

Now, you little dominant wannabe idiot... you'll kindly note that this website is called geekculture.com rather than BDSM.com and nothing about the site indicates the people here come to engage in your fake dominant/submissive bullshit. You come here and you proceed to annoy people and intentionally post flame bait messages and then admit that you do it to get a rise of out people. We have a term for that... its called being a troll and trolls are not welcome. Even in the BDSM scene, playing such petty tricks is frowned upon if only because it�s non-consensual, which further makes me believe that you talk a lot, but most of what you say is utter crap. If you can�t behave yourself, why don�t you do everyone a favor and go the hell away.

editjust so you all know, most of the anger vented above is due stuff I can't say to the customer who's on the phone with me making my life miserable right now. normally I ignore Zorro's BS or tease him good naturedly, but just right now I really need to vent about things that would get me fired if posted on a public forum and Zorro's just making himself too convenient a targetfor the pent up anger (and his trollish behaviour in the past has pissed me off). having written this, I must say I do feel a lot less like killing customers, though.

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Originally posted by mephisto:
ahhh, nothing like the smell of fresh napalm, first thing in the morning. Fee fi fo fum, i think i smell a flamewar begining.....

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second, I run into alot of TV's (transvestites *for those who do not know*) so I am used to seeing nice eyes on anyone and am not afraid to compliment such, even on a male, I am secure in My sexuality and have no problem with alternative lifestyles.

Third, I never said which lockeroom you were in nor did I specify what your post told Me alot about, though I always like to let imaginations run wild.

Fourth, there was no need to reveal any of you life to Me, unless I actually ask, but I usually don't so you revalation of your past is very commendable, I salute you.

Fifth, I never denied any homosexuality on My part, though since you bring it up, I have not tried a man yet, I just havent found one that can compete with those lovely ladies, though I have had gay friends in the past and have been hit on by several gay men, so who knows, theres a first time for everything.

Sixth, I am a member of the Triskeli guild, a local BDSM community and am also a member of alt.com, bondage.com, fff.com, as well as several BDSM related communities where I am assistant manager on some of them. If you would like to see My photo, look up My handle on yahoo, I am zorro_solo

Seventh, if My tricks are non consensual, then why do they respond to them, just by responding shows Me consent, therefore I am free to have My fun. If that makes Me a troll then so be it, I have so much fun doing it, hell, I even have a pair of Shrek ears. the people in the BDSM community enjoy My antics which shows your knowlege of the lifestyle, if you would like to join one of My BDSM communities on MSN, just email Me at [email protected] and I will send you the link, but only if you promise that you are really over 18 and not some pretender

Lastly, I enjoy people using Me to vent, I am used to being used. It is the one constant in My life that I know well. You can torment Me till you are blue in the face, or fingers, and it wont faze Me one bit, or get much of a rise out of Me. So since I made you feel better by allowing you to release your anger and not take it out on your customers, am I really all that bad. Everyone needs anger in their life, I enjoy helping to release it. I think this might even be My longest post, I wish you would shorten your posts a bit so I can respond more easily, but I guess I need a long reply once in a while.

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Only if you're foolish enough to take Zorro seriously.

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hey, don't give away My secrets, then i will have no one to talk to >;o) .............Z