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SupportGoddess
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posted August 29, 2001 23:07     Click Here to See the Profile for SupportGoddess   Click Here to Email SupportGoddess     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
...or any night for that matter? What? You don't have any?

Well there is always #AfterY2K on irc.slashnet.org

Yes, I know I am reiterating something that has been posted before. But this is for the benefit of anybody that may not have been around when those discussions were current. And since this particular forum has awakened from the dead lately I thought I would keep the trend going.

***Disclaimer***
I can't promise you love, or even conversation necessarily. But at least you can lurk with the rest of us while you are looking for those things

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"Be uncomfortable; be sand, not oil, in the machinery of the world" -German poet Gunter Eich (1907-72)

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Lex
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posted August 30, 2001 08:21     Click Here to See the Profile for Lex   Click Here to Email Lex     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
For some reason I can never seem to get on slashnet. Most recently it has been telling me that the /user command my IRC client gives doesn't have enough parameters. I've tried a few things, but I'm no IRC junkie, so I have no clue. Slashnet apparently won't let me join any channels until I've entered a proper /user command, but what is that command?

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Roceal
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posted August 30, 2001 10:16     Click Here to See the Profile for Roceal   Click Here to Email Roceal     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I've never ever needed to use /user. Just connect to irc.slashnet.org and then /join #aftery2k. What client are you using? Perhaps you are using a reserved nick of some sort? I'd recommend a) trying a different client (I've used mirc for Windoze, ircle for Mac, and bitchx for Linux all with no problems) and b) trying a different nick. Don't type /user at all if that's what you're doing. You shouldn't need it.

P.S. It may be one of the slashnet servers that's behaving funkily. I generally connect to perdition.slashnet.org. There's no mention at all of /user when I connect. Which makes me wonder-- maybe your irc client is running some kind of script when you connect that includes that /user command?

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Lex
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posted August 30, 2001 13:34     Click Here to See the Profile for Lex   Click Here to Email Lex     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yes, it does do a /user during its login, and slashnet gives me a funny error and won't let me do anything. I'll try and make it not send any /user, then I'll try ircle instead.

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Angry Rooster
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posted August 30, 2001 23:24     Click Here to See the Profile for Angry Rooster   Click Here to Email Angry Rooster     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
IRC is good.

All must join.

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SupportGoddess
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posted August 31, 2001 00:05     Click Here to See the Profile for SupportGoddess   Click Here to Email SupportGoddess     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
prepare to be assimilated

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Angry Rooster
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posted August 31, 2001 18:33     Click Here to See the Profile for Angry Rooster   Click Here to Email Angry Rooster     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I was going to toss a "Resistance is futile." in there, but decided not to, glad to know someone finished the thought process though

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"Eagles may soar, but roosters don't get sucked into jet engines."

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SupportGoddess
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posted September 02, 2001 15:38     Click Here to See the Profile for SupportGoddess   Click Here to Email SupportGoddess     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
For everyone that didn't stop into #AfterY2k on irc.slashnet.org on Saturday night, this is what you are missing... well, ok, maybe not *missing*...

The undead invade #AfterY2K
Bull3t and Meckamon duke it out
Preferred castration techniques...

Its all here:

--------Log Starts Here--------------------

MeckaMon dies.
AngryRooster likes to giggle, just because of the response he gets.
FireSnake peers curiously at mecka
lemko: poor thing.
MeckaMon: Don't you peer at me!
FireSnake: we better move him out of here...
FireSnake: before he starts to smell.
lemko takes MeckaMon by the feet
AngryRooster takes his wallet.
FireSnake takes his shoulders
lemko drags him out of the channel.
FireSnake helps.
MeckaMon thinks it would be very appropriate to be kicked now.
AngryRooster takes his shoes.
bull3t sprays air freshener
lemko acts like he's brushing dust off his hands.
FireSnake: but we better put a sign on him that says "died of natural causes"
AngryRooster: Good idea.
lemko: Let's put a tag on his toe.
LostInColorado mutters a few prayers...
FireSnake: otherwise people might think we did something to him.
lemko puts a tag on MeckaMon's toe.
AngryRooster: Yeah, that's why I took his shoes :o)
MeckaMon 's head spins.
FireSnake: uh oh...
lemko: He's not dead!
FireSnake: no, dont be silly...
lemko kills MeckaMon.
FireSnake: that *always* happens with dead people
MeckaMon: This little one belongs to me now!!
lemko: sorry!
MeckaMon dies again
LostInColorado is getting worried about a undead MeckaMon...
MeckaMon: Brains...
lemko: Man, must be tough dying all the time like that.
LostInColorado slaps MeckaMon around a bit with a large trout
MeckaMon: Stop that.
lemko: I love that sketch.
FireSnake: mecka, dead people arent supposed to talk.
LostInColorado: No reactions... He must be dead...
bull3t pulls a max payne and jumps at meckamon in slow-mo while shooting him with dual mac-10s
MeckaMon: FireSnake: I'm undead.
FireSnake: hmmm....
MeckaMon: Brains...
LostInColorado is looking for a stake or a cross...
bull3t shoots mecka in the head cause that kills zombies
MeckaMon eats bull3t's brains.
lemko: Er, what about brains, Mr. Undead Man?
lemko: oog.
bull3t: uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggggggg
FireSnake: undead people can only use verbs and nouns.
bull3t gets up and craves brains
lemko: hehe.
bull3t goes to bite fire
LostInColorado found a cross...
FireSnake casts protection from undead
LostInColorado swings it a bull3t
lemko: Ooh, good.
bull3t gets ready to bite her, but asks firsts
FireSnake: heh... you cant :)
MeckaMon throws a shoe at FireSnake.
bull3t isn't affected cause he's an atheist
bull3t: :)
lemko: gnyaa!
MrJ bites FireSnake, just because he's not undead
LostInColorado reminds bull3t that no means no...
FireSnake: it isnt protection from believer undead
bull3t: what?
bull3t: i didn't bite her
lemko: I could cast ^G...
FireSnake: its protection from undead
bull3t bites lemko
FireSnake: ow J
MeckaMon: But it's not protection from shoes.
bull3t eats lemko's arm
LostInColorado: I think he refers to the cross bit...
AngryRooster ran away about five minutes ago, and shows up with a wrecking ball for the un-undead people to escape on.
bull3t: yay!
FireSnake: only if the shoes are undead. :)
MeckaMon throws shoes of varying size, shape, and color at FireSnake.
bull3t: AR is the zombie savior!
LostInColorado jumps on the wrecking ball....
AngryRooster: Everyone knows undead can't climb things.
MeckaMon: Hoorah!
FireSnake is hoping for a cool pair of docs.
bull3t gives fire his pair of cool docs
AngryRooster said the UN-undead.
bull3t: SHIT
bull3t: m/me eats AR
FireSnake climbs on wrecking ball
bull3t: lol
MeckaMon attempts to climb the wrecking ball, but is hit with it repeatedly.
LostInColorado found MrJ's manual and throws it at bull3t and MeckaMon
MeckaMon undies.
MeckaMon: Hey, thanks!
bull3t shinces his 14 hole docs and straps 'em on ;)
FireSnake casts uneaten by undead on AR
AngryRooster: lol
lemko: oog, I'm dizzy. Wish I had my other arm...
bull3t laughs
bull3t: :)
bull3t gives lemko's arm back
bull3t: lol
lemko: Ah, thank you.
AngryRooster is uneaten.
bull3t dances a jig
MeckaMon reminds everyone that killing an undead person makes them un-undead, and thus alive.
bull3t: ha!
LostInColorado is confused...
bull3t dances another jig
MeckaMon: Well, that was cetainly an odd interlude.
lemko 's arm goes "pop" as it goes back into its socket.
bull3t: when did lemko turn into a ninja turtle action figure?
bull3t: lol
LostInColorado: So what happens when an un-undead person dies again? Do we get an un-un-undied person?
FireSnake kills bull3t to un undead him
lemko: hehe
MeckaMon: Yes.
bull3t: thanks fire
bull3t dances yet another jig
MeckaMon: But every time a once-undead person dies, he becomes undead until he dies again.
lemko: That sucks.
MeckaMon: Brains....
bull3t: when did being undead include HTML-like tags?
bull3t: lol
MeckaMon: They're short?bull3t~c> lol
MeckaMon: All modifiers can be used with Hypertext Monkey Language.
LostInColorado: undead.dtd
lemko: goog.
bull3t dances YET ANOTHER jig.
MeckaMon: Ook ook.
lemko: He must be stopped!
bull3t dresses like a leprechaun and dances *YET ANOTHER* jig
MeckaMon shoots bull3t with nonlethal suction cups.
FireSnake: Offers mecka a banana.
lemko goes "nnnnnoooooooooo" in slo-mo.
bull3t gives lemko a pot of gold
LostInColorado yanks off the cup in a sharp motion...
MeckaMon fires one point-blank
bull3t: OUCH
MeckaMon: Dodge THIS.
lemko: Mm, gold. Yum!
MeckaMon takes the banana.
bull3t: watch where you shoot those cups!
lemko eats the gold.
bull3t: that shit tears hair out!
MeckaMon throws a Sprite can at bull3t's tender regions.
FireSnake: was it empty?
MeckaMon: (Note: This happened to one of my friends)
MeckaMon: NO!
lemko: ouch!
FireSnake: ouch.
bull3t: Mecka, soda cans don't hurt
LostInColorado watches bull3t writtling in pain on the flor...
bull3t: that much anyways
MeckaMon: He was on the ground for a while.
MeckaMon: They do when they're thrown at your groin!!
FireSnake: it depends on how hard it is thrown.
bull3t: my friend seems to think its nice to hit me in the balls at least 5 times a day
bull3t: so i'm used to it
AngryRooster: Bull3t can whittle?
LostInColorado: "Sorry dude... I missed..."
FireSnake: and if it is empty or full
lemko: It was full, apparently.
MeckaMon: LostInColorado: It was more like, "Here, catch"
Digital ([email protected]) has joined channel #AfterY2K
bull3t: mecka, i was once kicked in the nuts repeatedly by a young man wearing steel capped boots
LostInColorado: lol
bull3t: THAT hurt
MeckaMon pucnes bull3t in the kidneys.
bull3t: OUCH
bull3t laughs at mecka's weak nerd arms ;)
MeckaMon: s/pucn/punch
bull3t breaks mecka's neck for touching him
bull3t: :)
MeckaMon: I will crush you, girly man!
Signoff: Digital (Quit: )
Digital ([email protected]) has joined channel #AfterY2K
MeckaMon:
bull3t: girly man?
bull3t: lol
FireSnake gets some popcorn and watches
bull3t rips mecka in half
maswan: hehe
LostInColorado gets 2 cans of pop...
bull3t eats mecka
MeckaMon: I am going to be squashing your head like a grape!
lemko steals the popcorn. Yum!
maswan: that is one funny saturday night live :)
LostInColorado trows a can at lemko
bull3t beats lemko senseless for taking fire's popcorn
FireSnake steals popcorn back
lemko: ouch.
lemko turns undead.
bull3t: shit
bull3t shoots lemko
lemko: Brains?
bull3t: there
LostInColorado: not again...
bull3t: lol
maswan: when they have Arnold Schwartenegger on and do the Hanz & Franz thingie. :)
FireSnake kills lemko and turns him alive
MeckaMon: bull3t: If you annoy me again, I'll snap your suspenders so hard, it'll open a hole in space-time and launch you into the Jurassic period.
lemko: Thanks, I needed that.
LostInColorado pulls his shotgun, just in case.
MeckaMon: Or I'll give you an atomic wedgie.
bull3t: mecka
Digital takes the shotgun and replaces it with an old slingshot.
bull3t: i don't wear undies
bull3t: :)
bull3t dances a jig naked
FireSnake: MITIN
LostInColorado uses the slingshot to throw rocks at digital
MeckaMon: Then I'll neuter you with a rusty spoon.
FireSnake: lemko : np
Digital: ow! ow!
bull3t: OUCH
LostInColorado: lol
FireSnake: mecka, i prfer fishing line and a razor blade... less mess
Digital pulls out that aforementioned shotgun,and gives it back to LostInColorado.
FireSnake: prefer, even
MeckaMon: I'll stick a catheter in your eye!
AngryRooster winces
LostInColorado hands the slingshot back to digital.
MeckaMon remembers never to anger FireSnake.
Digital then upgrades the slingshot into a Tech .50 fusion pistol.
LostInColorado: Rubber bands work great to neuter sheeps... Might work here to...
AngryRooster already knew that.
LostInColorado says "shit!"
bull3t is very very sad
Digital starts to charge the fusion pistol.
AngryRooster already knew not to anger firesnake, not the bit about neutering sheep...
Digital: still charging....
lemko is glad we're not underwater or we'd all die.
LostInColorado thinks it may be a good idea to make peace with digital...
FireSnake: actually i saw the fishing line and razor blade used on a sheep...
Digital: still charging...
AngryRooster pushes the "Water On" button.
MeckaMon: Digital: This isn't DBZ!!!
bull3t leaves cause he's sad
Signoff: bull3t (Quit: damn russian mobsters..)
lemko: Not a good idea.
FireSnake: the rubberband just cuts off circulation til the part falls off.
lemko: Fire: that's just nasty.
MeckaMon makes a virgin sacrifice for no easily discernable reason.
Digital just lets it charge and puts it on a random chair.
FireSnake: lemko : its the same way they do tails.
AngryRooster: Well actually, I knew the bit about neutering sheep too, but the statement was directed at not angering fire :)
LostInColorado starts to move away from the chair... and verifies that the shotgun is charged...
lemko breaks the chair, thereby dropping the fusion pistol into the water.
lemko: Oops!
Digital: lemko!
FireSnake ducks
Digital: you're going to harm that ecosystem!
LostInColorado runs screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lemko is shocked, shocked!
MeckaMon throws toxic waste in the water
LostInColorado jumps behind the other chair
Digital realizes that body of water is that same water that lemko sees on the webcam all the time.
lemko climbs out the window.
MeckaMon loots and pillages.
lemko: That's it! It was some kind of complex.
lemko: I had to kill that lake thingy...
LostInColorado looks up from behind the chair, wondering why the fusion pistol did not blow up yet...
lemko throws the fusion pistol out the window.
lemko: Works better for Pfhor anyway.
Digital notices that it's still charging....must be old batteries.
AngryRooster throws it back in the window.
MeckaMon catches the pistol in midair and shoots it in a random direction.
lemko: aaaaugh!
lemko: I am shot!
Digital then fishes out an old fish.
MeckaMon: Saving throw vs. plasma!
lemko takes a saving throw.
AngryRooster steals Digital's fish.
lemko got 192... I think I have to try again.
LostInColorado shoots the fish with the shotgun, missing AR's hand by little...
AngryRooster slaps Digital around a bit with a large trout.
LostInColorado slaps LostInColorado around a bit with a large trout
LostInColorado says ouch!
lemko: I love that sketch.
Digital flies off the harbor.
Digital: and into the water.
lemko: you mean harbour.
Digital: oops.
lemko: gnyaa!
LostInColorado: uh?
lemko: harbor and harbour... huge diff there.
LostInColorado: Isn't it like color and colour?
FireSnake sits in a corner and waits for it all to start making sense again
lemko: well yes... your point is?
lemko: Don't worry, Fire, it won't.
FireSnake: i think ill just sit here for a while then.
LostInColorado tries to find another shell in his pockets...
Digital: why did you request my PING?
lemko: I felt like it.
Digital: oh,ok
lemko: I got 1 second.
Digital sees a phor behind lemko.
lemko goes ouch.
Digital fishes out another fusion pistol.
LostInColorado is getting confused...
Digital then....
FireSnake: come sit over here lost.
lemko: Bad Marathon references.
Digital: ...bonks the phor on the head with it.
FireSnake: this is the confused person corner
LostInColorado sits by Fire
MeckaMon is frightened.
LostInColorado: This is getting strange...
Digital: indeed.
lemko: No need for alarm, folks...
FireSnake wonders why mecka is frigntened
LostInColorado starts to pull chairs around the corner to build a fort.
lemko: move along, folks, please step lively.
MeckaMon is confused, and has therefore become frightened.
FireSnake hangs some blankets on them to block out all the weirdness

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"Be uncomfortable; be sand, not oil, in the machinery of the world" -German poet Gunter Eich (1907-72)

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bull3t
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posted September 02, 2001 15:47     Click Here to See the Profile for bull3t   Click Here to Email bull3t     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
/me dresses like a leprechaun and dances a jig


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<? echo "bull3t 0wnz j00"; ?>

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Steen
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posted September 02, 2001 20:17     Click Here to See the Profile for Steen   Click Here to Email Steen     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh sure... you start logging -after- I leave

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SupportGoddess
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posted September 03, 2001 05:11     Click Here to See the Profile for SupportGoddess   Click Here to Email SupportGoddess     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Blame Zilo for this one - he started it all :) Some of this has been edited, mostly spelling, extraneous remarks, and things like LOL or :) to help keep it a little shorter and improve the flow. I don't know that it worked, so my apologies to anyone that witnessed this bit of tomfoolery :)

------Begin Log Here-----------------------
Zilo: he's an imposter :)
FireSnake: it is ze evil moose and squirrel, zey have disguised zemselves as bull3t!
bull3t passes out
Steen: don worddy... ve kill moose and squirrel and then fearless leader vill reward us
AngryRooster: ahh, it is fortunate you see zrough disguise
AngryRooster never saw the motion picture...
FireSnake: fearless leader is sleeping right now... you vant i should vake him?
Steen: no, vee keel moose and squirrel, then vee vake him
FireSnake: ah... very good... if ve vake fearless leader he vill distract us from mission by vantink to be petted.
FireSnake: (cisco is fearless leader for anyone that missed that episode.)
AngryRooster: zen he'll vant a buscuit.
Steen: ahh... I was wondering
AngryRooster senses another web comic coming on...
FireSnake: and i vill have to go afk to get it
Steen: this makes the second time in my life I've been taking orders from a dog
Steen sticks artificial moose antlers on bull3t
FireSnake: ah-ha! zee? it *is* moose...
FireSnake: squirrel must be nearby!
FireSnake looks alertly for squirrel
Steen: yehs... now vee just find squirrel while moose sleeps, then vee keel both
AngryRooster puts flight cap and goggles on MrJ.
FireSnake ties up moose vith duct tape
FireSnake: ah ha! AR has found squirrel!
bull3t thinks this sounds like a kinky porno
FireSnake: qviet moose!
AngryRooster: It's a good zing he is AFK so ve can catch him easy.
Steen pounces on squirrel and ties him (her? what was rocky) back to back with moose
FireSnake: yes... never again shall ve have an opportunity like zis.
AngryRooster: Rocket J. Squirrel I believe was a guy...
Steen: zis well be our greatest triumph! vee just set up death trap like zo...
AngryRooster: could have easily been female though :)
FireSnake: ve need a pit...
Steen hoists a boulder up using a ridiculously thin rope and ties it off over a pit that's filled with spikes
bull3t stirs
FireSnake: and ve set candle under rope like so....
FireSnake sets candle under rope.
AngryRooster: now ve leave zem vith a handy yet humorous method of escape and turn our backs to stare at ze pit.
Steen: now ve tie moose and squirrel to zees pole and vee lay zee pole over zee pit like zo
bull3t wakes up
FireSnake: a nearby plank on a treehouse zat ze can swing rope too vill do trick
bull3t: what the hell are you god damn russians doing here?
bull3t: why the hell am i tied up?
FireSnake: you are moose...
AngryRooster reapplies duct tape to mooses mouth.
bull3t: and why did you kill my sidekick??
bull3t: MMMPH!
FireSnake: ve see zrough your silly disguise.
bull3t: MMPH MMMPH MPH!
Steen: squirrel is not dead. yet. zoon you veel both be dead and then vee will be great heroes to pottsylvania
bull3t points to the tape on his mouth and motions to take it off
FireSnake: and ve have not killed your sqvirlly sidekick... he is afk...
FireSnake takes off tape
FireSnake: any last vords?
AngryRooster thinks moose is very flexible to be able to point at his mouth while he's tied up.
FireSnake: hey, its a cartoon :)
bull3t: what i pointed with, i won't say..
bull3t: lets say i'm talented
AngryRooster: It's more than that, it's an IRCartoon :)
FireSnake: me thinks zat vas more information zan she needed from moose
Steen is reminded of FireSnake's flexibility comment earlier, but lets that pass
bull3t: what do you spies want with me?
Steen: ve vant to keel you
bull3t: why?
bull3t is now known as m00z3
m00z3 goes into l33t mode
FireSnake: ve need to destroy you... you are ze last bastion of democracy zat stand betveen us and vorld domination...
m00z3: d3m0cr4cy?
m00z3: fux0rz th4t
Steen: besides... fearless leader veel promote us when ve keel you
FireSnake: and ve are ze bad guys... ve are supposed to.
m00z3: t4k3 0v3r th3 w0rld.. g0 4h34d
FireSnake: it is in ze script.
Steen: zee? page twenty zeven
m00z3: oh, ok
FireSnake: right zere...
m00z3: sh1tz0rz!
m00z3: z0m30n3 h3lpz0rz m3!
FireSnake: now ve stare over zere...
m00z3 escapes
m00z3 is now known as bull3t
bull3t: yar!
Steen: and steek our fingers een our ears because there veel be a huge kaboom ven zee rock falls
FireSnake sticks fingers in ears
bull3t is now known as bull3t-m00z3
Steen sticks heez fingers een heez ears
FireSnake: KABOOM!!!!
bull3t-m00z3 laughs
AngryRooster sticks fingers in ears too late.
bull3t-m00z3 laughs as AR goes deaf
bull3t-m00z3 is now known as bull3t
FireSnake: ah ha... zat is ze end of moose and sqvirrel
Steen: ahh... surely moose and squirrel and dead now. vee go vake up fearless leader and tell heem good news
FireSnake: and ve vill all be promoted.
Steen: and zen vee take over zee world
FireSnake goes to vake up fearless leader
Steen laughs maniacally, yet humorously
FireSnake: ... vith dog biscuit in hand
AngryRooster remembers way back to when fearless leader was never shown, just his outline :o)
FireSnake: he vagged his tail.
Steen: yes... ve vill surely be promoted!
FireSnake: surely!
AngryRooster: zis is good! hooray!
Steen breaks out ze champagne
bull3t bursts into the fearless leader's office and machine guns the spies and their leader
FireSnake gets glasses
Steen pours
FireSnake: ah... but ve are all vearing supportgoddess undervear....
AngryRooster asks that his glass be bulletproof.
FireSnake: endorsed by mindy :)
bull3t is now known as m00z3
FireSnake: evil russians only use bulletproof glasses
Steen: everyzing russia makes eez bulletproof... even zee bread
AngryRooster: Excellent.
Steen: even ze toilet paper
Steen winces
FireSnake shudders
AngryRooster: zat's vy it's good to be spy, ve get fancy american style toilet paper
FireSnake: vhich is much better...
FireSnake: ve are only spies for ze toilet paper really.
m00z3 drops a big cage over all the spies
FireSnake: oh no! Ve are trapped!
Steen: mooze and squirrel! zey cannot be alive!
FireSnake~u~c> how could zey have escaped?
Steen: oy... fearless leader eez going to be upzet
FireSnake: ve vill give him many bicuits.
FireSnake: and zis means no promotion.
AngryRooster runs and hides for an undisclosed amount of time.
FireSnake: and now ve must take blame ourselves....
FireSnake: hey, vait...
Steen: yez?
FireSnake: ve are in big cage...
FireSnake: zere is novhere for AR *to* run.
FireSnake: but...
Steen: he eez on ze perch staring at zee mirror pretending to be parrot
AngryRooster uses his highly metabolic slim body to escape between the bars...
FireSnake: if ve tunnel underneath perhaps ve can escape...
m00z3 dances a jig
Steen finds two very tiny spoons
Steen: zis is going to take a vhile
FireSnake stops... and looks at AR running from between bars and AR pretending to be parrot
FireSnake: hmmm
Steen: perhaps he eez trying for zee insanity plea
FireSnake: or else...
FireSnake: he has utilized the invisibility field plus ze holographic distraction generator?
Steen sticks his hand into the space where AR should be to see what happens
FireSnake watches expectantly
Steen is promptly zapped in a huge flash of light and appears as a blackened, smoking figure
AngryRooster rather likes this instantaneous chain story
FireSnake: i guess ve know ze truth...
Steen: Yez... zat vould be ze holographic generator
Steen falls over
FireSnake props steen up
FireSnake: ve must get out of zis cage!
Steen: vait... I have idea!
FireSnake: before moose and sqvirrel come to destroy us!
FireSnake: vhat?
Signoff: MrJ (Quit: z)
AngryRooster: Squirrel escaped!
FireSnake: dratted sqvirrel!
Steen: fearless leader veel bee even more angry
AngryRooster turns off invisibility field.
Steen gets the holographic generator and tosses it into the bird water dish... the resulting explosion blows a hole in the cage and throws everyone out the nearest window
FireSnake looks slightly charred and disheveled
Steen still looks barbequed
Steen: zee... vee are out. now vee vill leave country and come for moose and squirrel another day
FireSnake: zey may have triumphed today, but like herpes, ve shall return!

AngryRooster: Tune in for our next episode: 'Bullwinkle Goes to Press' or 'All the Moose That's Fit to Print'

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