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Alien Investor Assimilated Posts: 494 From: New York City Registered: Jan 2000	posted August 15, 2002 10:59 Three mathematicians are at a math conference talking about their relationships. The first mathematician says: "it's best to have a wife. You get married, you get to know each other, you settle down". The second mathematician says: "it's best to have a girlfriend. You see her when you want to, you leave her alone when you want to, you don't have all the stress." The third mathematician says: "it's best to have a wife and a girlfriend. That way, when you're not around, your wife thinks that you are with your girlfriend, your girlfriend thinks that you are with your wife, and you have time to do some good mathematics!" IP: Logged
SpikeSpiegel Highlie Posts: 781 From: my chair Registered: Jun 2002	posted August 15, 2002 11:56 heh good one i know a similiar version except you replace the first two doctors with an arcitecht and lawyer and the last with a computer programmer IP: Logged
Erbo Super Geek Posts: 246 From: Denver, CO, US Registered: Jan 2000	posted August 15, 2002 23:45 And the version I heard involved a Kennedy Space Center engineer, a Johnson Space Center engineer, and (last) a Jet Propulsion Laboratory engineer. ------------------ Electric Minds - virtual community since 1996. http://www.electricminds.org IP: Logged
spungo Highlie Posts: 772 From: Hell's toilet Registered: Jan 2002	posted August 16, 2002 01:07 Hey - what did the constipated mathematician do?... he worked it out with a pencil! ------------------ "No longer empty and frantic like a cat tied to a stick, that's driven into frozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at weakness), calm, fitter, healthier and more productive, a pig in a cage on antibiotics." IP: Logged
ilovemydualg4 Highlie Posts: 740 From: GASP THE 3RD DIMMENSION Registered: Mar 2002	posted August 16, 2002 04:06 hahahahahahaha ------------------ 'Excuse me, I have to go blow somethign up..... It's a military thing....'-Col. Jack. O'Neil IP: Logged
EngrBohn Uber Geek Posts: 920 From: United States Registered: Jul 2000	posted August 16, 2002 05:10 - spungo - he worked it out with a pencil! Thanks. I pretty much gave up hope on being able to ever tell that joke, since the punchline I'd heard (in my case, for a constipated engineer) just isn't as ... um ... believable anymore: ... he worked it out with a sliderule. ------------------ cb Oooh! What does this button do!? IP: Logged
snupy Highlie Posts: 794 From: Chicago Registered: Mar 2002	posted August 16, 2002 06:43 quote: Originally posted by spungo: Hey - what did the constipated mathematician do?... he worked it out with a pencil! I think the thing that makes you most endearing is your sophisticated sense of humor. IP: Logged
spungo Highlie Posts: 772 From: Hell's toilet Registered: Jan 2002	posted August 16, 2002 06:53 quote: Originally posted by snupy: I think the thing that makes you most endearing is your sophisticated sense of humor. Sophistication? Don't talk to me about sophistication, lass - I've been to Yorkshire. Aye. (oooh ... it's time for me bread'n'dripping!...) ------------------ "No longer empty and frantic like a cat tied to a stick, that's driven into frozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at weakness), calm, fitter, healthier and more productive, a pig in a cage on antibiotics." IP: Logged
snupy Highlie Posts: 794 From: Chicago Registered: Mar 2002	posted August 16, 2002 07:00 ...lass??? Oooh, are you going to speak sternly to me now? IP: Logged
snupy Highlie Posts: 794 From: Chicago Registered: Mar 2002	posted August 16, 2002 08:14 Well, are you???? IP: Logged
spungo Highlie Posts: 772 From: Hell's toilet Registered: Jan 2002	posted August 16, 2002 08:35 Yes I am, little missy!!! Now, since you've been so impertinent I'm afraid it's off to bed for you - and no supper!!! (...well, I may give you something to eat later on... ) ------------------ "No longer empty and frantic like a cat tied to a stick, that's driven into frozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at weakness), calm, fitter, healthier and more productive, a pig in a cage on antibiotics." IP: Logged
snupy Highlie Posts: 794 From: Chicago Registered: Mar 2002	posted August 16, 2002 08:46 quote: Originally posted by spungo: Yes I am, little missy!!! Now, since you've been so impertinent I'm afraid it's off to bed for you - and no supper!!! (...well, I may give you something to eat later on... ) would that be from the protein food group??? Now I'm going to hell for sure! IP: Logged
spungo Highlie Posts: 772 From: Hell's toilet Registered: Jan 2002	posted August 16, 2002 08:55 quote: Originally posted by snupy: ...would that be from the protein food group??? Hm. Maybe. Just as long as it doesn't count as fast food, I suppose... ------------------ "No longer empty and frantic like a cat tied to a stick, that's driven into frozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at weakness), calm, fitter, healthier and more productive, a pig in a cage on antibiotics." IP: Logged
snupy Highlie Posts: 794 From: Chicago Registered: Mar 2002	posted August 16, 2002 08:58 yes, cause that would be premature of us. IP: Logged
Alien Investor Assimilated Posts: 494 From: New York City Registered: Jan 2000	posted August 16, 2002 10:52 quote: Originally posted by EngrBohn: ... he worked it out with a sliderule. I don't wanna know where that slipstick's been slippin' ! IP: Logged
snupy Highlie Posts: 794 From: Chicago Registered: Mar 2002	posted August 16, 2002 16:53 For those of you who missed the first episode, that was "Horny people having text sex, part 2", brought to you by snupy and spungo. Sorry. IP: Logged
Steen BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1472 From: Maryville, TN, USA Registered: Jan 2000	posted August 16, 2002 17:19 snupy wrote: For those of you who missed the first episode, that was "Horny people having text sex, part 2", brought to you by snupy and spungo. Sorry. Just be sure to mop up anything that landed on the floor and we'll forgive you IP: Logged
snupy Highlie Posts: 794 From: Chicago Registered: Mar 2002	posted August 16, 2002 17:42 LOL! Thanks, Steen. I always have a mop handy these days. I come prepared. IP: Logged
snupy Highlie Posts: 794 From: Chicago Registered: Mar 2002	posted August 16, 2002 17:48 Bad snupy. bad, bad snupy.slap edit: Where's Zorro when you need him? IP: Logged
Alien Investor Assimilated Posts: 494 From: New York City Registered: Jan 2000	posted August 16, 2002 23:17 quote: Originally posted by snupy: edit: Where's Zorro when you need him? The bondage camp people think that Zorro is having text sex on geek culture ... The geek culture people think that Zorro is off at bondage camp ... He's probably off doing some math! IP: Logged
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1912 From: Milton, WA, USA Registered: Oct 2001	posted August 18, 2002 19:12 quote: Originally posted by Alien Investor: The bondage camp people think that Zorro is having text sex on geek culture ... The geek culture people think that Zorro is off at bondage camp ... He's probably off doing some math! I did a math teacher, does that count. I helped her with her curves and she made sure I knew the figure well. the best thing about a math teacher is if you do it wrong the first time, she makes you do it over and over 'till you get it right. If you are lucky she will let you get in some extra credit >;o) .............Z IP: Logged
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1912 From: Milton, WA, USA Registered: Oct 2001	posted August 18, 2002 20:08 quote: Originally posted by snupy: LOL! Thanks, Steen. I always have a mop handy these days. I come prepared. do you come before you mop, that would make the most sense >;o)....Z IP: Logged
cheezi git Newbie Posts: 7 From: the left nostril of my cat Registered: Aug 2002	posted August 19, 2002 05:14 some people prepare to come... IP: Logged

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