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Steen
BlabberMouth, the Next Generation.

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From: Maryville, TN, USA
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posted August 07, 2002 19:08     Click Here to See the Profile for Steen   Click Here to Email Steen     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
1. It is important to find a lover that cooks and cleans.

2. It is important to find a lover that makes good money.

3. It is important to find a lover that likes to have sex.

4. It is especially important that these three lovers never meet.

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SpikeSpiegel
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From: my chair
Registered: Jun 2002

posted August 08, 2002 16:53     Click Here to See the Profile for SpikeSpiegel   Click Here to Email SpikeSpiegel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
haha thats great

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annie
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From: somewhere in Canada
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posted August 09, 2002 15:59     Click Here to See the Profile for annie   Click Here to Email annie     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Funny!

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Janeway
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From: Cyberspace, Delta Quadrant
Registered: Sep 1999

posted August 10, 2002 18:36     Click Here to See the Profile for Janeway   Click Here to Email Janeway     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Steen:
....4. It is especially important that these three lovers never meet.

Ever hear of menage a trois?

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SpikeSpiegel
Highlie

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From: my chair
Registered: Jun 2002

posted August 10, 2002 19:32     Click Here to See the Profile for SpikeSpiegel   Click Here to Email SpikeSpiegel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Janeway:
Ever hear of menage a trois?


it wouldnt quite be a menage a trois... if my french isnt tooooo rusty id say it was a menage a quatre

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Steen
BlabberMouth, the Next Generation.

Posts: 1467
From: Maryville, TN, USA
Registered: Jan 2000

posted August 10, 2002 20:17     Click Here to See the Profile for Steen   Click Here to Email Steen     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Janeway wrote:
Ever hear of menage a trois?

*whistles innocently... 23% innocently, at least*

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Jas
Super Geek

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From: Land of Blues Guitar
Registered: Jul 2002

posted August 16, 2002 16:32     Click Here to See the Profile for Jas   Click Here to Email Jas     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i'd be happy with a lover who knows how to order pizza... and right now sex is just so out of range i've completely forgotten about it.

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neotatsu
Uber Geek

Posts: 857
From: A place my soul no longer resides
Registered: Jun 2002

posted August 16, 2002 23:04     Click Here to See the Profile for neotatsu   Click Here to Email neotatsu     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jas:
i'd be happy with a lover who knows how to order pizza... and right now sex is just so out of range i've completely forgotten about it.



heh, mine wouldn't even need to order pizza for me, I don't eat often enough for it to matter. I just wish I had somone who actually lived a bit closer..

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