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Cap'n Vic
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posted July 10, 2002 12:14     Click Here to See the Profile for Cap'n Vic   Click Here to Email Cap'n Vic     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
As told to me by a 5 year old who lives down the street......


How do you clean a dirty Tuba?
With a Tuba-toothpaste.

What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner.

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I used to work at a factory where they made fire hydrants; but you couldn't park anywhere near the place.

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SpikeSpiegel
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posted July 10, 2002 18:39     Click Here to See the Profile for SpikeSpiegel   Click Here to Email SpikeSpiegel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
omg omg omg those are hilarious

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FatGnome
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posted July 11, 2002 21:20     Click Here to See the Profile for FatGnome   Click Here to Email FatGnome     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I guess a groan is as good as a laugh. =-)

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Evilbunny
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posted July 15, 2002 10:05     Click Here to See the Profile for Evilbunny   Click Here to Email Evilbunny     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
When I was 5 I told those EXACT jokes! Are you sure you haven't gone back in time and met me or something? The first one was my favourite one to tell.

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Cap'n Vic
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posted July 23, 2002 13:24     Click Here to See the Profile for Cap'n Vic   Click Here to Email Cap'n Vic     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Evil Bunny......are you retarded or just plain illiterate? See the first line of my post:

As told to me by a 5 year old who lives down the street......

Wait....I know, YOU are that illiterate, retarted 5 year old on my street!

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I used to work at a factory where they made fire hydrants; but you couldn't park anywhere near the place.

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neotatsu
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posted July 23, 2002 14:41     Click Here to See the Profile for neotatsu   Click Here to Email neotatsu     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cap'n Vic:
Evil Bunny......are you retarded or just plain illiterate? See the first line of my post:

As told to me by a 5 year old who lives down the street......

Wait....I know, YOU are that illiterate, retarted 5 year old on my street!


*sigH* look who's talking, she said she told those jokes when SHE was 5 years old, so did I as a matter of fact, I used to get a kick out of the wall one....read before flameing man, you could get burned yourself playing with fire like that...

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ZorroTheFox
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posted July 23, 2002 14:44     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
those were pretty good, I have one too. What do you call a cow that has had an abortion. A: De-calf-inated ..........Z

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ilovemydualg4
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posted July 23, 2002 16:06     Click Here to See the Profile for ilovemydualg4   Click Here to Email ilovemydualg4     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
those were pretty good, I have one too. What do you call a cow that has had an abortion. A: De-calf-inated ..........Z

LOL

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SpikeSpiegel
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posted July 23, 2002 17:08     Click Here to See the Profile for SpikeSpiegel   Click Here to Email SpikeSpiegel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hmmm brb ill go ask my neighbor for a couple good ones to post up here

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Real funny scotty, now beam down my clothes!

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