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Cap'n Vic Geek-in-Training Posts: 30 From: Yukon Registered: Jun 2002	posted July 10, 2002 12:14 As told to me by a 5 year old who lives down the street...... How do you clean a dirty Tuba? With a Tuba-toothpaste. What did one wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner. ------------------ I used to work at a factory where they made fire hydrants; but you couldn't park anywhere near the place. IP: Logged
SpikeSpiegel Assimilated Posts: 415 From: in the audience on Jerry Springer Registered: Jun 2002	posted July 10, 2002 18:39 omg omg omg those are hilarious ------------------ "Get in my Belly! Im bigger than you im higher in the food chain!... Chili's Baby Back Ribs....." IP: Logged
FatGnome Alpha Geek Posts: 275 From: Idaho Registered: Jan 2002	posted July 11, 2002 21:20 I guess a groan is as good as a laugh. =-) IP: Logged
Evilbunny Uber Geek Posts: 822 From: A Calculus book near you... Registered: Nov 2001	posted July 15, 2002 10:05 When I was 5 I told those EXACT jokes! Are you sure you haven't gone back in time and met me or something? The first one was my favourite one to tell. IP: Logged
Cap'n Vic Geek-in-Training Posts: 30 From: Yukon Registered: Jun 2002	posted July 23, 2002 13:24 Evil Bunny......are you retarded or just plain illiterate? See the first line of my post: As told to me by a 5 year old who lives down the street...... Wait....I know, YOU are that illiterate, retarted 5 year old on my street! ------------------ I used to work at a factory where they made fire hydrants; but you couldn't park anywhere near the place. IP: Logged
neotatsu Assimilated Posts: 448 From: A place my soul no longer resides Registered: Jun 2002	posted July 23, 2002 14:41 quote: Originally posted by Cap'n Vic: Evil Bunny......are you retarded or just plain illiterate? See the first line of my post: As told to me by a 5 year old who lives down the street...... Wait....I know, YOU are that illiterate, retarted 5 year old on my street! sigH look who's talking, she said she told those jokes when SHE was 5 years old, so did I as a matter of fact, I used to get a kick out of the wall one....read before flameing man, you could get burned yourself playing with fire like that... ------------------ "so what are you going to do?" "Oh, just take her out to dinner, then I'm going to take her back to my apartment and introduce her to my monkey" "And to think, he's not being metaphoric" IP: Logged
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1789 From: Milton, WA, USA Registered: Oct 2001	posted July 23, 2002 14:44 those were pretty good, I have one too. What do you call a cow that has had an abortion. A: De-calf-inated ..........Z IP: Logged
ilovemydualg4 Assimilated Posts: 413 From: GASP THE 3RD DIMMENSION Registered: Mar 2002	posted July 23, 2002 16:06 quote: Originally posted by ZorroTheFox: those were pretty good, I have one too. What do you call a cow that has had an abortion. A: De-calf-inated ..........Z LOL ------------------ my geek code Hazards: "There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty, miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed." IP: Logged
SpikeSpiegel Assimilated Posts: 415 From: in the audience on Jerry Springer Registered: Jun 2002	posted July 23, 2002 17:08 hmmm brb ill go ask my neighbor for a couple good ones to post up here ------------------ Real funny scotty, now beam down my clothes! IP: Logged

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