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Janeway Alpha Geek Posts: 303 |
posted June 26, 2002 20:37
Found this in my e-mail and thought I'd pass it along.
I do physical labour I work at great depths I plunge head first into everything I do I do not get weekends off or public holidays I work in a damp environment I don't get paid overtime I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation I work in high temperatures My work exposes me to contagious diseases Love,
You do not work 8 hours straight You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods You do not always follow the orders of the management team You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing You'll retire well before reaching 65 You're unable to work double shifts You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags. Sincerely, IP: Logged |
spungo Assimilated Posts: 494 |
posted June 27, 2002 02:27
Bad Janeway! That was very lewd. >You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas Oh my... ------------------ IP: Logged |
Evilbunny Uber Geek Posts: 801 |
posted July 01, 2002 16:53
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags... He, he, he! IP: Logged |
snupy Highlie Posts: 518 |
posted July 01, 2002 17:54
Thought I'd add a couple... You're always telling everyone how hard you work. You think you do a better job than your co-workers just because you're bigger than them. ------------------ IP: Logged |
Janeway Alpha Geek Posts: 303 |
posted July 03, 2002 05:24
Lol, good ones snupy! IP: Logged |
SpikeSpiegel Super Geek Posts: 183 |
posted July 03, 2002 08:30
damn those were great... ------------------ Oversoul! IP: Logged |
FatGnome Alpha Geek Posts: 251 |
posted July 03, 2002 20:59
-- Although influence is expanding we belive that youre influence will be quikly forgotten -- IP: Logged |
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