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Snaggy Moderator Posts: 1584 |
posted June 03, 2002 09:47
The Top 20 Lines We'd LOVE to Hear in a "Star Wars" Movie 20> Yoda: "Big these ears are, and breathe through them I can. 19> Princess Leia: "You're my BROTHER? Well, actually, that 18> Anakin: "MAN, Amidala, you've got a nice pair of tauntauns!" 17> Shmi Skywalker: "So, you had to be a Jedi. You couldn't have 16> Jedi Master Letterman: "Amidala, Barbarella. Barbarella, 15> Luke: "C'mon, Uncle Owen, we've already GOT a protocol 'droid. 14> Obi-Wan: "Congratulations, Jar Jar. Jedi University has 13> Yoda: "Strong is The Force in this one... and large are the 12> Mace Windu: "And womp rat might taste like pumpkin pie, but 11> Yoda: "My 'English for Dummies' book! Missing it is. 10> Anakin: "Dooku, you're gettin' a Dell!" 9> Amidala: "That 'show me your light saber' trick was cute when 8> Jar Jar Binks: "Doctor saysa meesa gotsa cancer. Meesa only 7> Anakin: "Not tonight, Amidala -- I'm too tired. Just take my 6> Yoda: "Full of asthma, he is. Much noisy breathing in his 5> Darth Gates: "Our Jedi clones are almost ready, too. May I 4> Jar Jar Binks: "Lawzy, Miz Amidala -- Meesa don't know nothin' 3> Yoda: "Dude, was I talking weird again last night? I always 2> Jabba the Hutt: "...and a Diet Coke to drink."
The Runners Up & Honorable Mention submissions ------------------------------------------------------------------ C-3P0: "My, R2, that exposition was interminable, wasn't it? And C-3PO: "I can't believe he did that without even offering some Chanting stadium crowd: "Darth Steinbrenner sucks!!" Chewbacca: "Anyone seen my friggin' flea collar?!?" Jabba the Hutt: "I eat a shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch, Jar Jar Binks "This depiction is patently racist. Get me Johnnie Leia: "Han, don't make the jump to lightspeed so quickly! I'm Luke: "But Master Yoda, I'm giving it all the Force I can! I Luke: "I wonder why it says 'glory' over the hole in this little Mace Windu: "Who's the Jedi Council Member that's a sex machine to Mace Windu: "Yoda, it's 'bout time to get medieval on those Sith Yoda: "Hungry, my stomach is. ME WANT COOKIE! Er, sorry guys, I Yoda: "Jedi Priest, am I! Fear not my light saber, young Anakin." Yoda: "Luke, go get the butter."
Anakin: "Call me 'my young Padawan' one more time, and you'll end Anakin: "I'll have the roast Ewok, please" C-3PO: "Barkeep! Another round of 10W-40 for my li'l pal and me." C-3PO: "Sir, if you won't be needing me for awhile, I'm going to Darth Maul: "Hey, Macarena!" Darth Vader: "Abuse the force, Luke." Darth Vader: "Do you feel lucky today, Luke? Well... do you?" Darth Vader: "Guess what? I'm that Rumsfeld guy's father, too. Han Solo: "Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?!?" Lando Calrissian: "Welcome to Cloud City, home of the hottest Luke: "My father, eh? Are you willing to submit to a paternity Luke: "My sister! [*SLAP!*] My lover! [*SLAP!*] My sister! Luke: "Sister or not, I gotta get some more of that!" Padme Amidala: "A threesome? Hell, yes!" Senator Amidala: "This desert's so hot. Here, let me take off my Storm Trooper: "Does this battle armor make my ass look big?" Yoda: "Fries must you skip, if weight you want lost." Yoda: "Truth, want you? Handle it you cannot!" IP: Logged |
Akira Super Geek Posts: 197 |
posted June 03, 2002 11:22
I dunno...that last one on the unfunny list kinda worked for me. ------------------ IP: Logged |
Evilbunny Highlie Posts: 745 |
posted June 04, 2002 11:05
I liked those. They were funny. WHA HA HA HA HA HA! IP: Logged |
macadddikt18 BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1714 |
posted June 04, 2002 12:22
they worked for me. quite funny they were. I think of my favorites was,"snakes, why did it have to be snakes". I just about lost it on that one. Nayt ------------------ IP: Logged |
FatGnome Super Geek Posts: 213 |
posted June 04, 2002 14:40
Duno I didn't lmao at any of them realy although I think if anyone asks Mace what he is he should say he is a Bad "A" Mother "Q$^^" I think it would be hilarious. IP: Logged |
Frost Neat Newbie Posts: 11 |
posted June 10, 2002 22:16
Shmi Skywalker: Qui Quon take my son a way. IP: Logged |
EngrBohn Uber Geek Posts: 806 |
posted June 11, 2002 05:48
- Frost - Shmi Skywalker: Qui Quon take my son a way. Now *there's* an obscure reference (I'm assuming you're referring to the old Calgon commercials -- if not, it's an even more oscure reference). ------------------ IP: Logged |
ilovemydualg4 Super Geek Posts: 160 |
posted June 11, 2002 15:59
lol... these are great ------------------ IP: Logged |
Janeway Alpha Geek Posts: 287 |
posted June 12, 2002 09:04
I love the ones..."Snakes...Why'd it have to be snakes?" IP: Logged |
Frost Neat Newbie Posts: 11 |
posted June 12, 2002 19:50
Calgon it is also, Anakin: Qui Quon take me a way! IP: Logged |
Tau Zero BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1712 |
posted June 14, 2002 10:40
I think the "interminable" and "roast Ewok" ones topped my list of personal favorites. The rest are eminenly forgettable (what were those judges thinking?) IP: Logged |
SpikeSpiegel Geek Apprentice Posts: 43 |
posted June 15, 2002 12:34
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