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Twinkle Toes
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posted April 20, 2002 19:44     Click Here to See the Profile for Twinkle Toes   Click Here to Email Twinkle Toes     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I make it sound like a part from Gumby or Peewee's Playhouse...oh, yeah, Wendy's my real name.

Anyway, this is where I'm going to stash all of my quiggy little remarks I come up with or hear from movies I've watched. Some of you might've already a few of these I made into my signurature..


"Pepridge Farm remembers! Pepridge Farm remembers! Oh, the hell with it, I'm gettin' outa heeerre!"

"Woah,.*staring at starfield screensaver*.. I'm slowly backing away from where no man has gone before! "

"If it's made with Schmucker's Brand Rasberry Preserves, you know it's good."

"Ahh, the fresh smell of Emanuel Pine in the morning."

"See this enflamed tissue...better put some peroxide on it...Schmuckers Brand peroxide.."

The great Yoda says, "Luke, finish your milk."

Ooh, that reminds me, "Got LAN?"..ehehe, joke's on you, silly!

"Oh my God, it's the Easter Bunny, and is he ever maaad!"

"Let's get the pecony baskets and grab the loot!"

William Shatner impression - "There's...something on the wing...some...thing.."

Well, I'm not particularly hyper right now, so I can't remember everything right now...I'll come back a little later...

And, by the way, I don't care if anyone thinks these are a tad immature, because I'm savoring my childhood :-)

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Frost
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posted April 21, 2002 17:39     Click Here to See the Profile for Frost     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well Wendy it looks as if Peter taught you well.

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dragonman97
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posted April 22, 2002 08:17     Click Here to See the Profile for dragonman97   Click Here to Email dragonman97     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh boy, people who know each other IRL are going to get together online, and talk in the Forums whilst sitting next to each other in their library (public or school). This may not happen, but I can't tell you how disturbing it is to watch girls in the library I consult at sit at two computers, and IM each other. That is truly sad.

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ZorroTheFox
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posted April 22, 2002 15:27     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
if you want the hottest, wettest, tastiest meat, you need look no further than between wendy's buns. She's greasy, but she's damn good. This slogan would make Me a Wendy's burger junkie. *not to be confused with the above Wendy, sorry for any confusion*........Z

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posted April 22, 2002 21:46     Click Here to See the Profile for Xanthine     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by dragonman97:
Oh boy, people who know each other IRL are going to get together online, and talk in the Forums whilst sitting next to each other in their library (public or school). This may not happen, but I can't tell you how disturbing it is to watch girls in the library I consult at sit at two computers, and IM each other. That is truly sad.

Freshman year my roomie was talking with some friends in our room when suddenly they decided it would be more fun to IM each other. Suddenly they all scattered and i got to listen to the annoying sounds of IM (she set the volume way to high). These buddies all lived on our hall. Within three doors of us. I was afraid. Very afraid.

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posted April 23, 2002 06:14     Click Here to See the Profile for spungo     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
if you want the hottest, wettest, tastiest meat, you need look no further than between wendy's buns. She's greasy, but she's damn good. This slogan would make Me a Wendy's burger junkie. *not to be confused with the above Wendy, sorry for any confusion*........Z

Would sir be adding any special sauce to that burger?

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ZorroTheFox
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posted April 23, 2002 16:44     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I heard the cream of bearded clam is a good condoment........Z

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posted April 23, 2002 18:13     Click Here to See the Profile for snupy   Click Here to Email snupy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by spungo:
Would sir be adding any special sauce to that burger?


Oh my, spungo, you're in a naughty mood today BTW, I won't require much from you at the end of the day, but I'll make you blush if you'd like.

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posted April 23, 2002 18:17     Click Here to See the Profile for snupy   Click Here to Email snupy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
I heard the cream of bearded clam is a good condoment........Z

Bad Zorro....think of the children.

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TheAnnoyedCockroach
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posted April 23, 2002 20:11     Click Here to See the Profile for TheAnnoyedCockroach   Click Here to Email TheAnnoyedCockroach     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Congratulations, Wendy! You've just had a thread corrupted by... uh.. Zorro! Again! You are truly a geek now!

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ZorroTheFox
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posted April 24, 2002 17:12     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by snupy:
Bad Zorro....think of the children.

aw man, thinking of children sure kills a mood. good thing I am not a pedophile or that would not have been a good suggestion...Z

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Twinkle Toes
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posted April 24, 2002 19:27     Click Here to See the Profile for Twinkle Toes   Click Here to Email Twinkle Toes     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
if you want the hottest, wettest, tastiest meat, you need look no further than between wendy's buns. She's greasy, but she's damn good. This slogan would make Me a Wendy's burger junkie. *not to be confused with the above Wendy, sorry for any confusion*........Z


HAHAHAAHA!! That's a really good one. For a second, I actually thought you were talking about me!...this is the type of corruption I'm looking for!

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Oh, yeah, Cockroach...whatever makes you feel comfy...;-)
...oh, the hell with your opinion, take 'em off!

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TheAnnoyedCockroach
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posted April 25, 2002 12:21     Click Here to See the Profile for TheAnnoyedCockroach   Click Here to Email TheAnnoyedCockroach     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Oh, yeah, Cockroach...whatever makes you feel comfy...;-)
...oh, the hell with your opinion, take 'em off!

That was a rhetorical question, sweetheart. They've been off for quite some time now. Usually I just forget to put 'em on in the first place...

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ZorroTheFox
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posted April 25, 2002 17:53     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by Twinkle Toes:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
[b]if you want the hottest, wettest, tastiest meat, you need look no further than between wendy's buns. She's greasy, but she's damn good. This slogan would make Me a Wendy's burger junkie. *not to be confused with the above Wendy, sorry for any confusion*........Z


HAHAHAAHA!! That's a really good one. For a second, I actually thought you were talking about me!...this is the type of corruption I'm looking for!

[/B][/QUOTE]

glad you approve, we have always enjoyed toying with Wendy's slogans. Now that dave Thomas is dead, I think they will need all the help they can get.......Z

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Twinkle Toes
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posted April 25, 2002 21:40     Click Here to See the Profile for Twinkle Toes   Click Here to Email Twinkle Toes     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by TheAnnoyedCockroach:
That was a rhetorical question, sweetheart. They've been off for quite some time now. Usually I just forget to put 'em on in the first place...


OH MY, Cockroach ! You're very open (heehe, that puts a naughty little picture in my head)...

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posted April 26, 2002 20:43     Click Here to See the Profile for TheAnnoyedCockroach   Click Here to Email TheAnnoyedCockroach     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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OH MY, Cockroach ! You're very open (heehe, that puts a naughty little picture in my head)...

Actually, my legs are closed at the moment...

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Twinkle Toes
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posted April 27, 2002 19:44     Click Here to See the Profile for Twinkle Toes   Click Here to Email Twinkle Toes     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by TheAnnoyedCockroach:
Actually, my legs are closed at the moment...


Haha, I'm just playing with you...Crimany, there's always a bad meaning in what I say!

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Haha, I'm just playing with you...Crimany, there's always a bad meaning in what I say!

Alright class, who can think of something naughty to say about this quote!

....At least it's not with yourself.

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Twinkle Toes
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posted April 28, 2002 07:08     Click Here to See the Profile for Twinkle Toes   Click Here to Email Twinkle Toes     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by TheAnnoyedCockroach:
Alright class, who can think of something naughty to say about this quote!

....At least it's not with yourself.


Or is it? But is it really, though? Hmm..

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Did anyone ever think about me yelling equations while doing Algebra, like when people yell eachother's names? Quiggy...

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posted April 28, 2002 14:26     Click Here to See the Profile for TheAnnoyedCockroach   Click Here to Email TheAnnoyedCockroach     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Did anyone ever think about me yelling equations while doing Algebra, like when people yell eachother's names? Quiggy...

Actually... Yes I have. And I found it quite amusing.

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Twinkle Toes
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posted May 01, 2002 20:25     Click Here to See the Profile for Twinkle Toes   Click Here to Email Twinkle Toes     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You find everything ammusing, don't you...
By the way, which Cockroach is this? And can we all know your names?

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Actually yes. I find many things amusing. And most of it I probably shouldn't find amusing. But it helps me retain my sanity.

And I can't give out the other half's name, but I can give you mine. My name is Paul. And I'm the one that's usually writing. Almost always, actually.

So now you know!

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Bad Zorro....think of the children.

What about me, i did not need to hear that, i am still a child.
Nayt

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Paul is it, you better be careful. Next thing you know she will be saying your name when she is doing her math homework. Be afraid, be very afraid.
Nayt

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ZorroTheFox
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posted May 04, 2002 12:30     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by macadddikt18:
[QUOTE]Bad Zorro....think of the children.


What about me, i did not need to hear that, i am still a child.
Nayt

[/QUOTE]

fortunately you only saw it, unless you said it out loud, then I guess you did hear it..........Z

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posted May 04, 2002 13:37     Click Here to See the Profile for dragonman97   Click Here to Email dragonman97     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by macadddikt18:
[QUOTE]Bad Zorro....think of the children.


What about me, i did not need to hear that, i am still a child.
Nayt

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I thought somewhere else you implied you were a college student (not the dumb Brian gag), in which case you'd be an adult. I don't mean to be cruel, but grow up! If you don't want to hear, or see this stuff, don't come to this thread, you should know better. Besides, you made a somewhat perverted and rotten joke yourself in your very next reply.

And I asked earlier, to which you never replied - have you been burned by love, or what? Is this truly your normal self, and you have no interest whatsoever in women, or anything that leaves the realms your pure world? Go out, take a break from posting, and enjoy the world; find a woman, and be happy.

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posted May 05, 2002 17:31     Click Here to See the Profile for Twinkle Toes   Click Here to Email Twinkle Toes     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by macadddikt18:
Paul is it, you better be careful. Next thing you know she will be saying your name when she is doing her math homework. Be afraid, be very afraid.
Nayt


Oh my! Nayt, what's gotten into you? Have I corrupted you?...you can take that any way you want,...because I'm easy! *hums to the song*...easy like Sunday mornin'...

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posted May 05, 2002 21:43     Click Here to See the Profile for Xanthine     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I think you need a little break from algebra honey.

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posted May 06, 2002 19:38     Click Here to See the Profile for TheAnnoyedCockroach   Click Here to Email TheAnnoyedCockroach     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Or she needs to do more...

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posted May 08, 2002 23:44     Click Here to See the Profile for Twinkle Toes   Click Here to Email Twinkle Toes     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yes, Paul,..yesss. But I need your help...again! You have talent, you know.

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posted May 09, 2002 01:34     Click Here to See the Profile for magebard   Click Here to Email magebard     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Nobody was faster."
 
Twinkle Toes, can you guess what movie that quote was from?

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Yes, Paul,..yesss. But I need your help...again! You have talent, you know.

I suppose I could always give you a hand...

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posted May 09, 2002 17:50     Click Here to See the Profile for Twinkle Toes   Click Here to Email Twinkle Toes     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by magebard:
"Nobody was faster."
 
Twinkle Toes, can you guess what movie that quote was from?

Hmm...well, what's the genre of the movie? I don't really watch much else than horrors,..second comes comedy, of course.

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I suppose I could always give you a hand...


That was way too easy

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That was way too easy

Yes, yes... I couldn't pass it up, though.

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posted May 13, 2002 19:28     Click Here to See the Profile for Twinkle Toes   Click Here to Email Twinkle Toes     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
NOOOOOOO! OH GOD, NO!! PLEASE,...SOMEONE!! ANYONE!! NOW!

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posted May 13, 2002 19:34     Click Here to See the Profile for Twinkle Toes   Click Here to Email Twinkle Toes     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh, I've got a nasty little pun: Penti-cum processor
Ahhahaha...yes, quite so...

AAH! Did you know that with this naughty post, I just became an Alpha Geek?! How funny!

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posted May 14, 2002 16:21     Click Here to See the Profile for ZorroTheFox   Click Here to Email ZorroTheFox     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hmmmm, too bad they don't give spankings for each new level, I would gladly volunteer My services...........Z

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posted May 14, 2002 18:32     Click Here to See the Profile for TheAnnoyedCockroach   Click Here to Email TheAnnoyedCockroach     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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NOOOOOOO! OH GOD, NO!! PLEASE,...SOMEONE!! ANYONE!! NOW!

Now?

I don't know what you mean?

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posted May 14, 2002 19:00     Click Here to See the Profile for Twinkle Toes   Click Here to Email Twinkle Toes     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by TheAnnoyedCockroach:
Now?

I don't know what you mean?


*points finger in his face* YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT I MEAN!

Oh the hell with me, I don't even know what I meant...

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