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TechnoGram Super Geek Posts: 246 |
posted March 25, 2002 13:39
hope no one else has posted this, lots of bandwidth...
"Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" ------------------ IP: Logged |
Drazgal Maximum Newbie Posts: 16 |
posted March 25, 2002 13:45
Ha! IP: Logged |
snupy Geek Posts: 71 |
posted March 25, 2002 15:34
That's not funny. IP: Logged |
TechnoGram Super Geek Posts: 246 |
posted March 25, 2002 17:42
quote: you're right -- it's sad, especially for the support geek ------------------ IP: Logged |
platypus Super Geek Posts: 202 |
posted March 25, 2002 19:47
actually, that's freaking hilarious. But it's also old, and been told about every software company ever. ------------------ IP: Logged |
TechnoGram Super Geek Posts: 246 |
posted March 26, 2002 07:21
quote: that's what i was afraid of; sounded too funny and too typical to be new... ------------------ IP: Logged |
iballoondesign Alpha Geek Posts: 305 |
posted March 26, 2002 09:19
That's old joke, I hear that before. By way, Roger Fox don't know about computer - LAMO! IP: Logged |
macadddikt18 SuperBlabberMouth! Posts: 1217 |
posted March 26, 2002 13:01
No matter how many times i read that i still get a kick out of it. Yeah, it is sad, but it is also very funny. nayt ------------------ IP: Logged |
BrotherPaul Single Celled Newbie Posts: 1 |
posted March 27, 2002 02:15
A woman carries a box into the store and says to the salesman, "I've got two more in the car." She dumps the box down and returns with two more. "I want my money back on this computer," she says. "Why?" asks the salesman. "I typed this huge long letter for the boss and Wordperfect blew up. The screen went black." "The screen went black? What's with that? Wordperfect works well on that computer. How many pages did you type?" "About fifty - ah, it was fifty-three on the page count." "Did you phone the Wordperfect help desk to try to resolve the problem?" "Do you mean try to fix it? Yes. They suggested I put it into boxes and return it to the shop I bought it from. So here I am." <giggle> So they go through the computer and the salesman deletes the excess stuff. "Okay, all done. Do you want a replacement?" "No thanks." She turns and begins to walk toward the exit. "Hey lady, you wanna refund?" http://www.geekculture.com/ultimatebb/icons/icon6.gif IP: Logged |
donnab Geek Posts: 63 |
posted March 28, 2002 17:03
quote: What makes you think it was a woman? IP: Logged |
TechnoGram Super Geek Posts: 246 |
posted March 30, 2002 18:48
quote: my sentiments exactly! ------------------ IP: Logged |
macadddikt18 SuperBlabberMouth! Posts: 1217 |
posted April 02, 2002 06:04
the origanal made it sound like it could have been a guy. I think it is funnier if it was a guy. Something about a guy makes it funny to me. Nayt ------------------ IP: Logged |
GameMaster Geek Posts: 89 |
posted April 02, 2002 13:18
The version I heard was a woman... But would be funnier if it were a not-so bright IT guy (I'm picturing someone I used to work with, who was only hired because they couldn't find anyone else. That is could find it in the budget to pay anyone else who knew what they were doing). IP: Logged |
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