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Aiyana
Geek-in-Training

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From: Columbus, OH USA
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posted February 24, 2002 11:31     Click Here to See the Profile for Aiyana   Click Here to Email Aiyana     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You can always identify a smug dung beetle by its corprophagic grin...

::runs away cackling and ducking the rotten tomatoes::

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rw
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posted February 25, 2002 06:57     Click Here to See the Profile for rw   Click Here to Email rw     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ewwww!

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rw
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posted February 25, 2002 06:59     Click Here to See the Profile for rw   Click Here to Email rw     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I have to say, that joke really stinks.

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rw
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posted February 25, 2002 07:01     Click Here to See the Profile for rw   Click Here to Email rw     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Adds new meaning to the expression "snug as a bug in a rug".

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rw
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posted February 25, 2002 07:02     Click Here to See the Profile for rw   Click Here to Email rw     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
(By the way, consider these replies the forum equivalent of rotten tomatoes.)

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Aiyana
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posted February 25, 2002 12:11     Click Here to See the Profile for Aiyana   Click Here to Email Aiyana     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
YES! I have a heckler! I'm officially a comedian!

I was wondering when someone was going to say something. I was afraid that either there were no other biology geeks around here, or no one was tenacious enough to pick up a dictionary.

Hey, I laughed when our parasitology professor told it. But then...um...I guess I *am* a dork like that.

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Tau Zero
BlabberMouth, the Next Generation.

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posted February 25, 2002 14:06     Click Here to See the Profile for Tau Zero     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You think I wouldn't know what coprophagic meant?  Osculate my posterior!

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SupportGoddess
Highlie

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From: The Digital Temple
Registered: Jul 2001

posted February 25, 2002 21:14     Click Here to See the Profile for SupportGoddess   Click Here to Email SupportGoddess     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Aiyana:
YES! I have a heckler! I'm officially a comedian!

I was wondering when someone was going to say something. I was afraid that either there were no other biology geeks around here, or no one was tenacious enough to pick up a dictionary.

Hey, I laughed when our parasitology professor told it. But then...um...I guess I *am* a dork like that.


Personally, I was hoping that if I covered my head with a towel and ignored it, it might go away.

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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?

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Xanthine
Highlie

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From: the lab
Registered: Mar 2001

posted February 25, 2002 22:05     Click Here to See the Profile for Xanthine     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
*sob*

I'm scared. I'm crawling back under my bench now.

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Take by surprise and the world gives up resistance.
- Tennesee Williams

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Evilbunny
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From: A Calculus book near you...
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posted February 26, 2002 17:52     Click Here to See the Profile for Evilbunny   Click Here to Email Evilbunny     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well...I'll have to tell that one to a friend of mine who likes that kind of stuff...

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Aiyana
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From: Columbus, OH USA
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posted March 06, 2002 19:18     Click Here to See the Profile for Aiyana   Click Here to Email Aiyana     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tau Zero:
You think I wouldn't know what coprophagic meant?  Osculate my posterior!

Oooh, osculate! There's a good one I haven't heard used in a while!
As for your request...hm....nah, you'd enjoy that too much.

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