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CrawGator
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posted January 08, 2002 11:50     Click Here to See the Profile for CrawGator   Click Here to Email CrawGator     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This is so funny.

http://www.adequacy.org/?op=displaystory;sid=2001/12/2/42056/2147

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+Andrew
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posted January 08, 2002 13:00     Click Here to See the Profile for +Andrew   Click Here to Email +Andrew     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The funnier - or perhaps disturbing - thing is the sheer number of people posting comments about that story who appear to have fallen for such an obvious troll.

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SupportGoddess
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posted January 08, 2002 23:43     Click Here to See the Profile for SupportGoddess   Click Here to Email SupportGoddess     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LMAO!

Third world processors... only purchase hardware from the manufacturer... hacker manuals... lunix...

roflmao

Thanks CrawGator.

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voice-
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posted January 09, 2002 05:04     Click Here to See the Profile for voice-   Click Here to Email voice-     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Was this intended to be serious? Do someone actually beleve this? I am a hacker now, and should be killed, or I will destroy the world and myself.

BonzaiBuddy is hacker software?

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Swiss Mercenary
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posted January 09, 2002 05:05     Click Here to See the Profile for Swiss Mercenary   Click Here to Email Swiss Mercenary     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Great stuff.

Hacker programs such as ... 'Flash' or 'Comet Cursor', hehehehe .

The list of hacker manuals, I am going to have to reread a couple to find out where all that hacking information is.

Beware of Linyos Torovoltos! Hehehehe.

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Janeway
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posted January 09, 2002 08:56     Click Here to See the Profile for Janeway   Click Here to Email Janeway     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
It's the Bradys! What they don't know is that Cindy is the hacker--she's framing Peter, who is telling the truth that he doesn't know anything about it. But it wouldn't occur to them that their daughter is a hacker, and Cindy takes full advantage of this. Nor do they understand why Cindy's favorite shirt features a penguin, why she's so happy about a c++ in school, or why when her friends (rarely) call her, they refer to her by odd names such as Dax and Trinity. Poor Peter.

--Janeway
up waaaay too late last night working on her on c++

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Evilbunny
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posted January 09, 2002 14:06     Click Here to See the Profile for Evilbunny   Click Here to Email Evilbunny     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
9. Has your son radically changed his appearance?

If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences.

Ok! WELLLLLL. That is very stupid! What a messed up article! Wearing GLO-STICKS means you're a HACKER? HA!

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Steen
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posted January 09, 2002 16:35     Click Here to See the Profile for Steen   Click Here to Email Steen     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Pssst... Evilbunny... the linked article is a joke. You're supposed to laugh at how silly it is.
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greycat
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posted January 10, 2002 10:09     Click Here to See the Profile for greycat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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BonzaiBuddy is hacker software?

BonzaiBuddy is that purple gorilla thing, right? That's the only software I've ever seen that's more evil than Javascript.

The hackers in this case are the people who wrote that shit, not the people who are being used by it. Get it off your computer!

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Evilbunny
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posted January 11, 2002 13:54     Click Here to See the Profile for Evilbunny   Click Here to Email Evilbunny     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
That is the funniest article I have seen in a while...

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rockwolf
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posted January 13, 2002 14:32     Click Here to See the Profile for rockwolf     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Evilbunny:
That is the funniest article I have seen in a while...

Yeah, that was so funny I almost wet myself... but now that I've calmed down, and changed my underwear, I hope like hell that very few overprotective, computer illiterate, over-reactive parents EVER read that article. The sad thing is, is that I know a few people that would believe that article, and probably get that "infernal contraption" out of their house.

THAT, I think, is far more frightening than the damage that a few hackers could cause...

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LifetimeTrekker
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posted January 13, 2002 19:45     Click Here to See the Profile for LifetimeTrekker   Click Here to Email LifetimeTrekker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm not sure whether the poster is joking or serious.

To me, that's the scary part.

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donnab
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posted January 30, 2002 20:00     Click Here to See the Profile for donnab     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
That was too funny. I'll bet the guy who wrote that crap suffers from constipation. Being the parent of a teenager myself, people can't believe that I let my son have his own computer and use it unsupervised. My son told me, "Mom, you just have to trust me." Ain't it the truth?

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Evilbunny
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posted January 31, 2002 18:09     Click Here to See the Profile for Evilbunny   Click Here to Email Evilbunny     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You know, most parents I know would believe that!AHHHH!!!!

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ilovemydualg4
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posted June 01, 2002 20:05     Click Here to See the Profile for ilovemydualg4     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i just posted this to the aim chat all of my friends hang out in and everyone cracked up, this is tooo funny

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