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ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1598 From: Milton, WA, USA Registered: Oct 2001	posted June 10, 2002 19:34 Here is only one example, I have more. When the Mariners win the world series, you know hell has frozen over. ------------------ http://profiles.yahoo.com/zorro_solo IP: Logged
Janeway Alpha Geek Posts: 291 From: Cyberspace, Delta Quadrant Registered: Sep 1999	posted June 10, 2002 19:39 When something goes right for me, then Hell has frozen over. IP: Logged
uilleann Super Geek Posts: 247 From: St Albans, Herts, England Registered: Apr 2002	posted June 11, 2002 02:23 Aww cheer up Janeway :) - Uilleann PS If I die and get sent to Heaven, I'll know Hell had frozen over some time prior to that (and there'd be a little sign on the gates of Hell reading "temporarily out of order, we apologise for the inconvenience"). IP: Logged
snupy Assimilated Posts: 420 From: Chicago Registered: Mar 2002	posted June 11, 2002 02:55 When the Cubs win the World Series. IP: Logged
ilovemydualg4 Super Geek Posts: 244 From: GASP THE 3RD DIMMENSION Registered: Mar 2002	posted June 11, 2002 03:14 once they are listed in accuweather, with a report of being very chilly may be just the time for me ------------------ Windows 95 (win-DOH-z), n. A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor which was used in a PC built by a two bit company that couldn't stand one bit of competition. IP: Logged
biogeek Newbie Larva Posts: 2 From: Registered: Jun 2002	posted June 11, 2002 05:44 Um, have you guys forgotten the Red Sox? IP: Logged
macadddikt18 BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1725 From: In a world beyond your understanding Registered: Jan 2002	posted June 11, 2002 06:14 If the Cincinnati Bengals or the Cleveland Browns even make it to the superbowl, it is a cold day in hell, if they win the superbowl, well then, hell must have frozen over. Nayt ------------------ Nayt: making interesting posts boring since Jan 02 IP: Logged
platypus Alpha Geek Posts: 295 From: Provo, UT Registered: Nov 2001	posted June 11, 2002 06:44 I'll be out of debt ------------------ pages: www.thelemur.net www.saintehlers.com www.squishbox.org IP: Logged
Super Flippy Super Geek Posts: 156 From: South Carolina Registered: Jan 2002	posted June 11, 2002 08:42 All web pages validate. IP: Logged
Steen SuperBlabberMouth! Posts: 1237 From: Maryville, TN, USA Registered: Jan 2000	posted June 11, 2002 08:50 I just go to the How's The Weather Down There? page and look at the report: IP: Logged
Evilbunny Highlie Posts: 759 From: A Calculus book near you... Registered: Nov 2001	posted June 11, 2002 12:42 Whenever the devil drinks too many brain freezies IP: Logged
tafkact Highlie Posts: 651 From: nowhere, man Registered: Jan 2000	posted June 11, 2002 14:28 when a maxtor hdd lasts longer than 6 months, hell will freeze over IP: Logged
ilovemydualg4 Super Geek Posts: 244 From: GASP THE 3RD DIMMENSION Registered: Mar 2002	posted June 11, 2002 14:31 quote: Originally posted by tafkact: when a maxtor hdd lasts longer than 6 months, hell will freeze over LOL i second that! ------------------ Windows 95 (win-DOH-z), n. A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor which was used in a PC built by a two bit company that couldn't stand one bit of competition. IP: Logged
tafkact Highlie Posts: 651 From: nowhere, man Registered: Jan 2000	posted June 11, 2002 17:02 quote: Originally posted by Steen: I just go to the How's The Weather Down There? page and look at the report: tyvm. added to www.harddriveHELL.com IP: Logged
The Lama Geek Posts: 83 From: At a Mac near you Registered: Mar 2002	posted June 11, 2002 17:04 when i go to school and theres more than 1 person who knows as much about macs as i do, and uses them at home too! IP: Logged
mephisto Highlie Posts: 601 From: Registered: Feb 2001	posted June 11, 2002 18:19 when my sex life is non existent and i have stopped working out. IP: Logged
ilovemydualg4 Super Geek Posts: 244 From: GASP THE 3RD DIMMENSION Registered: Mar 2002	posted June 11, 2002 18:29 quote: Originally posted by The Lama: when i go to school and theres more than 1 person who knows as much about macs as i do, and uses them at home too! ahhh.... kinda reminds me of this one... i know hell hasn't frozen over because everyone in my math class except for me is failing (literally, no exageratoins, they are all doing algebra one again next year while i go do geometry) ------------------ Windows 95 (win-DOH-z), n. A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor which was used in a PC built by a two bit company that couldn't stand one bit of competition. IP: Logged
Xanthine Highlie Posts: 708 From: the lab Registered: Mar 2001	posted June 11, 2002 18:56 When an experiment works the first time. Alternatively, when I find a man and settle down. ------------------ Take by surprise and the world gives up resistance. - Tennesee Williams IP: Logged
LifetimeTrekker Highlie Posts: 524 From: Albuquerque, NM, UD Registered: Sep 2001	posted June 11, 2002 19:39 When Zorro takes a vow of celebacy and joins the priesthood. Or when Nayt gets laid. Either equally improbable event will do. IP: Logged
Janeway Alpha Geek Posts: 291 From: Cyberspace, Delta Quadrant Registered: Sep 1999	posted June 11, 2002 20:09 Good ones, LT! IP: Logged
quantumfluff Uber Geek Posts: 844 From: under the mouse pad Registered: Jun 2000	posted June 11, 2002 20:12 When my wife buys gas for her car. IP: Logged
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1598 From: Milton, WA, USA Registered: Oct 2001	posted June 12, 2002 16:53 quote: Originally posted by LifetimeTrekker: When Zorro takes a vow of celebacy and joins the priesthood. Or when Nayt gets laid. Either equally improbable event will do. I was actually thinking of starting My own religion that is a little more sex-friendly. I could technically become a priest. I have been informed Satan has put in an order for Parkas..........Z ------------------ http://profiles.yahoo.com/zorro_solo IP: Logged
snupy Assimilated Posts: 420 From: Chicago Registered: Mar 2002	posted June 12, 2002 18:32 quote: Originally posted by ZorroTheFox: I was actually thinking of starting My own religion that is a little more sex-friendly. I could technically become a priest. I have been informed Satan has put in an order for Parkas..........Z You wouldn't be all that out of place in the priesthood now, Z.... sorry, I know, cheap and easy shot, but that's me. Well, not cheap IP: Logged
LifetimeTrekker Highlie Posts: 524 From: Albuquerque, NM, UD Registered: Sep 2001	posted June 12, 2002 19:23 quote: Originally posted by ZorroTheFox: I was actually thinking of starting My own religion that is a little more sex-friendly. I could technically become a priest. I have been informed Satan has put in an order for Parkas..........Z The key, dear Zorro, was the vow of celebacy. THAT would be the improbablilty causing hell to freeze over. IP: Logged
GameMaster Assimilated Posts: 382 From: State of insanity Registered: Mar 2002	posted June 12, 2002 20:42 Much like the improbability drive, hell will freeze over, when the likely hood of hell freezing over becomes the lowest it can possibly be. Alternitivly, when the majority of the world would rather watch Top Coder [ [url]http://www.topcoder.com[\url] ] (which would be televissed then), I enter the compition and win and I am worshiped as a god. All events mentioned above would also be result of the invention and use of the improbability drive. ------------------ <shameless plug> www.game-master.org </shameless plug> IP: Logged
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1598 From: Milton, WA, USA Registered: Oct 2001	posted June 13, 2002 20:08 quote: Originally posted by snupy: You wouldn't be all that out of place in the priesthood now, Z.... sorry, I know, cheap and easy shot, but that's me. Well, not cheap My two favorite adjectives when describing a date, cheap and easy >;o) .......Z ------------------ http://profiles.yahoo.com/zorro_solo IP: Logged
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1598 From: Milton, WA, USA Registered: Oct 2001	posted June 13, 2002 20:10 quote: Originally posted by LifetimeTrekker: The key, dear Zorro, was the vow of celebacy. THAT would be the improbablilty causing hell to freeze over. I could take the vow, being a terrible liar I wouldn't last too long. Do I have to stick to it or can I forget it after a couple of weeks like I did My resolutions?........Z ------------------ http://profiles.yahoo.com/zorro_solo IP: Logged
TheAnnoyedCockroach Highlie Posts: 552 From: Denial Registered: Feb 2002	posted June 13, 2002 20:32 Here's a few signs that you know Hell has frozen over (Or it's very, very cold down there). -I upgrade my computer, and it works, first time. -I get my internet connection working in Linux. -Any plan that I make actually happens or works. -I have good timing. -I get laid. -I don't pay for it. There, that should set Satan shivering... ------------------ You can keep that silly fat wanker, the lads can't move him. IP: Logged
snupy Assimilated Posts: 420 From: Chicago Registered: Mar 2002	posted June 13, 2002 20:35 quote: Originally posted by ZorroTheFox: My two favorite adjectives when describing a date, cheap and easy >;o) .......Z Geez, Z...it's not even a challenge anymore, is it? ------------------ "Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance... ya know, make a little love... Well, pretty much get down tonight." IP: Logged
snupy Assimilated Posts: 420 From: Chicago Registered: Mar 2002	posted June 13, 2002 20:37 quote: Originally posted by ZorroTheFox: I could take the vow, being a terrible liar I wouldn't last too long. Do I have to stick to it or can I forget it after a couple of weeks like I did My resolutions?........Z What were your resolutions?? IP: Logged
TheAnnoyedCockroach Highlie Posts: 552 From: Denial Registered: Feb 2002	posted June 14, 2002 19:56 Some things, I'm sure, are better left unanswered, Snupy... ------------------ You can keep that silly fat wanker, the lads can't move him. IP: Logged
platypus Alpha Geek Posts: 295 From: Provo, UT Registered: Nov 2001	posted June 14, 2002 20:20 quote: Originally posted by tafkact: when a maxtor hdd lasts longer than 6 months, hell will freeze over I actually have TWO Maxtor Hard drives. The youngest one is just over a year old (been in constant use in an always on computer). The older one is, I believe, pushing 3. They've been working very very well for me. ------------------ pages: www.thelemur.net www.saintehlers.com www.squishbox.org IP: Logged
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1598 From: Milton, WA, USA Registered: Oct 2001	posted June 15, 2002 07:37 quote: Originally posted by snupy: Geez, Z...it's not even a challenge anymore, is it? nope, but that is ok, challenges are starting to seem overrated anyway..............Z ------------------ http://profiles.yahoo.com/zorro_solo IP: Logged
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1598 From: Milton, WA, USA Registered: Oct 2001	posted June 15, 2002 07:40 quote: Originally posted by snupy: *What were* your resolutions??** I have failed on many resolutions: lose weight, be nice, smile more often, try not to stare at pretty girls, ignore the voices. they have all failed. So I finally resolved to make no more resolutions. I think I can keep that one.............Z ------------------ http://profiles.yahoo.com/zorro_solo IP: Logged
snupy Assimilated Posts: 420 From: Chicago Registered: Mar 2002	posted June 15, 2002 08:14 quote: Originally posted by ZorroTheFox: I have failed on many resolutions: lose weight, be nice, smile more often, try not to stare at pretty girls, ignore the voices. they have all failed. So I finally resolved to make no more resolutions. I think I can keep that one.............Z I'll bet you're nicer than you like to let on... IP: Logged
snupy Assimilated Posts: 420 From: Chicago Registered: Mar 2002	posted June 15, 2002 15:50 You'll have to start a Q and A part deux, Z....no more pages left over there. IP: Logged
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1598 From: Milton, WA, USA Registered: Oct 2001	posted June 16, 2002 19:32 quote: Originally posted by snupy: I'll bet you're nicer than you like to let on... possibly, but I prefer to keep people at a distance. If you let them get too close, they can do more damage..............Z ------------------ http://profiles.yahoo.com/zorro_solo IP: Logged
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1598 From: Milton, WA, USA Registered: Oct 2001	posted June 16, 2002 19:34 quote: Originally posted by snupy: You'll have to start a Q and A part deux, Z....no more pages left over there. ok, I will work on it right away.....Z ------------------ http://profiles.yahoo.com/zorro_solo IP: Logged
snupy Assimilated Posts: 420 From: Chicago Registered: Mar 2002	posted June 16, 2002 20:46 quote: Originally posted by ZorroTheFox: possibly, but I prefer to keep people at a distance. If you let them get too close, they can do more damage..............Z Life's too short to be so cynical, Z...... IP: Logged
plastic Super Geek Posts: 164 From: Land of Lincoln Registered: Apr 2001	posted June 16, 2002 23:45 My doorbell starts ringing and there are ppl lined up around the block i.e. "ya when hell freezes over" lol ------------------ quote: "Open your mind, and shut your mouth" IP: Logged

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