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Twinkle Toes Highlie Posts: 510 From: Everett/WA/USA Registered: Mar 2002	posted June 05, 2002 22:55 This was forwarded to me by a friend a little while back. Directions: Ask yourself the following questions. For every 'yes', give yourself 2 points and then add up your points at the end to find out how "bad" you are. Enjoy! :: Everyone, post your results! I got a 58 :: HAVE YOU EVER 1. Smoked? 2. Been Drunk as hell? 3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex? 4. Screwed someone of the same sex? 5. Shoplifted? 6. Lied? 7. Betrayed a friend? 8. Been to jail? 9. Smoked weed? 10. Done LSD? 11. Done any other illegal drug? 12. Given oral sex? 13. Received oral sex? 14. Screwed something not of the human race? 15. Screwed something not alive? 16. Cheated on someone? 17. Skipped school? 18. Skipped school to get drunk/ high? 19. Danced naked? 20. Danced naked in public? 21. Flashed someone? 22. Mooned someone? 23. Kissed someone? 24. Kissed someone of the same sex? 25. Held hands? 26. Hugged someone? 27. French kissed? 28. Had sexual fantasies? 29. Had gay/lesbian fantasies? 30. Stolen money? 31. Stolen money from family 32. Stolen drugs from family? 33. Been convicted of a crime? 34. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? 35. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? 36. Been called a whore? 37. Been called a bitch? 38. watched porn? 39. Taped porn? 40. Watched porn you taped? 41. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? 42. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? 43. Used sex 'toys'? 44. Tried to kill yourself? 45. Tried to kill someone else? 46. Told someone you hated them? 47. Told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? ------------------ Look at me, dammit, I'm your little princess!! IP: Logged
magebard Geek Posts: 67 From: vancouver, bc, canada Registered: Apr 2002	posted June 05, 2002 23:53 20 - I'm baahd. I wonder if Z will score above 94? IP: Logged
Twinkle Toes Highlie Posts: 510 From: Everett/WA/USA Registered: Mar 2002	posted June 06, 2002 00:37 quote: Originally posted by magebard: 20 - I'm baahd. � I wonder if Z will score above 94? Bad? YOU? Honey, no...20's for the good saints...maybe 40 is where the badness starts, but not 20!!, crimany...mine's almost 3 times your score. And actually, I originally posted this just so I could compare Nayt and Zorro's scores...yes yes... But ya know, I bet Z'll get around 90, though...I'm so curious!! Oh, just FYI on #21: don't think it doesn't apply to guys...pants-less for them... ------------------ Look at me, dammit, I'm your little princess!! IP: Logged
LifetimeTrekker Highlie Posts: 544 From: Albuquerque, NM, UD Registered: Sep 2001	posted June 06, 2002 03:08 I'm not entirely bad, I made a 66, but I'll keep working at it! Only 58, Twink? Don't worry, you're young yet! IP: Logged
uilleann Alpha Geek Posts: 331 From: St Albans, Herts, England Registered: Apr 2002	posted June 06, 2002 04:16 Hrm, looking at the posted scores, I'm not sure I want to know just which of those points they scored on (despite my curiosity), along the principle that it's just best not to know. frowns My score is about 12 (depending on how strictly I interpret the questions), but I'm no angel. I think the list is clearly biased towards certain areas of badness, and misses others out. I'm a selfish lazy bitter sod, yet I scored lower than people who've done "bad things" and yet are probably better and nicer people, and who've lived more. OK, I'm not that evil :) What worries me is that I feel ashamed of a low score, and worried that people will scorn me for it. Does this reflect badly on society, or just me? Besides which, how come kissing, hugging and holding hands are bad? Actually, in my bitterness that's the kind of thing I'd consider putting in just for spite, but surely those would be given negative ratings to decrease one's badness? :) Cmon now... And actually, I originally posted this just so I could compare Nayt and Zorro's scores...yes yes... Before I even read that, I was wondering how Nayt would score... Nayt vs Zorro... will be interesting :) I wonder if Z will score above 94? Here, Twink, try this formula: m = 2p Where m is maximum score, and p is the number of points given ;) (haha, I just had to) Looking at the number of the last point, the answer appears obvious, but there is always the possibility of duplicate point numbers (but I didn't see any) so I could be wrong... - Uilleann IP: Logged
EngrBohn Uber Geek Posts: 823 From: United States Registered: Jul 2000	posted June 06, 2002 04:29 24. - Zorro - I'm baahd. Well, I think we know his answer to #14. For the curious, yes, I've held hands, hugged, etc. My answer to #42: A train. ------------------ cb Oooh! What does this button do!? IP: Logged
greycat Alpha Geek Posts: 314 From: Registered: Oct 2001	posted June 06, 2002 04:48 26. It seems that the test is biased toward (or against) females, since a couple of the items could only reasonably be scored if you're of the distaff persuasion. (Mostly I'm thinking of #36 and #37.) IP: Logged
littlefish Geek Posts: 94 From: Edinburgh, UK Registered: Nov 2001	posted June 06, 2002 05:34 62 Some of the questions must be true for everyone though. I mean holding hands- everyone holds their parents hands from the start. IP: Logged
quantumfluff Uber Geek Posts: 881 From: under the mouse pad Registered: Jun 2000	posted June 06, 2002 06:46 64. I took a yes on 36 and 37 because I have been called various male equivalents by people who really meant it at the time. Does getting a BJ in a moving vehicle count for 42 (the ultimate answer!). If it does I'll take a 66. I do think some of the questions need clarification. Being Italian, men kiss each other in greeting, but since it is entirely non-sexual, I took a no on 24. Everyone gets kissed by their parents as well, so no one should count that case as a yes. 15 is another problem question. It should read "screwed something that used to be alive". Otherwise it's just a toy, which is covered in 43. Likewise, doing an inflatable sheep should be counted only under 43, not 14 as well. And it misses so many good ones. Had sex in public. Had sex at a party (where you were not supposed to). Been to an orgy. Lied a a priest. Got away with something really bad and felt relieved rather than guilty. Had a library book that was more than a year (decade) overdue. I could go on forever. IP: Logged
uilleann Alpha Geek Posts: 331 From: St Albans, Herts, England Registered: Apr 2002	posted June 06, 2002 06:52 quote: littlefish Some of the questions must be true for everyone though. I mean holding hands- everyone holds their parents hands from the start. Depends. Yes, I've helds hands with/hugged/kissed parents and relatives when I was little, but I feel that such activities don't count here; the phrase "Never been kissed" would offer support to me here. Were I to still have hugs with anyone now I'd count that one, but I'd only count kisses were they romantically inclined; kissing relatives to me doesn't count here. If it should, then the post needs to be edited to be more precise on that and perhaps other matters. quote: greycat (Mostly I'm thinking of #36 and #37.) Likewise, I've been called a bitch (and whore) in jest (simply someone's standard insult vocabulary), but I took the questions to refer to situations in which one has been bad enough to have earned those epithets with reason. Again, the questions are not precise enough. Actually, one could argue that they are already perfectly precise, but then I feel that they would be (even more) out of keeping with trying to measure badness. Anyhow, assuming that the questions are intended to be interpreted precisely, I can add another 12 points to my score, bringing it up to 24, and yet still not addressing any of my personality flaws. Oh, was this all supposed to be in... fun? ;) - Uilleann IP: Logged
Drazgal Geek Larva Posts: 25 From: Cleveland, United Kingdom Registered: Nov 2001	posted June 06, 2002 08:25 18, hmm I really need to get out more. IP: Logged
Tau Zero BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1719 From: Registered: Jan 2000	posted June 06, 2002 08:43 38. But I can't help noticing how many of the so-called "bad" activities are completely innocent (holding hands?!), and also how much this test seems to be a fourth-rate ripoff of the venerable Purity Test. IP: Logged
GameMaster Assimilated Posts: 439 From: State of insanity Registered: Mar 2002	posted June 06, 2002 12:51 28, but I don't think this is in any way an indication of anything. Seems that only a few questions were really moral questions. Anyone who has been in a long term relationship has to add points left and right for "holding hands," "hugging," "kissing" and "french kissing" seperatly... If they answer YES to the sex question, then the rest of them should be implied. The funny thing is I am probably the most "color inside the lines" of anyone except nayt, but have a higher score than a number of you. I think we should write a geek test and a bad test.... It would be intersting to see what we think IS bad and what IS geeky. ------------------ <shameless plug> www.game-master.org </shameless plug> IP: Logged
TheAnnoyedCockroach Highlie Posts: 572 From: Denial Registered: Feb 2002	posted June 06, 2002 15:17 quote: 18, hmm I really need to get out more. Nonsense, old chap. Us 18ers need to stick together. Though I've a feeling that Nayt's score will be in the range of 6-8... And that's really being liberal with it too. ------------------ You can keep that silly fat wanker, the lads can't move him. IP: Logged
magebard Geek Posts: 67 From: vancouver, bc, canada Registered: Apr 2002	posted June 06, 2002 16:01 Hmm, well if holding hands, hugging, and kissing in a christmas-with-relatives way doesn't count... plus there's a few others that I counted that were pretty borderline... My score would be 8. Sexual fantasies, and yes to all 3 porn questions. Just because I can't get any doesn't meant I can't be horny right? Right? IP: Logged
dragonman97 Alpha Geek Posts: 331 From: Westchester County, New York Registered: May 2001	posted June 06, 2002 16:17 Well, they way some of these questions are worded, it's really hard to represent some of my darker side, and so, using my best interpretation, I got a 14 (it may be higher or less, depending on different meanings [my first interpretation was lower]). Like Uillean, I tend to think I'm worse than a 14, and I'm curious, TT - you got a 58, aren't you a little young to get a 58? Aren't I little old to get 14? These questions seem to have a slant to them... Define moving vehicle, betraying a friend (not sure if I've really done that), and the context of holding hands, and hugging. IP: Logged
snupy Assimilated Posts: 497 From: Chicago Registered: Mar 2002	posted June 06, 2002 17:27 quote: Originally posted by magebard: Hmm, well if holding hands, hugging, and kissing in a christmas-with-relatives way doesn't count... plus there's a few others that I counted that were pretty borderline... � My score would be 8. Sexual fantasies, and yes to all 3 porn questions. Just because I can't get any doesn't meant I can't be horny right? Right? Damn right! BTW, 46. IP: Logged
mephisto Highlie Posts: 622 From: Registered: Feb 2001	posted June 06, 2002 17:45 ermmmm..... I get an 80....I will run and hide now. and annie is going to leave me...... but then I never tried to fool her into thinking I was a good boy.......... IP: Logged
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1663 From: Milton, WA, USA Registered: Oct 2001	posted June 06, 2002 19:11 [QUOTE]Originally posted by Twinkle Toes: [B]This was forwarded to me by a friend a little while back. Directions: Ask yourself the following questions. For every 'yes', give yourself 2 points and then add up your points at the end to find out how "bad" you are. Enjoy! :: Everyone, post your results! I got a 58 :: HAVE YOU EVER 1. Smoked? only once 0+2=2 2. Been Drunk as hell? at least it is not 2 for every time 2+2=4 3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex? ditto for this one 4+2=6 4. Screwed someone of the same sex? nope, at least not in a sexual meaning. I don't think betrayal is the kind of screwing the question asked for 6+0=6 5. Shoplifted? one of My favorite songs used to be "been caught stealing" 6+2=8 6. Lied? pinnochio has nothing on Me 8+2=10 7. Betrayed a friend? aha, isn't that a form of screwing. I'm glad they had a seperate line for this one. 10+2=12 8. Been to jail? only once, and it was only overnight. never mind it was a felony, the charges were dropped 12+2=14 9. Smoked weed? sigh, and I did inhale too 14+2=16 10. Done LSD? ok ok, so I had a terrible drug life 16+2=18 11. Done any other illegal drug? never did coke, but did do some funny little pills illegally. 18+2=20 12. Given oral sex? I am the king of cunnilingus 20+2=22 13. Received oral sex? I don't give without the expectation of some reciprocation 22+2=24 14. Screwed something not of the human race? grrrrrr, it was a love doll and it was part of an iniation, at least no one had to witness the act, displays full moon, patting lightly 24+2=26 15. Screwed something not alive? gee, wasn't that covered above, dolls aren't living, baby 26+2=28 16. Cheated on someone? she did it first so she deserved it, it was only once and I never have again. 28+2=30 17. Skipped school? My absence count was higher than My GPA 30+2=32 18. Skipped school to get drunk/ high? duh, what else was there to do in Cheney, WA 32+2=34 19. Danced naked? often oddly enough 34+2=36 20. Danced naked in public? only once, and it was one of the funnest parties ever 36+2=38 21. Flashed someone? a few people 38+2=40 22. Mooned someone? My ass hanging out the car window was a famous site to the people along I-90 after school 42+2=44 23. Kissed someone? gee, there's a tuffy 44+2=46 24. Kissed someone of the same sex? only on the cheek, the cheek on the face you sicko 46+2=48 25. Held hands? well, yeah, who hasn't? 48+2=50 26. Hugged someone? weekly 50+2=52 27. French kissed? yeppers, though I prefer the Australian kiss. It's like a french kiss but "down under" 52+2=54 28. Had sexual fantasies? daily 54+2=56 29. Had gay/lesbian fantasies? many many lesbian fantasies (7 of 9 and T-Pal to name one couple) 56+2=58 30. Stolen money? gotta pay somehow 58+2=60 31. Stolen money from family? they are the easiest 60+2=62 32. Stolen drugs from family? wow, I never did this one 62+0=62 33. Been convicted of a crime? hahahaha, another goose egg 62+0=62 34. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? that's the best reason 62+2=64 35. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? more like they knew I was easy. for the longest time I ad the nick "Easy Rider" and not because of rebellion or Motorcycles. 64+2=66 36. Been called a whore? only once, and by a good friend too 66+2=68 37. Been called a bitch? a black friend of mine called everyone bitch 68+2=70 38. watched porn? I'm practically a director 70+2=72 39. Taped porn? for a friend and his girlfriend. we were all underage at the time. I wonder if the tape still exists? 72+2=74 40. Watched porn you taped? well yes, you have to make sure it taped good 74+2=76 41. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? many times 76+2=78 42. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? it was a van, relax, neither of uz were driving 78+2=80 43. Used sex 'toys'? still do, they are great fun 80+2=82 44. Tried to kill yourself? a couple of times, but I was younger and not as strong willed then 82+2=84 45. Tried to kill someone else? only once, good thing he moves fast 84+2=86 46. Told someone you hated them? several people, it is commonplace for Me 86+2=88 47. Told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? I don't really believe in love, but I have used the word to get what I want. It works best on people you really hate. 88+2=90 wow, 90, so what does that make Me?...............Z IP: Logged
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1663 From: Milton, WA, USA Registered: Oct 2001	posted June 06, 2002 19:16 quote: Originally posted by Twinkle Toes: [QUOTE]Originally posted by magebard: [b]20 - I'm baahd. � I wonder if Z will score above 94? Bad? YOU? Honey, no...20's for the good saints...maybe 40 is where the badness starts, but not 20!!, crimany...mine's almost 3 times your score. And actually, I originally posted this just so I could compare Nayt and Zorro's scores...yes yes... But ya know, I bet Z'll get around 90, though...I'm so curious!! Oh, just FYI on #21: don't think it doesn't apply to guys...pants-less for them... [/B][/QUOTE] you know Me well apparantly, 90 was on the nose. of course I purposely fudged the math to get 90. I really only got 88, but I didn't feel like making corrections, does that score Me another 2? ..........Z IP: Logged
Janeway Alpha Geek Posts: 300 From: Cyberspace, Delta Quadrant Registered: Sep 1999	posted June 06, 2002 21:19 22... IP: Logged
Twinkle Toes Highlie Posts: 510 From: Everett/WA/USA Registered: Mar 2002	posted June 06, 2002 22:41 quote: Originally posted by ZorroTheFox: you know Me well apparantly, 90 was on the nose. of course I purposely fudged the math to get 90. I really only got 88, but I didn't feel like making corrections, does that score Me another 2? ..........Z I love the fact that I know you pretty well and you don't know me! HA! Isn't it just eating you up inside?...Woops! ...actually, looking back at your comments on #s 14 and 15, I could actually say and unfortunately admit that I should've answered 'yes' to those So now, my score is 62... YAY! I get worse and worse...it's only uphill from here ! ------------------ Look at me, dammit, I'm your little princess!! IP: Logged
Mattface Geek-in-Training Posts: 39 From: Montpelier Registered: Mar 2002	posted June 07, 2002 05:42 If hugging and kissing are bad, I don't want to be good. 66 IP: Logged
147Wiz Geek-in-Training Posts: 30 From: NYC Registered: Jan 2001	posted June 07, 2002 08:41 Gee 76 points and I've always been the nice, quiet guy in the bunch. Oh well, time to try out this new video equipment. Ed IP: Logged
CrawGator Alpha Geek Posts: 347 From: the heart of Cajun country Registered: Apr 2000	posted June 07, 2002 10:18 24 although, I think that 14 of the points shouldn't count since they are because I am married. ------------------ CrawGator A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. Douglas Adams Mostly Harmless IP: Logged
targetdrone Maximum Newbie Posts: 15 From: somewhere on the Earth Registered: Mar 2002	posted June 07, 2002 13:48 66 outta 94 66% or so bad ... not quite up to standards but ill keep pluggging at it IP: Logged
bucketofsquids Geek Posts: 96 From: spring, tx, the moon Registered: Mar 2002	posted June 07, 2002 15:08 32 damn, i really need to leave the monastery once in a while... ------------------ i bet vladimir nabokov was never this cool! IP: Logged
donnab Geek Posts: 79 From: Cape Cod Registered: Jan 2002	posted June 07, 2002 17:04 I think a kid wrote that. Come on. Kissing someone of the same sex? Didn't you ever give your sister or auntie a kiss on the cheek? Holding hands? It needs some editing to be more realistic. IP: Logged
uilleann Alpha Geek Posts: 331 From: St Albans, Herts, England Registered: Apr 2002	posted June 07, 2002 18:14 Hehe, it's nice to see lots of other people picking this thing apart :) It's not just me that won't take this stuff at face value - I'm at home amongst the picker-aparters =) Home sweet home :P - Uilleann IP: Logged
Twinkle Toes Highlie Posts: 510 From: Everett/WA/USA Registered: Mar 2002	posted June 07, 2002 19:04 quote: Originally posted by donnab: I think a kid wrote that. Come on. Kissing someone of the same sex? Didn't you ever give your sister or auntie a kiss on the cheek? Holding hands? It needs some editing to be more realistic. Well of course it was written by a kid...it was a damned chain e-mail thingy...I'm just too lazy too edit it. Plus, I don't even know the person who wrote it...they're probably some immature Normal...oh well. ------------------ BTW, QF: No, I wouldn't think getting a BJ would count...sorry, but good try, hehehe IP: Logged
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1663 From: Milton, WA, USA Registered: Oct 2001	posted June 08, 2002 10:34 quote: Originally posted by Twinkle Toes: [QUOTE]Originally posted by ZorroTheFox: [b] you know Me well apparantly, 90 was on the nose. of course I purposely fudged the math to get 90. I really only got 88, but I didn't feel like making corrections, does that score Me another 2? ..........Z I love the fact that I know you pretty well and you don't know me! HA! Isn't it just eating you up inside?...Woops! ...actually, looking back at your comments on #s 14 and 15, I could actually say and unfortunately admit that I should've answered 'yes' to those So now, my score is 62... YAY! I get worse and worse...it's only uphill from here ! [/B][/QUOTE] the higher the better, a high score showqs that you have lived a little. I wish the questions were a little more defined, If left up to the right interpretations we could have all scored in at least the 80's. I am sure that at least everyone at some point in there life took a penny from their family members room. I used to do it all the time when I was little. little things like those count. there is a lot of underscoring out there, I know there are more bad people out there like us >;o) ...........Z ------------------ http://profiles.yahoo.com/zorro_solo IP: Logged
snupy Assimilated Posts: 497 From: Chicago Registered: Mar 2002	posted June 08, 2002 13:03 Is that your real hair, Z? IP: Logged
snupy Assimilated Posts: 497 From: Chicago Registered: Mar 2002	posted June 08, 2002 13:09 Don't listen to TT, QF. I counted it. IP: Logged
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1663 From: Milton, WA, USA Registered: Oct 2001	posted June 09, 2002 07:10 quote: Originally posted by snupy: Is that your real hair, Z? yeppers, though the picture is a year old. the hair is down to My butt now..............Z ------------------ http://profiles.yahoo.com/zorro_solo IP: Logged
snupy Assimilated Posts: 497 From: Chicago Registered: Mar 2002	posted June 09, 2002 09:28 quote: Originally posted by ZorroTheFox: yeppers, though the picture is a year old. the hair is sown to My butt now..............Z At first, I thought you meant sewn to your butt(which, hey, for you wouldn't be that strange), but then I realized you meant down. IP: Logged
Xanthine Highlie Posts: 719 From: the lab Registered: Mar 2001	posted June 09, 2002 15:31 50. But most of my yeses were to the tame ones. Exactly why are sexual fantasies bad? It's not like they affect anyone else. ------------------ Take by surprise and the world gives up resistance. - Tennesee Williams IP: Logged
quantumfluff Uber Geek Posts: 881 From: under the mouse pad Registered: Jun 2000	posted June 09, 2002 18:11 quote: Originally posted by snupy: Don't listen to TT, QF. I counted it. Did you count it for giving or receiving? Or both? I've never tried cunnilingus in a moviing vehicle (other than a swaying hammock, which I'm sure is not the intent) but I have "given hand" to the driver of an automobile. IP: Logged
Steen SuperBlabberMouth! Posts: 1269 From: Maryville, TN, USA Registered: Jan 2000	posted June 09, 2002 20:29 82, but the score would drop to 74 if I left out a few that are technicalities. IP: Logged
snupy Assimilated Posts: 497 From: Chicago Registered: Mar 2002	posted June 09, 2002 22:27 Uh..giving-but shhh, don't tell anyone. IP: Logged
neotatsu Super Geek Posts: 177 From: puyallup WA, USA Registered: Jun 2002	posted June 10, 2002 01:29 hmm......I don't like this test....only 28....I KNOW I'm badder than that...I just don't do drugs..oh well IP: Logged

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