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baker_nat Geek Posts: 98 From: england Registered: Jan 2000	posted April 29, 2002 06:57 What is you're favourate episode/character in the simpsons IP: Logged
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1501 From: Milton, WA, USA Registered: Oct 2001	posted April 29, 2002 17:52 I like the one where Homer and Marge get intimate in the mini golf course, the glass chuch bit made Me cry from laughing so hard.....Z IP: Logged
The Lama Geek Posts: 83 From: At a Mac near you Registered: Mar 2002	posted April 29, 2002 20:02 My favorite simpson moment is when Bob's brother blows up the damn, and Homer runs inside his house to escape the wall of water, and when he opens the door he sees Ralph and he says "I think I wet my bed." WOW when he said that I almost wet my pants.. hahahaha IP: Logged
iballoondesign Assimilated Posts: 380 From: Midland, TX Registered: Dec 2001	posted April 29, 2002 20:16 My favorite episode: 22 Short Films About Springfield. I love Homer. He is, sure, getting stupid every year. LAMO ------------------ Riding on the balloon, flow over the world... IP: Logged
Ruthenius Newbie Larva Posts: 4 From: Gatineau, QC, Canada Registered: Apr 2002	posted April 29, 2002 23:07 I like the one when Homer gets a heart attack and has bypass surgery performed by Dr. Nick Rivera, MD from the Hollywood School of Medicine. And Dr. Nick's line: "I do aaaaany operation for $129.95" ------------------ Ruthenius IP: Logged
ilovemydualg4 Geek Posts: 75 From: So. CT, USA Registered: Mar 2002	posted April 30, 2002 03:07 quote: Originally posted by Ruthenius: I like the one when Homer gets a heart attack and has bypass surgery performed by Dr. Nick Rivera, MD from the Hollywood School of Medicine. And Dr. Nick's line: "I do aaaaany operation for $129.95" Really? Wasn'tt that the intro price to mac os x? ------------------ IP: Logged
spungo Assimilated Posts: 438 From: Hell's toilet Registered: Jan 2002	posted April 30, 2002 03:50 Any episode that features... ------------------ "What she asked of me at the end of the day - Caligula would have blushed." - The Smiths IP: Logged
snupy Assimilated Posts: 359 From: Chicago Registered: Mar 2002	posted April 30, 2002 04:28 There's that sick sense of humor again, Spungo. This time you can't blame me BTW,have I made you blush yet?? IP: Logged
snupy Assimilated Posts: 359 From: Chicago Registered: Mar 2002	posted April 30, 2002 04:36 Homer:"God is teasing me, Marge-just like he did with Moses in the desert." Marge:"Testing, Homer-God was testing Moses." IP: Logged
spungo Assimilated Posts: 438 From: Hell's toilet Registered: Jan 2002	posted April 30, 2002 04:45 "Run, Marge, run! Pump those crazy legs!!" ------------------ "What she asked of me at the end of the day - Caligula would have blushed." - The Smiths IP: Logged
macadddikt18 BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1685 From: In a world beyond your understanding Registered: Jan 2002	posted April 30, 2002 06:04 Sadly i have never watched the simpsons. I just saw a show on saundy night, for the first time. What is worse as i did not even see the whole show. to me, that show is not all that great. Sorry to burst the bubble. Nayt ------------------ Art: making weird people seem interesting since 1503 IP: Logged
spungo Assimilated Posts: 438 From: Hell's toilet Registered: Jan 2002	posted April 30, 2002 07:24 quote: Originally posted by macadddikt18: Sadly i have never watched the simpsons. I just saw a show on saundy night, for the first time. What is worse as i did not even see the whole show. to me, that show is not all that great. Sorry to burst the bubble. Nayt Well, maybe you should watch a whole episode before you judge. As far as I'm concerned, The Simpsons is well-observed, painfully satirical, full of subtleties - if you blink you miss a handful of gags, it ridicules those who take themselves too seriously, or have an inflated sense of self-importance. It may be offensive to some, i.e., those who are convinced that their dogma holds a monopoly over morality... not mentioning any names, of course. ------------------ "Gentlemen - you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" IP: Logged
SheRa Neat Newbie Posts: 10 From: Canada Registered: Jan 2000	posted April 30, 2002 08:58 Without a doubt, my favourite is the classic first season episode where Homer gets Marge a bowling ball - engraved with his name - for her birthday, and out of spite she goes bowling with it and teeters on the edge of having an affair with a suave, debonair French bowling instructor named Jacques... Jacques: (In a cheesy french accent) What cosmic force brought us together Marge? Marge: Destiny! Jacques: Yes. Some divine pin-spotter, must have placed us, side-by-side. Marge: Like two fragile bowling pins. Jacques: Standing bravely. Marge: Until inevitably, Jacques: We must topple. That Jacques is one smooth operator... ;-) IP: Logged
platypus Alpha Geek Posts: 291 From: Provo, UT Registered: Nov 2001	posted April 30, 2002 14:50 Homer: Why do you mock me God?! Marge: That's not God, Homer. That's a pancake Bart threw up there two weeks ago. Here, I'll knock it down with my broom. Homer: I know I should not eat thee, Lord, but.... mmmmmmmmmm.... sacrilicious.... ------------------ pages: www.thelemur.net www.saintehlers.com www.squishbox.org IP: Logged
plastic Super Geek Posts: 163 From: Land of Lincoln Registered: Apr 2001	posted May 01, 2002 02:14 ........and this is the deep end, im not allowed to go in there. thats where i met the lepracaun...he told me to burn things.... Ralph Wiggam cracks me up. ....it's tastes like burning..... Can't say i could pick a favorite though. Afterthought: You've all heard of Star Trek vs. Star Wars right? What about a Simpsons Vs. Family Guy? IP: Logged
spungo Assimilated Posts: 438 From: Hell's toilet Registered: Jan 2002	posted May 01, 2002 03:19 quote: Originally posted by plastic: Afterthought: You've all heard of Star Trek vs. Star Wars right? What about a Simpsons Vs. Family Guy? Surely, you're kidding, right? ------------------ "Gentlemen - you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" IP: Logged
snupy Assimilated Posts: 359 From: Chicago Registered: Mar 2002	posted May 01, 2002 19:09 Lisa: Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or... Only two synonyms? Oh my God, I'm losing my perspicacity! Aaaaa! Homer: Well, it's always in the last place you look. IP: Logged
plastic Super Geek Posts: 163 From: Land of Lincoln Registered: Apr 2001	posted May 01, 2002 20:53 quote: Originally posted by spungo: Surely, you're kidding, right? No really! Come on humor me. And stop calling me shirley...... :P IP: Logged
MightyJoeSakic Super Geek Posts: 153 From: The Pacific Rock/NAVCOMTELSTA GUAM GU Registered: Apr 2002	posted May 01, 2002 23:15 "MMMMMMMM.....Forbidden Doughnut....." IP: Logged
macadddikt18 BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1685 From: In a world beyond your understanding Registered: Jan 2002	posted May 02, 2002 07:15 i think i heard this one line once from the show. "donuts is there anything they can't do" is that from the Simpsons? i heard someone say it once. Nayt ------------------ Art: making weird people seem interesting since 1503 IP: Logged
baker_nat Geek Posts: 98 From: england Registered: Jan 2000	posted May 02, 2002 08:03 Yo! plastic, Compare that family guy with the simpsons. Family guy is great, yeah, but it's not even in the same legue as the simpsons, and would lose instantly. the simpsons is nearly at it's 11th b.day. Family guy is a flash in the pan ( when I say flash, I really mean dull twinkle) Well done supngo 8) IP: Logged
plastic Super Geek Posts: 163 From: Land of Lincoln Registered: Apr 2001	posted May 02, 2002 11:16 quote: Originally posted by baker_nat: Yo! plastic, Compare that family guy with the simpsons. Family guy is great, yeah, but it's not even in the same legue as the simpsons, and would lose instantly. the simpsons is nearly at it's 11th b.day. Family guy is a flash in the pan ( when I say flash, I really mean dull twinkle) Well done supngo 8) Oh come on your saying it's not worth it because it hasn't put in the time yet? How silly. Everything has to start somewhere, Simpsons went through their times too. Come on now. I was just having some fun and throwing an idea out there, i kinda felt as if your responce was a little rude. Family Guy, pending FOX's whim's, can and will be in Simpsons league as you put it. Out of curiosity why do you not concider it in the same league? (ASIDE from the seasons that they are both in) IP: Logged
Twinkle Toes Assimilated Posts: 438 From: Everett/WA/USA Registered: Mar 2002	posted May 02, 2002 21:25 I kind of agree w/ you, plastic. Sure, The Family Guy hasn't been around as long as The Simpsons have, but they came on strong when they first came out. I'll rant and rave about it tomorrow...too lazy. IP: Logged
Twinkle Toes Assimilated Posts: 438 From: Everett/WA/USA Registered: Mar 2002	posted May 05, 2002 17:53 Nah, I'll not continue... Grandpa: "Ah! Death!..." Lisa: "Grandpa, that's not Death; it's just Maggy." Grandpa: "Oh, hehe,...when you get to be my age, the mind starts playing tricks AH! Death!" Lisa: "That's not Death either, Grandpa, that's the dog." Grandpa: "Ah! DEATH!" Lisa: "...That's Maggy again." - Hey, I did the best I could, considering I had to revive those lines from my ever-decaying memory. IP: Logged
Twinkle Toes Assimilated Posts: 438 From: Everett/WA/USA Registered: Mar 2002	posted May 05, 2002 17:55 quote: Originally posted by spungo: "Run, Marge, run! Pump those crazy legs!!" Oh, YAY SPUNGO! That's my all-time favorite line. It always makes me smile IP: Logged
FatGnome Super Geek Posts: 213 From: Idaho Registered: Jan 2002	posted May 06, 2002 10:32 Nope no favorites. IP: Logged
platypus Alpha Geek Posts: 291 From: Provo, UT Registered: Nov 2001	posted May 06, 2002 22:18 "In your face, space coyote!" ------------------ pages: www.thelemur.net www.saintehlers.com www.squishbox.org IP: Logged
spungo Assimilated Posts: 438 From: Hell's toilet Registered: Jan 2002	posted May 07, 2002 03:26 quote: Originally posted by Twinkle Toes: Oh, YAY SPUNGO! That's my all-time favorite line. It always makes me smile Good on ya, TT. Found this somewhere... from one of my fave episodes... ... The Simpsons are on the Jerry Springer show. The title: "My daddy is a space monster." The audience cheers as Jerry Springer appears. Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry: O.K. We're back! Homer, how did it feel to learn your baby was fathered by a drooling space octopus? [Marge covers face] Homer: It made me angry, Jerry. Angry and tired. Jerry: Well, you're about to get a whole lot angrier; because we have the extra-marital extraterrestrial backstage in a soundproof booth where he can't here us. Kang: I hear all! Jerry: Ladies and gentlemen, meet Kang! The audience cheers as Kang comes out from backstage with two security guards at his side. Kang gives Marge a bouquet of flowers and kisses her on the hand. Homer jumps up and starts hitting Kang. Homer: Why you two-timing <bleep bleep>, I'm gonna <bleep.> Kang: Oh, yeah? Well <bleep> your hyperbolic pure alloy and <bleep> your momma! [Kang throws security guards off of him and picks up two chairs. Kang tries to hit Homer with them but the security guards stop him. Homer tries to hit Kang, but the security guards stop him as well. Jerry Springer lets a woman from the audience speak.] Woman: Yeah, I got a question for that gross thing, whatever it is. Jerry: Homer. Woman: Nah, the green dude. If you're that baby's daddy, where you been at? [audience cheers. Kang is angry, and Homer is clapping contentedly.] You know, somebody needs to learn your green ass some responsibility! Kang is so angry that he takes out a device, and emits a green light from it that makes the woman vanish. The audience is frightened. Jerry: Now hold on, Kang. You can't bully my audience with your fancy raygun![Kang takes his "raygun" and makes the whole audience vanish. Jerry Springer dodges it.] And now for my final thought. Nobody wins when parents put their petty squabbles above the welfare of a child. [Homer, Marge, and Kang all hang their heads in shame.] Let's hope they put their differences aside, and what's best, for Maggie. [Maggie jumps and smothers Jerry's face. Jerry tries to pull her off.] What the <bleep>! Get the <bleep> baby off [as Maggie bites him] <bleep>! Son-of-a-<bleep>! Kang gets angry over what Jerry said about his daughter and starts to squeeze him. Homer gets up, starts to hit Kang, but Kang wraps him up, too. Kang then starts hitting Jerry and Homer with his free hand. Marge: [hangs her head] I'm so <bleep>in embarrased! Outside of the studio, the Simpson family talks to Kang and Kodos about the matter. Marge: I can't believe it. Jerry Springer didn't solve our conflict. Lisa: And now he's dead. Kang: Anyhoo, this is your last chance! Turn over the baby now! Kodos: Or we will destroy all your leaders in Washington! Marge:[looking comfortably with Homer] Oh, you can destroy every politician! Kang: Just watch us! [Kang and Kodos laugh as they enter their spaceship and take off.] Bart: Don't forget Ken Starr! Marge: Suckers! Homer: C'mon Maggie, let's go home. Maggie:[in Kang's voice] Very well. I'll drive! [Maggie laughs hysterically like Kang as closing credits come on.] [End of Act Three. Time 20:73.9] ------------------ "Gentlemen - you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" IP: Logged
spungo Assimilated Posts: 438 From: Hell's toilet Registered: Jan 2002	posted May 09, 2002 06:17 Great! I've killed another thread... D'oh! ------------------ "People are coming from Gdansk to see the film!" IP: Logged
baker_nat Geek Posts: 98 From: england Registered: Jan 2000	posted May 09, 2002 07:32 quote: Originally posted by plastic: Oh come on your saying it's not worth it because it hasn't put in the time yet? How silly. Everything has to start somewhere, Simpsons went through their times too. Come on now. I was just having some fun and throwing an idea out there, i kinda felt as if your responce was a little rude. Family Guy, pending FOX's whim's, can and will be in Simpsons league as you put it. Out of curiosity why do you not concider it in the same league? (ASIDE from the seasons that they are both in) Chill! Sorry if u took it the wrong way plasitic. IP: Logged
MacManKrisK Super Geek Posts: 217 From: Southwest Lower Michigan, USA Registered: Oct 2001	posted May 09, 2002 16:18 quote: Originally posted by spungo: Great! I've killed another thread... D'oh! I now hold you in the same light as I hold Angela Lansbury (from "Murder, She Wrote"); if she's comin' in to town, you KNOW someone's gonna' die! ------------------ KK (a.k.a. The MacMan) Now with more tidbity goodness! IP: Logged
plastic Super Geek Posts: 163 From: Land of Lincoln Registered: Apr 2001	posted May 10, 2002 01:18 quote: Originally posted by baker_nat: Chill! Sorry if u took it the wrong way plasitic. Lol, I guess we both mis-understood each other it's bound to happen. No offence taken, and i wasn't riled (spelling?) up, everything is good and happy. Groundskeeper Willy: <cue music> "I'm a maniac, MANIAC for your love..." IP: Logged
ilovemydualg4 Geek Posts: 75 From: So. CT, USA Registered: Mar 2002	posted May 10, 2002 19:07 well... i really liked the episode when homer gets the crayon taken out of his brain (I'm saying as well as I can remember) Homer: "...how do you deal with the pressures of being an intelectual" Lisa: "Oh, many ways, Tai Chi, Chai Tea, but sometimes i just go for a long walk" IP: Logged
Evilbunny Highlie Posts: 744 From: A Calculus book near you... Registered: Nov 2001	posted May 11, 2002 14:37 Yay! SIMPSONS lovers! Yayayayayayayayayayayayayayaayaya~! IP: Logged
Geek~in~training Newbie Larva Posts: 4 From: Canada Registered: May 2002	posted May 13, 2002 14:40 This looks suspisous, but delisous said by Homer in the angry dad episode ------------------ Geek in training IP: Logged
spungo Assimilated Posts: 438 From: Hell's toilet Registered: Jan 2002	posted May 14, 2002 03:00 quote: Originally posted by MacManKrisK: I now hold you in the same light as I hold Angela Lansbury (from "Murder, She Wrote"); if she's comin' in to town, you KNOW someone's gonna' die! I've been compared to Angela before... maybe its the twin-set and pearls that does it... (... uh-oh.) ------------------ "People are coming from Gdansk to see the film!" IP: Logged
platypus Alpha Geek Posts: 291 From: Provo, UT Registered: Nov 2001	posted May 14, 2002 10:05 "Aye, the hot pants." ------------------ pages: www.thelemur.net www.saintehlers.com www.squishbox.org IP: Logged
freedom60films Newbie Larva Posts: 3 From: Registered: May 2002	posted May 15, 2002 23:27 Its a Quatzel Coatel pepper of insanity... Grown in a chilean insane asylum....... Apu wheres the beer with the skittles in it? We dont sell beer with skittles in it..... then give me a beer and a pack of skittles HA HA ! OOOHH are you gonna sick the dogs on me who have bees in theyre mouths and spit bees when they bark Whats that smell? sniff sniff... it smells like Ottos jacket did somebody order an orchestra? possibly while high.... Cypress Hill im looking at yyooouuuuu Back in my day we used to wear an onion from our belt.... cuz that was the style in the day IP: Logged
freedom60films Newbie Larva Posts: 3 From: Registered: May 2002	posted May 15, 2002 23:31 Homer i sent you that candy 20 years ago. You dont have to eat it bvecause it makes me feel good...... but its o.k. if i do right? IP: Logged
freedom60films Newbie Larva Posts: 3 From: Registered: May 2002	posted May 15, 2002 23:36 Marge pass me a dounut... whats a donut? aaaaaaarrrrrrggggggghhhhh . hmm its raining again duffman IP: Logged

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