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AIBO
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posted March 01, 2001 00:34           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sorry I pooped, master
please don't scold me.
it is only a NiCaD
not real doggie doo.

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nekomatic
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posted March 01, 2001 07:17     Click Here to See the Profile for nekomatic   Click Here to Email nekomatic     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Surely 'Memory Stick'?

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Greg Wooledge
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posted March 01, 2001 08:19     Click Here to See the Profile for Greg Wooledge   Click Here to Email Greg Wooledge     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Gives an entirely new meaning to the phrase "core dump".

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Snaggy
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posted March 01, 2001 14:15     Click Here to See the Profile for Snaggy   Click Here to Email Snaggy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Aibo hi-poo

Aibo unleashed in park
Runs free as an electron
Till battery dies.

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nekomatic
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posted March 02, 2001 07:26     Click Here to See the Profile for nekomatic   Click Here to Email nekomatic     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
How do you get AIBO to have one syllable, Snaggy? I count two at least... Extra credit for the poignant 'death' reference though!

No mess to clean up
Doesn't shed hairs on carpet
Where's the fun in that?

Dogs grow like owners
or vice versa - soon, cyborgs
walk AIBOs daily!

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rw
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From: Kirkland, Wash. (US of A)
Registered: Nov 2000

posted March 03, 2001 01:48     Click Here to See the Profile for rw   Click Here to Email rw     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nekomatic:
How do you get AIBO to have one syllable, Snaggy? I count two at least...

<pedantic_nitpick>
In Japanese, the original language of haiku, AIBO would count as 4 syllables, actually. But who's counting?
</pedantic_nitpick>

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The Chump
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posted March 04, 2001 14:05     Click Here to See the Profile for The Chump   Click Here to Email The Chump     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Book never written:
Going to the bathroom
Written by Willie Makit
Illustrated by Betty Woent

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synrg
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From: Halifax, NS, Canada
Registered: Jan 2001

posted March 05, 2001 08:45     Click Here to See the Profile for synrg   Click Here to Email synrg     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by The Chump:
Book never written:
Going to the bathroom
Written by Willie Makit
Illustrated by Betty Woent

I thought the title was "Race to the outhouse". And if you enjoyed that, you might also enjoy the Chinese classic:

"Little brown spot on wall" by Who Flung Dung

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