Current JoyPoll results for 439 entries:
What would be the coolest part of a Dyson Geekosphere?
Isolation from distracting and annoying reality, ... don't worry, there's a broadband Internet connection built in.
73
16%
The outer surface. The Dyson Geekosphere's outer surface area is much larger than that of the occupant's, therefore it radiates heat away at a much lower blackbody temperature, ... you're voting from inside one, aren't you.
67
15%
The propeller beanie accessory!, ... it's more than an accessory, it's a lifestyle.
40
9%
Being able to stuff several per cubicle for maximum efficiency, ... you root for The Borg, don't you.
22
5%
Anything related to Freeman Dyson is cool in my books, ... Lord of the Spheres!
62
14%
Anyplace that can hide me from that McBride of SCO-doo Doll is desirable, ... he only has power over you if you believe in him.
101
23%
Mmmmmmm... Open Soylent!
74
16%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and blackbody mathematics.
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