Current JoyPoll results for 780 entries:
So why would the Dalai Lama want a job in the first place?
| He wanted to feel your pain, ... hopefully he made you forget some pain, with a chuckle. |
52 |
6% |
 |
| He didn't want to be known as the Lazy Lama, ... I'm not lazy, I'm meditating!!! |
30 |
3% |
 |
| He answered a spam email "Make great money from your Temple!", ... Free your country from oppression NOW! |
124 |
15% |
 |
| He was just Monk-eying around, ... he's got such an en-chanting sense of humor. |
36 |
4% |
 |
| He's got this really bad eBay addiction, ... he keeps bidding on artifacts from his former lives. |
89 |
11% |
 |
| He didn't really go there for a job, but he is just too nice to say no, ... at least he doesn't have a holier-than-thou attitude. |
337 |
43% |
 |
| I peacefully resisted voting. |
112 |
14% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and compassion for data oppressors.
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