Current JoyPoll results for 780 entries:
So why would the Dalai Lama want a job in the first place?
He wanted to feel your pain, ... hopefully he made you forget some pain, with a chuckle.
He didn't want to be known as the Lazy Lama, ... I'm not lazy, I'm meditating!!!
He answered a spam email "Make great money from your Temple!", ... Free your country from oppression NOW!
He was just Monk-eying around, ... he's got such an en-chanting sense of humor.
He's got this really bad eBay addiction, ... he keeps bidding on artifacts from his former lives.
He didn't really go there for a job, but he is just too nice to say no, ... at least he doesn't have a holier-than-thou attitude.
I peacefully resisted voting.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and compassion for data oppressors.