Current JoyPoll results for 418 entries:
What's your favorite reason to crush geek unions?
| They might improve the working conditions of geeks, ... how can you possible improve on 16 hour days in a florescently-illuminated cubicle? |
20 |
4% |
 |
| Unions suggests that geeks are in fact human beings and just might actually have some human rights, ... doesn't the Geneva Convention specifically exclude geeks? |
108 |
25% |
 |
| It might let those lazy geeks get more sleep, ... I heard they work better with less sleep and more caffeine. |
48 |
11% |
 |
| If geeks can unionize, then maybe nerds can too, ... the horror, the horror. |
76 |
18% |
 |
| I just like crushing their heads, ... is that why I have mush for brains? |
103 |
24% |
 |
| I busted the results. |
63 |
15% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the state of the union.
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