Current QuickPoll results for 2018 entries:
When stuff isn't working, how do you usually get stuff to work?
| Patiently explore all non-violent options, ... you are the Ghandi of tech support. |
352 |
17% |
 |
| Swear like crazy at it, ... perhaps the vibrations from your booming voice will jiggle it just right. |
231 |
11% |
 |
| Punch the crap out of it, ... you learned that one from the Fonz. |
52 |
2% |
 |
| Swear and punch, and then kick, if appropriate, ... just remember, we are entering the Age of Robots, and one day, they will punch back. |
805 |
39% |
 |
| I get someone else to fix it, ... sometimes it's best to hire professional inanimate object abusers. |
230 |
11% |
 |
| I viewed the results, dammit! |
348 |
17% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and non-aggression treaties.
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