Current QuickPoll results for 1322 entries:
Who do you think hit their button first?
The TTB's. They are very good with buttons, ... they seem to know which buttons to push.
Arthur C. Clarke. He is the Father of all button pushers, ... didn't he invent the Big Red button?
They both hit them at the exact same instant, ... it's synergy, man, I read about it in Marketing.
Actually, both their hands slipped. Neither hit their button, ... if a hand slips on a button, does it make a sound?
How do I really know those are their hands? ... they do look suspiciously like hand doubles.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and buttons that resist being pushed.