Current QuickPoll results for 1386 entries:
Where do you like to wear your Spock ears?
I like to wear them on my ears! Har har, I'm so funny, ...the oldest joke in the Federation.
I like to wear them on other places... I'm so sexy!, ... the second oldest joke in the Federation, but still pretty good.
At conventions of course, ... always a crowd pleaser at ear, nose, and throat (ENT) Expos!
While relaxing at home, among friends and family, ... because my co-workers won't let me wear them while relaxing at work.
While driving. It really freaks out the pedestrians, ... they think I'm Romulan!
I don't need fake plastic ears. I had Spock ear surgery, ... hey, Kirk did it once, why not you?
I don't need fake plastic ears, and I'd rather not talk about it, ... especially with all the Vulcans listening around here.
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Federation Treaty.)