Current QuickPoll results for 302 entries:
What's in Eric's poison box?
Bad Source, ...it was accidently left open.
Fan mail from Bill Gates., ...sweet smelling but written with a poison pen
Stool samples from Redmond, ...what, you thought that he would be filling the Super Soakers with water?
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and incoming bombs.)