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ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1598 |
posted June 10, 2002 19:34
Here is only one example, I have more. When the Mariners win the world series, you know hell has frozen over. ------------------ IP: Logged |
Janeway Alpha Geek Posts: 291 |
posted June 10, 2002 19:39
When something goes right for me, then Hell has frozen over. IP: Logged |
uilleann Super Geek Posts: 247 |
posted June 11, 2002 02:23
Aww cheer up Janeway :) - Uilleann PS If I die and get sent to Heaven, I'll know Hell had frozen over some time prior to that (and there'd be a little sign on the gates of Hell reading "temporarily out of order, we apologise for the inconvenience"). IP: Logged |
snupy Assimilated Posts: 420 |
posted June 11, 2002 02:55
When the Cubs win the World Series. IP: Logged |
ilovemydualg4 Super Geek Posts: 244 |
posted June 11, 2002 03:14
once they are listed in accuweather, with a report of being very chilly may be just the time for me ------------------ IP: Logged |
biogeek Newbie Larva Posts: 2 |
posted June 11, 2002 05:44
Um, have you guys forgotten the Red Sox? IP: Logged |
macadddikt18 BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1725 |
posted June 11, 2002 06:14
If the Cincinnati Bengals or the Cleveland Browns even make it to the superbowl, it is a cold day in hell, if they win the superbowl, well then, hell must have frozen over. Nayt ------------------ IP: Logged |
platypus Alpha Geek Posts: 295 |
posted June 11, 2002 06:44
I'll be out of debt ------------------ IP: Logged |
Super Flippy Super Geek Posts: 156 |
posted June 11, 2002 08:42
All web pages validate. IP: Logged |
Steen SuperBlabberMouth! Posts: 1237 |
posted June 11, 2002 08:50
I just go to the How's The Weather Down There? page and look at the report:
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Evilbunny Highlie Posts: 759 |
posted June 11, 2002 12:42
Whenever the devil drinks too many brain freezies IP: Logged |
tafkact Highlie Posts: 651 |
posted June 11, 2002 14:28
when a maxtor hdd lasts longer than 6 months, hell will freeze over IP: Logged |
ilovemydualg4 Super Geek Posts: 244 |
posted June 11, 2002 14:31
quote: LOL i second that! ------------------ IP: Logged |
tafkact Highlie Posts: 651 |
posted June 11, 2002 17:02
quote: tyvm. added to www.harddriveHELL.com IP: Logged |
The Lama Geek Posts: 83 |
posted June 11, 2002 17:04
when i go to school and theres more than 1 person who knows as much about macs as i do, and uses them at home too! IP: Logged |
mephisto Highlie Posts: 601 |
posted June 11, 2002 18:19
when my sex life is non existent and i have stopped working out. IP: Logged |
ilovemydualg4 Super Geek Posts: 244 |
posted June 11, 2002 18:29
quote: ahhh.... kinda reminds me of this one... ------------------ IP: Logged |
Xanthine Highlie Posts: 708 |
posted June 11, 2002 18:56
When an experiment works the first time. Alternatively, when I find a man and settle down. ------------------ IP: Logged |
LifetimeTrekker Highlie Posts: 524 |
posted June 11, 2002 19:39
When Zorro takes a vow of celebacy and joins the priesthood. Or when Nayt gets laid. Either equally improbable event will do. IP: Logged |
Janeway Alpha Geek Posts: 291 |
posted June 11, 2002 20:09
Good ones, LT! IP: Logged |
quantumfluff Uber Geek Posts: 844 |
posted June 11, 2002 20:12
When my wife buys gas for her car. IP: Logged |
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1598 |
posted June 12, 2002 16:53
quote: I was actually thinking of starting My own religion that is a little more sex-friendly. I could technically become a priest. I have been informed Satan has put in an order for Parkas..........Z ------------------ IP: Logged |
snupy Assimilated Posts: 420 |
posted June 12, 2002 18:32
quote: You wouldn't be all that out of place in the priesthood now, Z.... sorry, I know, cheap and easy shot, but that's me. Well, not cheap IP: Logged |
LifetimeTrekker Highlie Posts: 524 |
posted June 12, 2002 19:23
quote: The key, dear Zorro, was the vow of celebacy. THAT would be the improbablilty causing hell to freeze over. IP: Logged |
GameMaster Assimilated Posts: 382 |
posted June 12, 2002 20:42
Much like the improbability drive, hell will freeze over, when the likely hood of hell freezing over becomes the lowest it can possibly be. Alternitivly, when the majority of the world would rather watch Top Coder [ [url]http://www.topcoder.com[\url] ] (which would be televissed then), I enter the compition and win and I am worshiped as a god. All events mentioned above would also be result of the invention and use of the improbability drive. ------------------ IP: Logged |
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1598 |
posted June 13, 2002 20:08
quote:
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ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1598 |
posted June 13, 2002 20:10
quote: I could take the vow, being a terrible liar I wouldn't last too long. Do I have to stick to it or can I forget it after a couple of weeks like I did My resolutions?........Z ------------------ IP: Logged |
TheAnnoyedCockroach Highlie Posts: 552 |
posted June 13, 2002 20:32
Here's a few signs that you know Hell has frozen over (Or it's very, very cold down there). -I upgrade my computer, and it works, first time. There, that should set Satan shivering... ------------------ IP: Logged |
snupy Assimilated Posts: 420 |
posted June 13, 2002 20:35
quote: Geez, Z...it's not even a challenge anymore, is it? ------------------ IP: Logged |
snupy Assimilated Posts: 420 |
posted June 13, 2002 20:37
quote: What were your resolutions?? IP: Logged |
TheAnnoyedCockroach Highlie Posts: 552 |
posted June 14, 2002 19:56
Some things, I'm sure, are better left unanswered, Snupy... ------------------ IP: Logged |
platypus Alpha Geek Posts: 295 |
posted June 14, 2002 20:20
quote: I actually have TWO Maxtor Hard drives. The youngest one is just over a year old (been in constant use in an always on computer). The older one is, I believe, pushing 3. They've been working very very well for me. ------------------ IP: Logged |
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1598 |
posted June 15, 2002 07:37
quote: nope, but that is ok, challenges are starting to seem overrated anyway..............Z ------------------ IP: Logged |
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1598 |
posted June 15, 2002 07:40
quote: I have failed on many resolutions: lose weight, be nice, smile more often, try not to stare at pretty girls, ignore the voices. they have all failed. So I finally resolved to make no more resolutions. I think I can keep that one.............Z ------------------ IP: Logged |
snupy Assimilated Posts: 420 |
posted June 15, 2002 08:14
quote: I'll bet you're nicer than you like to let on... IP: Logged |
snupy Assimilated Posts: 420 |
posted June 15, 2002 15:50
You'll have to start a Q and A part deux, Z....no more pages left over there. IP: Logged |
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1598 |
posted June 16, 2002 19:32
quote: possibly, but I prefer to keep people at a distance. If you let them get too close, they can do more damage..............Z ------------------ IP: Logged |
ZorroTheFox BlabberMouth, the Next Generation. Posts: 1598 |
posted June 16, 2002 19:34
quote: ok, I will work on it right away.....Z ------------------ IP: Logged |
snupy Assimilated Posts: 420 |
posted June 16, 2002 20:46
quote: Life's too short to be so cynical, Z...... IP: Logged |
plastic Super Geek Posts: 164 |
posted June 16, 2002 23:45
My doorbell starts ringing and there are ppl lined up around the block i.e. "ya when hell freezes over" lol
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