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Originally posted by neotatsu:
oi I'm quite pissed now...I wrote a nice reply to twinkies list answering them because zorro got some wrong but It wouldn't let me post ...damnit...maybe I'll rewrite it later....it won't let there be anymore than 8 pages in the thread so theres no room for anything else here

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I didn't realize there was a limit......Z

can lois clark have superman's baby?

A: yes

does he blow a load like a shotgun?

A: No, but he can. He has incredible control of his release.

if she gets a tan will the kid kick thru her uterus?

A: no, it has to be direect sunlight.

is wonderwomans uterus strong enuff to handle his kid?
if so why?

A: it blocks the sun, that is all you need.

can he stretch every part of his body? every part?

A: yes, but if he does it too far it will break.

is everything on the thing orange including you know what?
(if you have never seen mallrats you wouldnt understand the questions)

a: no, but most of it is.

has mj ever given a bj to spiderman?

A; yes, but they can't put that in without changing the ratings.

are you even supposed to be here today?

A: no, that's why I waited till tomorrow.

my girlfriend licked 37 dicks... in a row?

A: no, there was a slight pause between each one.

how long does it take willem to see the picture?

A: almost instantaniously, it just takes time to focus.

whats whoopie?(detailed explanation plz)

A: a cushion that releases a bronx cheer when it is inflated then sat on.

what noises would u make during it?

A: none, but the cushion sounds like a fart.

would anybody shake hands with jason lee after what he did mallrats?

A: there are people who will do anything.

can silent bob really use the force?

A: no, it's all in his mind.

does jay really think about men when he masturbates?

A: yeppers, but only some of the time.

do randall and dante really get married at the unitarian church dressed as stormtroopers?

A: no, it is all fictional.

if so is dante really the bitch?

A: probably, but do you really want to know such things.

is it true that if you blast chicks up the ass they fart?

A: sometimes, but it is not a real fart, it is just compressed air from the tight seal.

is god really a woman?

A: if he was labor would be much harder on the man.

is jesus black?

A: he is dark skinned for sure, popular white views try to make him look whiter but he is definately brown.

are morris day and the time the best band of all time?

A: nope

have you ever participated in the finger cuffs position?

A: I have used finger cuffs but never heard of a position called that. Do you make this stuff up or is it something your friends made up.

if so which of the three ppl were you?

A: there were only two, and I had the key.

how did my cousin walter get a gerbil up his ass?

A: it crawled up

what makes him think that shoving a cat up there will get it out?

A: stupidity

so did he cum?

A: no, the pain from the claws tearing flesh would be too much.

if all these ppl went to high school together does that mean that it was an entire school filled with people that look like ben affleck and jason lee.. etc.?

A: only the ones that counted.

ok thats all the kevin smith movie questions i could think of...

A: I would have been able to give better question had I actually saw a kevin smith movie. I have only been given recounts from friends and I did see a few random scenes.

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that's for sure, I can respect someone who actually has and opinion and will defend it. I wish more people had a backbone. I'm sure you will find success in whatever you pursue...Z

A: actually I am 28, I was 19 when I did that naughty thing with the 65 year old. Funny thing, that year I also had fun with a 14 year old. I can't be specific about that though, the time limit is not yet up. She was very aggressive and knew not to take no for an answer.

Zorro, nice handling her questions without stepping into the realm of leagalities. I knew you'd take the oppertunity I gave you with the fill in the blanks, nice job.

A: thanks, I'm having a lot of fun on this thread. I only wish I had better answers but sometimes the brain isn't firing on all 8 cylinders.

On to the questions... These are of course clean questions, but I still think I'll end up with dirty answers...

What is the largest animal you've ever killed?

A: Cow

What is the best food you've ever had?

A: Chocolate pudding, it is My all time fav.

What is the fastest thing you've ever driven?

A: 1965 Dodge Coronet. It had a blown 383. I never took it to its top speed but I am told it could easily do 175 before drag became a problem. It was designed for drag racing so it didn't have the best handling package.

What is the fastest thing you've ever driven without a licence for?

A: see above, it was not street legal.

How far is the farthest you've ever traveled in one trip?

A: I did a non-stop from seattle to nashville. I also went from spokane to spain but there were many stops.

What does a normal days diet consist of for you?

A: 5am-can of Mt Dew, 8am muffin or donut, 11am steak or burger, bag of chips, 5pm steak or burger, 8pm snack.

Who is you current celebrity crush?

A: Shakira, I don't care for her singing but boy is she hotttttt.

What would you like to steal (and pawn) more a grammy or a Cleo?

A: cleo, everyone knows grammy's are worthless.

A grammy or an Emmy?

A: emmy, duh

An Emmy or a Golden Globe?

A: golden globe, I just like the name

What state is rummored to have passed a law making the offical legal value for PI equal to exsactly 3? What were the origins of the rumor?

A: dammit, I know I should know this but it must have slipped My mind. Refresh Me, please >;o) .

If you could receive a dime for everytime someone said a certian word, what word would you want it to be? *note you saying it or paying someone to say it doesn't cout*

A: hello

Why 50% chances on the Easter Bunny at [email protected]?

A: either they do or they don't. if that's not 50-50 I don't know what is >;o).

Replaceing you middle name with the binary representations of the ASCII values for each char, what would your middle name looklike?

A: My real middle name or My handle?

When did you have your OBE (Out of Body Experience)?

A: I mixed drugs wihtout knowing what they were. It could have been just a bad trip >;o)

How far did you get, before you ran into the "silver thread" (how far did you get before being pulled back to your body)?

A: it seemed like hours, I got to travel all around the house before flying around the skies. If I had only known what drugs it were I would definately have taken them again.

Do you believe in ghosts?

A: yes

(I can't resist)Do you see dead people?

A; I think I did on a few occasions, but they could have been imagined.

What am I drinking? *there are some clues on the boards as to what is might be and what it isn't*

A: water

Stupid oldies, which I typically hate, let's see how Zorro warps them...

What do you put in a toaster?

A: crumbs

There is a one story green house, everything is green (walls, windows, stove... it's all green). What color are the stairs?

A: assuming you didnt have stair access to the roof, and no stairs on the porch, there wouldn't be any stairs. If there were, they would be green.

If a rooster lays an egg, and the wind is blowing from the west, which way will the egg roll?

A; it wont, they are pretty secure in the nest, but the feathers would blow east.

Now that Neo is using my digression, what should I use to end my posts?

a: so says I

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What's SpikeSpiegal's iq????

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145, but the test is flawed >;o)

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Originally posted by snupy:
[QUOTE]But you're living dangerously by answering yes to the "lick" question, aren't you???????

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maybe, but as long as I am not specific then the whole thing is left up to interpretation. Since they cannot read minds, My lawyer will have no problem keeping Me squeaky clean.......Z

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I don't think the Licking question was all that leading, as it didn't say what he were licking, and so he should be safe.

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well that is reassuring, thanks........Z

Is it true that you're a moron?

Too bad your IP isn't banned.

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If I drop a cookie on the floor, and 2.5 seconds later I pick it up, take a byte, and then drop it again on the floor, and pick it up after 3 seconds, how does the 5 second rule aply?

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it doesn't, if it looks clean I would still eat it. But I think it might be like the shot clock in the NBA, if it hits the rim, the clock resets.........Z

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Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
it applies that you should shut up for asking stupid questions like that.. dont waste zorros time.. let gamemaster do his stuff with da perverted/messed up questions

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now now, everyone has a chance to ask a question. even the easy ones are legitimate....Z

A: I already answered that one, are you getting curious again >;o)

Is it true that you're a moron?

A: only when I am around girls, but that is common with most geeks.

Too bad your IP isn't banned.

A: oh you meant that guy, My bad >;o)

Oops, ok, I edited the quote so as not to make it appear I was asking. I hope people would know I have more class than that, though.

I want to know what his answer to the rooster question is before I point another flaw... *Evil grin*

Since people seem to be a fan of my more colorful questions...

How old were you when you lost your purity, so to speak?

Have you ever been sexually attracted to an inadamant object?

Why do you have a problem with sex with people afraid of the dead?
"necrophobaphile" is "necro" "Phobia" and "philia" which littery would be dead, fear of, love of ... Alternitivly you could have intrpreted that as a fear of people who love the dead...

Have you ever used a hammer as a sex 'toy'?
Did it hurt her? Or you? Was it enjoyable for her? Or you?

What was the weirdest place you found your clothing after a night of sex?

What do you enjoy more ferious f*cking or passonate love making?

Do you take this woman to be your not-so-lawfully bedded slave? *points to a random girl*

Do you have any guess as to the pronouncation of the name I posted asking for Meph's help with?

How many times have you used the phrase "Peanut butter, hmmm... Intreating, I was thinking along the lines of a lubricant?"

What is the strangest food you've used during foreplay?

What would make the best "co-ed naked ..." shirt?
The co-ed naked shirts are shirts that have sayings on the fron or back that are somthing like "Co-ed naked bar hopping" or "co-ed naked bungee jumping"

Have you ever cared to much to have sex with a girl who was willing?

Have you ever slept with a girl, cuz you couldn't get her sister, bestfriend or the like?

What is your worst regret?

Fill in the blank:
There once was a _____ from _______, who ________________________________________.

There was an old ______ who lived in a __________,
she had so much ____________ she __________________.

Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak ______________,
and each _____________________, wroght it's ______________ upon the floor. While I _______________, nearly _______________ suddenly there came a _________________, as if someone gently ______________, ______________ on my __________________.

In the ________________, there was talk of ______________, which was said to exsist in the ______________ and _______________ of ___________. Though no one could confirm _______________, and the _____________ was inconclusive, it is hard to ignore the possibility that _____________ might be a hiden danger.

Why are my cats fighting?
What event made it all start?

Do I want White or wheat bread?

How many flies does it take to screw in a light buld?

Can I use the new tag line you gave me now?

Please?

Thanks.
So say I, right?

alright, here we go...
So say I.

if so prove or disprove his/her existense..

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Originally posted by snupy:
Now, Zorro, don't you know me better than that-would I call you a moron??? I just think considering there are women on these boards too, the phrasing of that question was inappropriate. I'm usually not easily offended, but I was.

Oops, ok, I edited the quote so as not to make it appear I was asking. I hope people would know I have more class than that, though.

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I knew, but it was fun anyway. I didn't feel blasted was a good word to use either. I suppose using such language makes some men feel more dominant............Z

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Originally posted by uilleann:
Do roosters lay eggs?

- Uilleann

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A: yes

if so prove or disprove his/her existense..

A: I asked for a sign and got it. If you had been there perhaps you would believe too. It's not something you can just talk about, you had to see it.

A: oh, thanks >;o)

I want to know what his answer to the rooster question is before I point another flaw... *Evil grin*

A: already gave it

Since people seem to be a fan of my more colorful questions...

How old were you when you lost your purity, so to speak?

A: willingly, 12.....the other time we don't talk about but there was no penetration involved, only touching >;o(

Have you ever been sexually attracted to an inadamant object?

A: if you don't count fictional animated characters, then no

Why do you have a problem with sex with people afraid of the dead?
"necrophobaphile" is "necro" "Phobia" and "philia" which littery would be dead, fear of, love of ... Alternitivly you could have intrpreted that as a fear of people who love the dead...

A: I have a problem with anything dead. I don't go to funerals or burials. I don't do morgues, and if someone has some facination with death wheather it be positive or negative, I prefer to avoid them. I accept death and would rather not involve Myself with someone who is going to bother Me with their death problems...........Z

Have you ever used a hammer as a sex 'toy'?

A: yes, but it was a dead blow hammer >;o)

Did it hurt her? Or you?

A: nope, I know what I am doing

Was it enjoyable for her? Or you?

A:she loved it

What was the weirdest place you found your clothing after a night of sex?

A: on someone else

What do you enjoy more furious f*cking or passonate love making?

A: the last one, it is easier to get a girl in bed if you throw in the love word

Do you take this woman to be your not-so-lawfully bedded slave? *points to a random girl*

A; no, I prefer she willingly sign a bondage contract

Do you have any guess as to the pronouncation of the name I posted asking for Meph's help with?

A: I didn't even think about it

How many times have you used the phrase "Peanut butter, hmmm... Intreating, I was thinking along the lines of a lubricant?"

A: it's not a lube, it is to slow them down so they have to take their time which prolongs the enjoyment

What is the strangest food you've used during foreplay?

A: frozen fudge bars

What would make the best "co-ed naked ..." shirt?
The co-ed naked shirts are shirts that have sayings on the fron or back that are somthing like "Co-ed naked bar hopping" or "co-ed naked bungee jumping"

A: co-ed naked Fox loving, Zorro is alway up to helping college girls cram for their finals >;o)

Have you ever cared to much to have sex with a girl who was willing?

A: all the girls I have ever done were willing,

Have you ever slept with a girl, cuz you couldn't get her sister, bestfriend or the like?

A: yes

What is your worst regret?

A: that I survived long enough to have regrets

Fill in the blank:
There once was a girl from Kent , who was horny and couldn't pay rent, she said "I can't pay ya, how about if I lay ya", and now it's a monthly event. **a Zorro the Fox original, you are the first to see it**

There was an old woman who lived in a Dell,
she had so much anger she exclaimed "dude, I'm in hell".

Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak meadow,
and each morning, wroght it's symbol upon the floor. While I worshipped, nearly entranced, suddenly there came a shiver, as if someone gently tugging, pulled on my enchanted long staff.

In the media, there was talk of an enchanted long staff, which was said to exsist in the pants and boxers of Zorro the Fox. Though no one could confirm the length, and the enchantment was inconclusive, it is hard to ignore the possibility that such a weapon might be a hiden danger.

Why are my cats fighting?

A: you don't give them enough attention for both of them

What event made it all start?

A: they are competing for the little attention you do give them

Do I want White or wheat bread?

A: wheat, though you don't realize it yet

How many flies does it take to screw in a light buld?

A: 2

Can I use the new tag line you gave me now?

A: maybe

Please?

A: sure, knock yourself out >;o)

Thanks.
So say I, right?

A: that's the one

alright, here we go...
So say I.

when will peace be achieved?

when will poverty and disease gotten rid of?

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Do roosters lay eggs?

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As for the Game I wrote, I didn't write all of it, and it was just a MUD that used the TTYs of computers to create several iostreams that were used to display and retreive information from the players. It wasn't anything to fancy, and most of the underlying work was done already... What an assignment that was. I am just now learing to write code for peer to peer network games that would run on win/dos over the network and still have to worry about learning Vissual programing, seems the university likes to teach everything using commandline programs *grumbles.* I can write basic Vissual C++ programs, but nothing to fancy (yet).

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yeah well my state ment still stands.....that's a hellofalot more than I can do, I don't start in a class for any kind of programming untill fall...I've done some reading on it, but I can't really do anything as of yet.....ah but I DID just start.....anywho...ciao for now

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Zorro, here are more questions for you.
Follow ups:
If it takes two flies to screw in a light bulb, how did they get in there?

Where are roosters and hens kept?

It seems you mis understood one of my questions, so let me try to rephrase it, to get a better answer. Have you ever had a girl willing to sleep with you, and turned her down because you respected or cared about her too much?

Off hand question:
Should I take into account Midaclorians, when I am writting the formula for GPE (Geek Potential Energy (TM) Game-Master Inc. - Formula and pappers pending)?

The interesting questions continue:
What was so unussual about the frozen fudge bar?

Have you ever taped your self enguaged in sex?

Did you use the tape for pleasure or to study to improve in some area?

Are you ticklish?

Alright, a few oddities:
Why am I so picky about girls? Is this pickiness good or bad?

Do I want to toast the bread for my sandwich or not?

What was the last word spoken to you by a live person today, before you began answering this post?

If you wanted to steal bill gates money, how would you do it?

What makes you think that I am neglecting one or both of my cats? You don't think the sugury had anything to do with it?

How many empty cans of soda are near your computer?
How many empty cans of beer are near your computer?

What time do you consider "late at night"? What time do you consider "TOO EARLY"? What time do you consider "Slept to long"? What time do you consider killing your boss?

Have you ever, even jokingly (when you were younger perhaps), drew plans to blow up a building? Did you use them, even if on a model of the building? Would they have devistated the bulding to the degree you planned them too? ...With out ouching any other building in the area?

If you had access to a particle acceleratior, what would you do with it?

If you found your self the absolute ruler of America, when you woke up this morning, what laws would be in effect now, that hadn't perviously? What countires would our foriegn policies have changed toward? Could I be the head of a newly formed govermnet agency? What would said agency be in charge of regulataing or enforcing?

What is the funniest name you can think of to name your first born child:
if it is a girl?
if it is a boy?

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1) What is the color of my bra?

A: if I answer correctly I think I'd be arrested.

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4) Would you like to touch something of mine? (Yes, it means the first thing that comes to your mind)

A: evil, evil, I can hear the sirens approaching My mouse now.

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5) Where?

A: how about just a handshake for now, I enjoy freedom.

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8) Who do I consider my best friend so far? Why?

A: your computer, it lets you meet the interesting people you can't meet in person.

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9) Do I wear thongs? Why do you think that?

A: yes, all girls do these days. It is in style, even abercrombie and fitch (sp?) are selling them to girls as young as 10.

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11) What are my top 2 favorite bands?

A: am and fm

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12) Why do I like Tom Liccus and enjoy listening to him? (you know, from 100.7 The Buzz - Tom Liccus Show)

A: he is a prophet for all mankind, and he lets the girls know what "real men" want instead of those girly boys.

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13) What's your favorite radio station?

A: KUFO in portland, but the Buzz is number 2

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14) What am I doing right now besides thinking random thoughts and typing?

A: looking at the screen

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15) If I could be any type of food, what would I be? Why?

A: poison, your going to leave a trail of devestation behind you

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16) Do you amuse me? How little/much?

A: probably, and a whole lot too, I can be entertaining compared to all the "vanilla" flavored people around here.

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18) Which do I like better, 'Haloween' or 'Friday the 13th'?

A: halloween, it is more fun to dress up on.

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19) How come I strongly associate food with sex?

A: probably an oral fixation.

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21) What's my favorite word, according to these boards?

A: is there really only one?

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23) Fill in the blank: '...for inside, I am eternally searching.'

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26) Who do I think is better, Ozzy or Metallica? What would my exact response be as to why?

A: ozzy, Metallica is a bunch of money grubbing sell-out losers now

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27) What body part did my favorite Hallmark card involve?

A: grrrrrr, the mind >;o)

28) Why did I think it was so funny?

A: it was funny to look at

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31) What did neotatsu do to me?

a: crumble in your presence

32) Did I like it or was I angry?

A: it was amusing

33) Could he help it?

a: no, he couldn't have been prepared for you

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34) What weapon do I like better, a sword or a gun? Why?

A: sword, guns are for the weak

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43) Do I like going to the doctor or the dentist? Why?

A: yes, playing doctor is fun so going to the doctor is the next best thing.

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47) Do you like my temper? Why/why not?

A: yes, it is a refreshing change

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49) Isn't the gofer in 'Caddy Shack' funny when he dances? (Of course that's not really what you were paying attention to, now was it *nudge nudge*)

a: caddy shack is one of My fav movies, woo hooooo

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a: yes, but having to tiptoe through them is sometimes difficult

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Originally posted by neotatsu:
oi I'm quite pissed now...I wrote a nice reply to twinkies list answering them because zorro got some wrong but It wouldn't let me post ...damnit...maybe I'll rewrite it later....it won't let there be anymore than 8 pages in the thread so theres no room for anything else here

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Yes yes, I'm quite clever... always prepared !

somehow i dont believe you...

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Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
your my little princess?

somehow i dont believe you...

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Oy! What are YOU still doing here?

meh that show wuz actually good.. in fact it was closer to sci-fi than episode 1 will ever be

Why does a certain newbie to this forum think he should be able to censor other members when that would be a job for a moderator?

MacGenius, get a clue.

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A: he is ageless, I think he was around before time........Z

when will peace be achieved?

A: after the apocalypse. by then there will be no lone left to fight.

when will poverty and disease gotten rid of?

A: never, both will always exist.

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Originally posted by SpikeSpiegel:
would these roosters happen to be members of the catholic church?

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A: through the door silly.

Where are roosters and hens kept?

A; Jimmy's chicken shack

It seems you mis understood one of my questions, so let me try to rephrase it, to get a better answer. Have you ever had a girl willing to sleep with you, and turned her down because you respected or cared about her too much?

A: ROTFLMFAO you're kidding right? the only willing girls I turn down are the ones that don't interest Me and those are an elite few.

Off hand question:
Should I take into account Midaclorians, when I am writting the formula for GPE (Geek Potential Energy (TM) Game-Master Inc. - Formula and pappers pending)?

A: no, be a rebel

The interesting questions continue:
What was so unussual about the frozen fudge bar?

A: I got it all the way in and it tasted better afterwards

Have you ever taped your self enguaged in sex?

A: nope, I am camera shy

Did you use the tape for pleasure or to study to improve in some area?

A: never tape yourself unless you can live with everyone seeing it

Are you ticklish?

A: very

Alright, a few oddities:
Why am I so picky about girls?

A:it is the smart way to be

Is this pickiness good or bad?

A: depends on how well you deal with loneliness

Do I want to toast the bread for my sandwich or not?

A: no, it is better in it's natural state

What was the last word spoken to you by a live person today, before you began answering this post?

A; bye

If you wanted to steal bill gates money, how would you do it?

A: assasinate him and steal his identity, hopefully I can get it all before anyone figures it out

What makes you think that I am neglecting one or both of my cats?

A: they are fighting, if it were play fighting it wouldn't be about you

You don't think the sugury had anything to do with it?

A: no, never blame the surgeons

How many empty cans of soda are near your computer?

A: 1

How many empty cans of beer are near your computer?

a: 0

What time do you consider "late at night"?

A: 10

What time do you consider "TOO EARLY"?

A: 5

What time do you consider "Slept to long"?

A: noon

What time do you consider killing your boss?

A: first thing in the morning

Have you ever, even jokingly (when you were younger perhaps), drew plans to blow up a building?

A: yes

Did you use them, even if on a model of the building?

A: no

Would they have devistated the bulding to the degree you planned them too?

A: no, I didnt know enough then

...With out ouching any other building in the area?

A: yes

If you had access to a particle acceleratior, what would you do with it?

A: sell it on ebay

If you found your self the absolute ruler of America, when you woke up this morning, what laws would be in effect now, that hadn't perviously?

A: there are too many to list, all of them would benefit me though

What countires would our foriegn policies have changed toward?

A: all of them, the streets would flow with the blood of our enemies, our allies would be very happy

Could I be the head of a newly formed govermnet agency?

A: nope, you would have to be a certified BDSM master

What would said agency be in charge of regulataing or enforcing?

A: I would have one for just about everything

What is the funniest name you can think of to name your first born child:
if it is a girl? butch
if it is a boy? nancy

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145, but the test is flawed >;o)

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** FINALLY I get to post this **

[QUOTE]Originally posted by ZorroTheFox:
[b]1) What is the color of my bra?

A: if I answer correctly I think I'd be arrested.

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***lol, naughty naughty girl***

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4) Would you like to touch something of mine? (Yes, it means the first thing that comes to your mind)

A: evil, evil, I can hear the sirens approaching My mouse now.

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***A: unfortunately there are laws prohibiting free speech when it corrupts the young one's. Sometimes even the great Zorro has to bite His tongue. mmmmmmmm biting tongues***

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5) Where?

A: how about just a handshake for now, I enjoy freedom.

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***lol, good one, I'll have to remember that one for work***

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8) Who do I consider my best friend so far? Why?

A: your computer, it lets you meet the interesting people you can't meet in person.

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***sometimes I think it is mine too***

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9) Do I wear thongs? Why do you think that?

A: yes, all girls do these days. It is in style, even abercrombie and fitch (sp?) are selling them to girls as young as 10.

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***A: sick and twisted mind. if it is filthy, it usually finds its way through Me***

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11) What are my top 2 favorite bands?

A: am and fm

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***A: they are good, too bad they are both broken up***

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12) Why do I like Tom Liccus and enjoy listening to him? (you know, from 100.7 The Buzz - Tom Liccus Show)

A: he is a prophet for all mankind, and he lets the girls know what "real men" want instead of those girly boys.

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***A: they are fun to listen to, but BJ is a lot better. He is on before Tom.***

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13) What's your favorite radio station?

A: KUFO in portland, but the Buzz is number 2

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***I used to listen to 99.9, but then they started playing lots of Rap-Rock. sppeeeewwwwww.***

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14) What am I doing right now besides thinking random thoughts and typing?

A: looking at the screen

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***A: oh sure, tease the Fox >;o) ***

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15) If I could be any type of food, what would I be? Why?

A: poison, your going to leave a trail of devestation behind you

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***A: lol, poison Ivy***

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16) Do you amuse me? How little/much?

A: probably, and a whole lot too, I can be entertaining compared to all the "vanilla" flavored people around here.

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***ditto***

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18) Which do I like better, 'Haloween' or 'Friday the 13th'?

A: halloween, it is more fun to dress up on.

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***A: the origianl halloween was far better than any slasher movie before or since***

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19) How come I strongly associate food with sex?

A: probably an oral fixation.

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***I try***

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21) What's my favorite word, according to these boards?

A: is there really only one?

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***oh, now if only I had a favorite word***

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23) Fill in the blank: '...for inside, I am eternally searching.'

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***no, I wasn't sure on that one***

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26) Who do I think is better, Ozzy or Metallica? What would my exact response be as to why?

A: ozzy, Metallica is a bunch of money grubbing sell-out losers now

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***Ozzy is and always will be the only true Master of Metal***

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27) What body part did my favorite Hallmark card involve?

A: grrrrrr, the mind >;o)

28) Why did I think it was so funny?

A: it was funny to look at

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***lol, that would be a funny card >;o) ***

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31) What did neotatsu do to me?

a: crumble in your presence

32) Did I like it or was I angry?

A: it was amusing

33) Could he help it?

a: no, he couldn't have been prepared for you

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*** neo, he's the man >;o) ***

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34) What weapon do I like better, a sword or a gun? Why?

A: sword, guns are for the weak

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*** I though for sure you would say something about a sword swallower***

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43) Do I like going to the doctor or the dentist? Why?

A: yes, playing doctor is fun so going to the doctor is the next best thing.

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***I only like the nurses and assistants. Doctors and dentists are too suspicious for me.***

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47) Do you like my temper? Why/why not?

A: yes, it is a refreshing change

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***it has been awhile***

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49) Isn't the gofer in 'Caddy Shack' funny when he dances? (Of course that's not really what you were paying attention to, now was it *nudge nudge*)

a: caddy shack is one of My fav movies, woo hooooo

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***I like when the guy sits in his Porche right into the puke puddle***

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50) Are my questions fun to answer to?

a: yes, but having to tiptoe through them is sometimes difficult

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***perhaps we are twins bor years apart, lol***

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Originally posted by MacGenius:
I have a question for you, Zorro:

WHY ON EARTH CAN'T YOU TALK ABOUT ANYTHING BUT SLEAZY STUFF?!?!?!

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we talk best about what we know. I am a scumbag so of course I will best refer to sleaze.......Z

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Originally posted by CrawGator:
Ok Zorro here is my question,

Why does a certain newbie to this forum think he should be able to censor other members when that would be a job for a moderator?

MacGenius, get a clue.

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he is trying to justify his existence, I don't think it is working though >;o) ..............Z