Current JoyPoll results for 1286 entries:
What evidence is there that your co-workers might be zombies?
The weird noises that emanate from their work area, ... it's when it gets quiet that you have to really worry.
Their low productivity, ... you mean they're not hooked up to caffeine drips?
The things they eat for lunch... YUK!, ... Billions and Billions Served.
They are working for Zombie pay scale, ... it's not like they've died and gone to heaven.
That undead look in their eyes, ... I recognize it from the mirror.
Wait a sec... all of the above! THEY ARE ZOMBIES!!!!, ... just try to think of them as headhunters.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and rounding of the living dead.
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