Current JoyPoll results for 952 entries:
Favorite Christmas conspiracy?
Reindeer are forced by a cruel master to fly an overladen sleigh around the globe at faster than light speeds for nothing more than a few carrots, ... reindeers can be cruel too, when they call you names and won't let you play reindeers games.
Anti-Santa industrialists have conspired together in a global warming plot, ... they are hoping to melt the competition.
The Military Industrial Complex gives Santa kickbacks to deliver violent toys and video games to innocent little boys and girls, ... innocent? Have you ever spent a few hours in a room full of toddlers?
Kids are in cahoots with retailers to pressure parents to purchase them gifts, ... it worked for you with your parents!
The existence of Elf sweatshops at the North Pole has been covered up by a misinformation campaign that claims they don't exist, ... don't worry, the Elves don't sweat. Santa doesn't heat those workshops.
Who really ate the milk and cookies I left out?, ... burp!
I saw Mommy viewing the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the anti-matter Santa.
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