Current JoyPoll results for 1347 entries:
What other Geek Legend would you like to see illustrated?
The Twelve Labors of the System Admin, ... Labor #1... Appear to complete the remaining Labors, while in fact, slack.
Steve and the Applenauts's expedition to PARC to fetch the Golden GUI, ... so are you suggesting PARC was fleeced?
How Bill Gates stole the fire from Gary Kildall's QDOS, ... if only it had been stolen for the good of mankind.
Woz breathing life into the silicon chips, ... he homebrewed up a golden Apple.
Microsoft employees forever rolling the enormous boulder of Vista up to the peak of a mountain for all eternity, ... what's worse, developing Vista forever or Ballmer tearing at your liver?
The one about the time Steve Jobs stopped to pick up a hitchhiker, then a man suddenly jumped out of hiding swinging a chain, so Steve sped off, but when he got home there was a chain wrapped around the bumper and at the end of the chain was a bloodied torn-off hand, ... it turned out to be Sculley's!
ummm.... isn't my Geek God status worthy of illustration?
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and someone taking the girdle of the Amazon Queen.
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