Current JoyPoll results for 1199 entries:
How do you know it's time to slap a Mac user?
When they spend all night lining up for an Apple Store opening, ... only slap 'em if they don't get you anything.
81
6%
When they attempt to legally adopt their Mac, ... could be worse, they could trying to adopt a child to fix their PC.
140
11%
When they name their children Apple, Newton, Clarus, Finder, or Dock, ... OK, how do I change my name to one of those!
329
27%
When they start doing things like baking Apple I cakes, carving Mac O'Lanterns, or creating OS X pizzas, ... could be worse, we might have tried to make a Blue Screen of Death pizza.
134
11%
When they argue that Mac OS X is superior to Windows, ... wouldn't you rather switch than fight?
75
6%
Don't slap, clap, ... what is the sound of a one-button mouse clapping?
296
24%
I'm not happy about these slap-happy options.
145
12%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and slapstick.
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