Current JoyPoll results for 987 entries:
What's the best way for an iPod to lose weight?
Go on a low silicon diet, ... isn't funny how people put silicone in, and get fat sucked out?
40
4%
Cut down on fatty mp3's, ... if you're an iTunes junky, then it could help fatten your wallet if you cut them out.
96
9%
Drop a few accessories, ... you can drop the accessories, but don't drop the iPod!
66
6%
Get a Flash makeover, ... it's not the size, it's what's inside that counts!
159
16%
Move to a planet with lower gravity, ... fly me to the Moon.
146
14%
I love my big fat iPod, ... if you love it so much, how about a big fat geek wedding?
379
38%
My iPod is just big-boned.
101
10%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and scroll wheel aerobics.
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