Current JoyPoll results for 1237 entries:
Best 11th Tech Commandment?
Honor thy motherboard, ... but don't be afraid to upgrade her.
179
14%
Thou shalt not check your email every five minutes, ... huh? The tech gods must be crazy!
149
12%
Thou shalt keep all thy devices charged up, ... because you never know when a Sasquatch will fly a UFO by your window.
207
16%
Don't steal music, ... let he who is without peer to peer, cast the first iPod.
122
9%
Thou shalt Control-Alt-Delete, ... or in a pinch, use the Vulcan Pinch.
80
6%
Thou shalt protect thy tech from evil with thy surge protector, ... lightning strikith in powerful ways!
336
27%
I'll take two tablets and call you in the morning.
164
13%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and codifying.
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