Current JoyPoll results for 898 entries:
Why do you think Rudolph's nose glows?
He's a mutant, ... yes, but the regular flying reindeer were just born on Krypton.
70
7%
Bioluminosity, ... Prancer's been eating glowworms maybe.
44
4%
The effects of alcohol, ... if you see a reindeer with a glowing nose, you've probably had too much to drink.
147
16%
He was bitten by a radioactive firefly, ... he's got radioactive blood!
99
11%
He is genetically modified, ... what else do you think the Elves work on between Christmas and New Year's?
40
4%
He inhaled a laser pointer, ... he wasn't very coherent at the time.
172
19%
It glows because I believe it glows, ... yes, but does it glow when no one is looking?
234
26%
I don't believe in Revisionist Santa Claus doctrine.
83
9%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and one foggy CGI script.
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