Current JoyPoll results for 789 entries:
What is the most annoying thing about a Skywalker boy?
They keep getting their hands cut off, ... It's easier to take the hand off the farmhand, than get the farm outta the farmhand. -Han
47
5%
They start their Jedi Academy training when they are way too old, ... the only thing worse than a Doogie Howser is an 18-year old in Jedi Kindergarten.
51
6%
They never know who their father is, ... well, they do know he's a one armed man.
96
12%
They are the Universe's worst whiners, ... hmmm, C3PO is technically a Skywalker too!
248
31%
Their minds are never on what they are doing, ... perhaps they are just absent-handed?
65
8%
They get the worst haircuts, ... that's what you get for frequenting the House of Ewok Hair Salon.
182
23%
I favor the Skywalker girls
100
12%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and some idiot turning off the computer and using the Force.
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