Current JoyPoll results for 506 entries:
In a Genius vs Genius Arms Race, what is the greatest weapon?
Fully caffeinated neurons, ... you can only hide behind a caffeine molecule for so long.
A well stocked arsenal of t-shirts, ... remember, both not doing laundry can result in Mutually Assured Destruction.
The ability to Think Different, ... especially when your nemesis starts lobbing Evian water bottles at you.
The Complete Works of David Pogue, ... is that why they call it Camp David?
Real Geniuses are pacifists, ... knowledge is the best deterrent.
I just ordered we go to DELLCON 1.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the Joke and Dagger Dept.
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