Current JoyPoll results for 999 entries:
If Woz ran Apple, what would be your favorite consequence?
Segway polo matches, ... would they play for the Cupertino Cup?
78
7%
Free comic with every Apple product, ... do you get a stick of iGum too?
77
7%
Lasers standard equipment on new iMacs, ... leather eye patch only $99 extra!
126
12%
Dial-a-Joke Mac mini, ... Ring Ring... Who's there? Mac. Mac who? Aren't you glad it's not Windows at your door?
24
2%
Macworld Expo would be a rock concert, ... "oh, and there's one more encore!"
156
15%
Keynotes would be a lot funnier, ... watch out for whoopie cushions on the seats!
202
20%
One Infinite Loop turned into a Prius racetrack, ... do they race in metric or Imperial?
218
21%
I'm wheel'in over to the results.
118
11%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and what-if scenarios.
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