Current JoyPoll results for 1140 entries:
What do you need to lose weight for?
Meeting people in real life, ... huh? People still do that?
So I can fit into my shorts, ... or are you hoping to get into somebody else's?
My health, ... health is like backups, you don't miss it until it's gone.
So I can get to the fridge faster, ... talk about needing a carrot!
Actually, I could use to gain a little weight, ... your cat needs some extra padding while sleeping on your lap?
I'm perfect, ... congratulations, we all hate you.
I'm heading to the fridge!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and calorie counting.
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