Current JoyPoll results for 1160 entries:
What do you wish was really real?
Santa Claus, ... yeah, but then he'd see when you are sleeping, and know when you've been bad.
The Tooth Fairy, ... too bad you can't buy back your real teeth when you're older.
A pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, ... it's more likely to be a pot belly at the end of the buffet.
Internet Tubes, ... Internet Tubes rock, but they can end up smelling like Internet Monkey dung.
Fake Steve Jobs, ... is there an Alternate Universe Fake Steve Jobs? And is he Real?
Um, I don't understand this question... those are all real, aren't they?, ... yes Virginia, just keep clicking on that Money Tree.
I'm crying now, thank you very much for spoiling everything!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and roundtards.
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